A/N: I just wrote this because I was too hyper to do anything else. It
makes no sense whatsoever, so don't expect it to. It has characters from
.hack//SIGN, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, and Yu Yu Hakusho. Be
warned---they're all incredibly out of character.
Disclaimer: OGONGONGONGONGO!
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Inuyasha: POOF! WHOOSH! BANG! *strikes pose* I AM THE ALL MIGHTY
INU...*pauses, thinks for a minute* Inu...um...Oh yeah! INU...YASHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! * throws back his head and cackles evilly*
Sesshoumaru: How dare you say that! You must die! *raises his claws
menacingly*
Ominous music: Dum da dum dum DUMMMM!
Inuyasha: Okay, sure. *dies*
Sesshoumaru: o.0....Hm...Then my work here is done. I must go serve my
country! I must become...*pauses dramatically*...a cheerleader. *melts into
the ground.*
Kenshin: *dances in* Takkatakkatakka! TAKKA TAKKA TAKKAAAAA!
Tsukasa: HEY YA'LL! WELCOME TO TSUKASA'S UNDERGROUND PORCUPINE FARM!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah sure whatever!
Kenshin: Didn't you just leave, de gozaru ka?
Sesshoumaru: *stares at him*...I don't know what you're talking
about...*picks up a stick and starts to poke Inuyasha's dead body*
Kagome: INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sesshoumaru: *glances at her* What do you want?
Kagome: Oh, nothing, I just like to shout Inuyasha's name at the top of my
lungs for no reason whatsoever.
Kenshin: *sticks out his tongue* That's stupid! You're stupid! I hate you!
Nya nya! *runs around in circles, laughing*
Tsukasa: Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's your
favorite!
Yusuke: No it's not! I hate you!!!! *sits down and starts crying*
Tsukasa: *twitch* Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's
your favorite!
Yusuke: SHUT UP! *throws a pig at Tsukasa and keeps crying*
Tsukasa: STUPID! PIGS ARE MY ONLY WEAKNESS! *sits down next to Yusuke and
starts crying with him*
Inuyasha: Ar, mateys! We be a headin' north to find the treasure!
Sessh: I thought you were dead! How dare you live when I specifically told
you to die!
Inuyasha: But Cap'n, there's treasure to be found!
Sesshoumaru: *glares* I SAID DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Inuyasha: *sighs* Yes, Cap'n. *dies*
Kagome: INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *licks a lollipop, then looks around
shiftily and sticks it to a porcupine.*
Porcupine 79709212314697: LALALALAAAAA!
@__________________________________@ LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOD FOR HAMBURGERS,
Y'KNOW?!?!
Tsukasa: No! *continues crying*
Porcupine 79709212314697: DO YOU LIKE APPLES?!
Yusuke: *sob* Vanilla ice cream, not chocolate chip! *sniff*
VANILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! *also continues crying*
Sanosuke: *whacks Yusuke on the head* GET ME MY GIRAFFE, MINION!
Yusuke: *stops crying and looks nervous* Okay, you know how last time I
told you your giraffe was fine and that I took good care of him for you?
Sano: Yes...
Yusuke: Well, actually, when I was riding him, he sorta, heh, started
chasing this squirrel, and you know how hard giraffes are to control,
eh...heh...
Sano: *eyes him suspiciously* Go on.
Yusuke: So I jumped off and he ran straight towards a cliff and the
squirrel jumped off the cliff and...um...Mr. Giraffe is in heaven now,
okay? *runs away screaming something about cockadoodle doo and hey nonny
nonny whatever*
Sano: You...you...you...*stares at Yusuke, his eyes filling up with tears*
YOU KILLED MR. GIRAFFE! *sobs* He was my only friend in the world–
Kenshin: What about sessha?!
Sano: –AND YOU KILLED HIM!
Tsukasa: Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's your
favorite!
Sano: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *talking to a porcupine. Is drunk. Somehow.* So, you know what
this fluffy thing really is? *leans forward, beckoning the porcupine
closer* It's an albino wolverine/ferret cross! Her name is Fredrika! Isn't
she beautiful?! *gets a really weird smile and passes out*
Porcupine: O_o;;; *backs away slowly*
Kenshin: I don't wanna be Kenshin anymore! I wanna be...COOLSHIN!
Sano: DIE, GIRAFFE KILLER! DIE!
