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Seto Kaiba's Worst Day Ever!!!!!

One morning Seto Kaiba woke up smiling on the inside. "I'm rich, I have a little brother and people think i'm hot. It's also my birthday." he said.

He also added,"Even if Yugi and Joey think i'm fucked (in the head) today, who cares?"

Seto walked downstairs in an extremely good mood.

When he noticed Mokuba was missing he thought "

(Notice that this ' means thinking and this " means speaking.) any way as i was saying...

When he noticed Mokuba was missing he thought "Where the Fuck is he?"

Unfortunately he had said these words out loud. 'Damn, I am so Stupid,' he thought.

His maid, hoping to keep her job, ignored the fact that Kaiba had just said Fuck, and explained to the slightly angered CEO that his brother had left early.

"Please take a look at the calendar," Kaiba said to the maid, "And remember by tonight. If you don't i'll fire you!!"

"Damn, what the hell did I do?" the maid thought.

Meanwhile the slightly angered but still happy CEO finished his breakfast and called the limo to take him to school.

Unfortunately his limo was in the shop and since he had just turned 16, he didn't have a car yet.

He had never ridden a bike in his life,his motorcycle had a flat tire (Why does he have one of these? because of my crazy authoress mind!) and Mokuba's bike was too short for him because of the fact that Mokuba wasn't even half as tall as himself.

Kaiba's slightly pissed mood changed to pretty pissed and slightly happy.

Kaiba also muttered under his breath about how much he hated the authoress for describing his moods like the weather.

He called the mechanic on his cell phone and told him he was Fucked and asked what in God's name was he doing?

Then he screamed into the phone, "Take your Fucking ass and pick it up from it's lazy slut and go get youself a new job because you're fired!"

He was so angry he clenched his fist (with the phone in it) and ended up smashing the phone into tiny bit size pieces. (that 'tiny bite sized pieces' I swear I heard that on a commercial before!)

"oh Fuck, more things to do," he said. "now i have to buy a new cellphone!"

He walked inside and asked the maid to create an ad for a new mechanic.

As he walked out the door his maid sighed and whispered softly to herself "I don't even want to know what that boy's done, now.I still wish the innocent pure boy inside of him would come back. Look what happened to that child. Poor, poor Seto." Then she sensed something she knew something was there and if she had to bet what it was she sensed she knew it would be Gozaburo. Probably what happened was he had been granted permission to come keep an eye on Kaiba. Not the real boy, of course. The boy, the boy Gozaburo created. The horrible man who was so cruel to the world that she feared he was the spawn of the devil or something. If he really and truly is here, she thought, then I might as well speak my mind for everybody. So she screamed, "I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY NOW GOZABURO, YOU FUCKER! YOU HAVE A FUCKED SENSE OF HUMOR!" As she returned to her work she could almost swear that he was laughing.

As Kaiba walked out the door he could swear he heard someone screaming. 'Must be the wind,' he thought. He didn't know how wrong he was.

As Kaiba walked off towards school he thought about all the he kept thinking of all the many hazardous and boring things that were involved in walking to school.

On the way Kaiba met Joey and his friends. He was rather pissed about the fact that his brother hadn't been there in the morning, His help was cluless that today was his BirthDay, He was hearing strange sounds and last and most annoying there was nohing to help him get to school.

So Kaiba decide to take his insults out on the first person he saw. And guess who that unlucky person was?

Joey! Poor, poor Joey

"Hey Wheeler you Mutt get off the sidewalk," He said.

Since Joey couldn't think up an excuse fast enough, and Kaiba was getting bored watching him try. So Kaiba decided to let one of the thoughts floating through his mind become the Main Attraction in his brain. (That sounds freaky, Doesn't it?)

Kaiba began to think about how often he was in a good mood, (Which really for him is about one or twice a year! Think about it people! This guy can't even get happy or excited about Christmas! CHRISTMAS! That's sad, isn't it. No, wait, not sad! FREAKY!) And because he rarely had one, (His good moods are like the chance of getting a Blue Eyes in a booster pack! Not going to get one! Or in this case have one!) He could never enjoy it!

So while Kaiba thought about these things to himself, He was oblivious to the fact that Joey had created a comeback, (Wow! That truly is surprising! Seriously! It's like seing Kaiba in a good mood! that's how often Joey can come up with a comeback quick enough before the other person drifts off to LaLa Land! Read the afforementioned paragraph and realate how often Kaiba's in a good mood to how often Joey can create a comeback quick enough and you'll know what I mean!) and repeated it several times.

Joey who was getting awfully annoyed from the fact that Kaiba wasn't paying attention to him, walked over stood on his tip toes, (Seriously that's how tall he is! He's like Six foot!) And screamed at the top of his lungs into Kaiba's ear, "LISTEN YOU ANNOYING BASTARD, IT'S A FREE FUCKING COUNTRY!

Yugi who was very angry at Joey for the horrible words he had spoken told Joey in a vice that sounded like he was on the verge of tears "um, Joey it's not a free country! There are laws you know!" Then Yugi burst into tears and ran off sobbing with his Yami following him.

Tea was about to go but when she saw that Yami was running after him she decided to let him handle it. If Yami, the guy who Yugi shared his body with, Couldn't handle this, No one could.

Anyway the way Yami handled the situation was he tried to get Yugi to stop crying by speaking gently to him. But Yugi would not stop crying and screaming the words, "MAKE THE WORDS GO AWAY YAMI! MAKE THEM GO AWAY!" (See how pure Yugi's mind is? I bet he'd scream if you said WHORE! Heh Heh Heh!) Finally Yami who was starting to get very angry and had never had much patience, (Remember this guy was a Pharoh who was waited on hand and foot! so he never had to handle any fustrating situationds before)And was about to slap Yugi, noticed something. The words... The words Yugi was speaking! And then.... IT CLICKED!!!!! Yami decide to just go into Yugi' mind and erase the part where Yugi heard Joey speak those words! Oh, and the part where Yugi was crying! 'I really don't think he'll need the memory of him crying,' thought Yami 'He'll wake up one day when he's like, 30 and remember crying for like God knows what and he'll go crazy trying to remember. So to save him sleepless nights when he remembers this event i'll erase the part where he's crying too.' Yami decide that if this ever happened again he'd do the same thing. Little did he know that he'd forget these things to!

Meanwhile Back with Joey and Kaiba at the moment where Yugi and Yami ran off:

"Right," said Joey. "Except if there's any law againt it!"

Kaiba who by now had come back to focus and was angry at Joey for disrupting his thoughts, 'After all, What could that Dumb Mutt have to say anyway,' he thought, swept past Joey and his friends Yugi had returned by now and along with Yami was staring at Kaiba and Joey with a blank expression, While muttering that he should buy the SideWalks of Domino and possibly the streets continued walking to school.

His happy mood had completely disappeared.