Don't ask where I got this idea from. I obviously have a sick and twisted mind. This takes place at Kadic Preschool, on the playground. It's a oneshot. And I just couldn't help but write it. XD I'm such a dork.

DIsclaim: I don't own Code: Lyoko.

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Four-year-old Sissi Delmas was on the playground during lunch. Dumb Odd was still eating, and he promised he'd play with her today. She took her plastic shovel and dug a hole in the sandbox. No one was ever able to reach the bottom; it was way too deep.

"I'm going to dig to China through the sandbox," she'd announced earlier, eating across from Odd.

"I wanna go to China! There's lots of food there!"

"Fine, but you have to help me dig."

"Okay."

And he was still in there eating. Oh, well. He just doesn't get to go to China then. She didn't like that he always broke his promises. Daddy always told her breaking promises hurts people's feelings. But she was used to it when it came to Odd.

"Ulrich!" She called to the small boy, who was throwing woodchips at Theo.

"Leave me alone! You're icky!" He yelled back.

"Want to dig to China with me?"

"You can't dig to China, Sissi," Jeremie announced, materializing out of what seemed to be thin air. "China's too far."

"Well, if dummy Odd would come help me dig like he said he would, I bet I could."

"But you can't-"

"Shut up, stupid!"

"That's mean! I'm gonna tell on you!"

"You better not!" Sissi tossed sand at him, and he scurried to hide from her.

She kept sinking her little red plastic spade into the sand, tossing it to the other half of the what seemed to be enormous four foot by four foot box. Her tiny hand got a blister, so she had to switch to her left and continue working. Her resentment for Odd was slowly starting to grow. It's all his fault I have a blister. I wouldn't have to work as hard if he would get done eating.

"Move over!"

Oh no! She thought. It's a kindergartener! "Leave me alone!" She told the Japanese girl.

"I want the sandbox!" The kindergartener announced.

"I'm in here! Go away!" But the other girl let out a battle cry, picked up a fistful of sand, and dropped it down the front of Sissi's pink tanktop so that her little brown skirt was covered in it.

When Sissi shrieked, the kindergarten teacher called, "Yumi! How did you get on the other side of the fence?"

The other girl, apparently Yumi's eyes widened and she took off running. Sissi sighed and got back to work. Recess was almost over and she wasn't anywhere near China! Dumb Odd! She couldn't resist getting angrier and angrier. She was never going to get there at that rate.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, two little hands grabbed the back of her skirt and jerked her up into the air. She screeched, kicked out with her back legs, and hit Odd square in the thighs. "Odd! I hate you!"

The boy, who landed on his butt, had been laughing, but he stopped. "Really?"

"For really!" She yelled back.

Odd stood up, his little eyes sad and his little lip in a pout, and picked up a nearby purple shovel. The second he turned around, she reached out to grab his underwear, and let out a shriek when she realized he wasn't wearing any.

"Ew! Sissi touched my butt!" He yelled. "I'm telling everybody!" He turned to run!

"Odd!" Her cry of anguish rang out across the playground. "I'm going to get you!" And she took off after him.

rotflmao!!! my grandmas in the next room and she keeps looking at me like im nuts cuz i cant stop laughing!! XD anyway, review!