Tsukasa: You people need history lessons! Why don't we sing the porcupine
song?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
All: YEAH SURE WHATEVER!!!!!!! *join hands and start singing* Porcupine!
Porcupine! Darkness before dawn! Porcupine! Porcupine! We will sing all day
long! Porccccuuuuupiiiiiine! Get youurrrr chocolate chipppp iiiiccceee
creeeeaaaam! *bow*
Inuyasha: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sesshoumaru: INUYASHA! I TOLD YOU TO DIE!!!!!
Inuyasha: You're not the boss of me!
Me: He isn't?! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Sesshoumaru: BAKA AHOU! IT TOOK FOREVER TO CAPTURE ME!
Inuyasha: Why would you capture yourself?
Sesshoumaru: What? I wasn't talking about Yourself, I was talking about Me!
Besides, it's too hard to capture Yourself.
Inuyasha: I know you weren't talking about myself! I was just asking why
you would want to capture yourself!
Sesshoumaru: I already told you! I don't!
Inuyasha: Don't what?
Sesshoumaru: I DON'T WANT TO CAPTURE YOURSELF!
Inuyasha: I ALREADY KNEW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO CAPTURE MYSELF!
Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP!
Inuyasha: NO, YOU!
Sesshoumaru: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DIE!
Inuyasha: Yeah, sorry, I forgot. *promptly falls over and dies*
Kenshin: Hm. I seem to have devoured a porcupine, de gozaru yo.
Tsukasa: O.O" You ate Fluffy!!! He was the best POISONOUS porcupine EVER!
*wipes away a single tear*
Kenshin: 0.0 Did you say...poisonous?! *falls over, unconscious* X_x
Tsukasa: O.o I was just kidding.
Kenshin: .......... x.X
Sanosuke: *is wearing a weird Mexican outfit and waving maracas while
dancing to disco music* Disco feeeeeeeeeever!
Everyone (besides Sano, and including the now possibly dead Kenshin): O.O
*backs away slowly* *trips over a porcupine and falls over*
Xelloss: *waves his finger* Now that is a secret! *jumps off the same cliff
Mr. Giraffe and the squirrel leapt off and dies.*
Inuyasha: Well, that was stupid.
Sesshoumaru: DIE, DAMMIT! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! *starts
chucking random things at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: What the he—-Ow. X_x
Jaken: Lord Sesshoumaru!
Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP! *throws a porcupine at him*
Jaken: o.o Uh oh. *dies*
Tsukasa: *begins playing the violin*
Zelgadiss: NUUUUUUUUU! *covers his ears* Violins! My only weakness!
Kagome: When did you get here?
Zel: I dunno. When did you get here?
Kagome: *shrugs*
Tsukasa: STUPID INSTRUMENT! *eats the violin*
Sano: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! NOW IT CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN!!!
Tsukasa: Or...can it...? O.O *stares at Sano eerily*
Sano: O.O I dunno...*falls over*
Kenshin: Gooooooood morning! AH! WE'RE STILL IN PORCUPINE WORLD!
Yusuke: YES, YOU NUMBSKULL!
Kenshin: *sniff* Y-you...You didn't have to be s-so *sniff* m-mean! *sniff*
Yusuke: Aw, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, buddy!
Kenshin: o.0 Since when are you my "buddy"?
Yusuke: I DON'T KNOW! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Kenshin: Okay.
Sano: Jeez, you're all so stupid! I mean, two plus two is SO not four! I'm
suing my lawyer! *leaves*
Kenshin: Me too! *also leaves*
Sesshoumaru: You're stupid. *leaves as well*
Everyone: *says something random and meaningless, then leaves*
Porcupine 79709212314697: Nobody ever answered my question! Hey...Where's
Fluffy?!?!
THE END.
~*&*~O_O~*&*~
Well, that was...strange. Review? Please?
makes no sense whatsoever, so don't expect it to. It has characters from
.hack//SIGN, Inuyasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Slayers, and Yu Yu Hakusho. Be
warned---they're all incredibly out of character.
Disclaimer: OGONGONGONGONGO!
