A/N Hello loyal followers! Ok this is yet another story I wrote in English class! Well it's kinda random and kinda incorrect but work with it people! Any who, I would like to add that Solar Knight (best bud!) thought this one was funny, so I'm just going throw at you the original and pray to the dark lord of muffins that you will like it!

"Brother, I'm bored!" yelled Alphonse Elric, the boy whose soul is trapped inside a suit of armor, to his older brother Edward Elric.

"Well I was thinking," Edward started as he turned the page of one of his "alchemy" books. "This book is all about time travel. It doesn't seem that difficult. All we need to do is get a cardboard box and shoot Alchemy into it, then poof! We can travel through space and time!"

"Are you sure? Do you think its safe?" the suit of armor said.

"Do you think I am wrong? Are you questioning the almighty powers of me, The Fullmetal Alchemist?!" the small blonde haired alchemist yelled.

So the two Elric brothers followed the steps in the "Alchemy" book. And before they knew it, they had a time machine and were setting it to the year 2150.

"Ready Al?" asked Edward,

"Ready brother!" replied Al.

"Blast off!" they both screamed as they shot alchemy into the box.

Moments later the two brothers were floating around in space. "This is great brother; your brilliant idea got us floating around in the middle of nowhere!" Al screamed.

"…….."

"Brother, are you ok?"

"…..A….air!" screamed Ed, his hands around his neck.

"Sorry brother, I forgot that you need air. Here, climb into me; use me as a space ship." Al said, opening a door on his body, gesturing to Ed for him to come in.

"How are we supposed to move? And how can I breathe in here?" Ed asked.

"Well, I am a giant suit of armor, so it only makes sense that I can be used as a space ship with an oxygen supply and a rocket engine." Al explained with a very annoyed tone of voice. And at that moment Al's feet tuned into rockets.

They traveled around space aimlessly for 7 days, until the 8th day when they happened to stumble upon the little round planet named "Earth". They used Al's rocket feet to land safely on the planet. But once they landed they were shocked at what they had found. They had landed in a huge city, bigger hen anything they could imagine!

But the big city confused them so they spent another week walking around aimlessly, until they realized that they were in "New York City!" Now, New York can be pretty scary for a couple of county-boy alchemists, so they kept to themselves.

Suddenly a group of teens with jet packs (remember it's the year 2150!) came up to the two brothers and started saying, "All cos-players are to go to the main building!"

"What?" Ed and Al asked.

"You know, the convention! You are The Elric brothers aren't you?"

"Yes! Finally someone that has heard of us! Take us there!" Ed screamed.

So the jet packers gave Ed a jet pack, and Al just flew like a ship. In a couple of minutes they reached the convention. But that's when everything went wrong. They had met their new greatest enemies, THE FANGIRLS!

During the 10 minutes the Elric brothers were in the convention, already 412 screaming fangirls assaulted the Elrics with their laser guns in various ways, 12 which I am unable to explain to you readers as said under law.

"Hurry Ed! Climb into me!" Al screamed as Ed jumped in. They blasted straight back into space, for they knew that they were better off starving in space then being attacked by crazy fangirls.

So now the almighty Elrics are floating around space aimlessly, never to be seen again……