=-=-=-=-=-------------=-=-=---------------=--=-=-=-=-------------------=-=-
=-=-----------------=-=
Inuyasha: POOF! WHOOSH! BANG! *strikes pose* I AM THE ALL MIGHTY
INU...*pauses, thinks for a minute* Inu...um...Oh yeah! INU...YASHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! * throws back his head and cackles evilly*
Sesshoumaru: How dare you say that! You must die! *raises his claws
menacingly*
Ominous music: Dum da dum dum DUMMMM!
Inuyasha: Okay, sure. *dies*
Sesshoumaru: o.0....Hm...Then my work here is done. I must go serve my
country! I must become...*pauses dramatically*...a cheerleader. *melts into
the ground.*
Kenshin: *dances in* Takkatakkatakka! TAKKA TAKKA TAKKAAAAA!
Tsukasa: HEY YA'LL! WELCOME TO TSUKASA'S UNDERGROUND PORCUPINE FARM!
Sesshoumaru: Yeah sure whatever!
Kenshin: Didn't you just leave, de gozaru ka?
Sesshoumaru: *stares at him*...I don't know what you're talking
about...*picks up a stick and starts to poke Inuyasha's dead body*
Kagome: INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sesshoumaru: *glances at her* What do you want?
Kagome: Oh, nothing, I just like to shout Inuyasha's name at the top of my
lungs for no reason whatsoever.
Kenshin: *sticks out his tongue* That's stupid! You're stupid! I hate you!
Nya nya! *runs around in circles, laughing*
Tsukasa: Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's your
favorite!
Yusuke: No it's not! I hate you!!!! *sits down and starts crying*
Tsukasa: *twitch* Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's
your favorite!
Yusuke: SHUT UP! *throws a pig at Tsukasa and keeps crying*
Tsukasa: STUPID! PIGS ARE MY ONLY WEAKNESS! *sits down next to Yusuke and
starts crying with him*
Inuyasha: Ar, mateys! We be a headin' north to find the treasure!
Sessh: I thought you were dead! How dare you live when I specifically told
you to die!
Inuyasha: But Cap'n, there's treasure to be found!
Sesshoumaru: *glares* I SAID DIE! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!
Inuyasha: *sighs* Yes, Cap'n. *dies*
Kagome: INUYASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *licks a lollipop, then looks around
shiftily and sticks it to a porcupine.*
Porcupine 79709212314697: LALALALAAAAA!
@__________________________________@ LIFE IS GOOOOOOOOOD FOR HAMBURGERS,
Y'KNOW?!?!
Tsukasa: No! *continues crying*
Porcupine 79709212314697: DO YOU LIKE APPLES?!
Yusuke: *sob* Vanilla ice cream, not chocolate chip! *sniff*
VANILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!! *also continues crying*
Sanosuke: *whacks Yusuke on the head* GET ME MY GIRAFFE, MINION!
Yusuke: *stops crying and looks nervous* Okay, you know how last time I
told you your giraffe was fine and that I took good care of him for you?
Sano: Yes...
Yusuke: Well, actually, when I was riding him, he sorta, heh, started
chasing this squirrel, and you know how hard giraffes are to control,
eh...heh...
Sano: *eyes him suspiciously* Go on.
Yusuke: So I jumped off and he ran straight towards a cliff and the
squirrel jumped off the cliff and...um...Mr. Giraffe is in heaven now,
okay? *runs away screaming something about cockadoodle doo and hey nonny
nonny whatever*
Sano: You...you...you...*stares at Yusuke, his eyes filling up with tears*
YOU KILLED MR. GIRAFFE! *sobs* He was my only friend in the world–
Kenshin: What about sessha?!
Sano: –AND YOU KILLED HIM!
Tsukasa: Would you like some chocolate chip ice cream? I know it's your
favorite!
Sano: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: *talking to a porcupine. Is drunk. Somehow.* So, you know what
this fluffy thing really is? *leans forward, beckoning the porcupine
closer* It's an albino wolverine/ferret cross! Her name is Fredrika! Isn't
she beautiful?! *gets a really weird smile and passes out*
Porcupine: O_o;;; *backs away slowly*
Kenshin: I don't wanna be Kenshin anymore! I wanna be...COOLSHIN!
Sano: DIE, GIRAFFE KILLER! DIE!
Tsukasa: You people need history lessons! Why don't we sing the porcupine
song?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
All: YEAH SURE WHATEVER!!!!!!! *join hands and start singing* Porcupine!
Porcupine! Darkness before dawn! Porcupine! Porcupine! We will sing all day
long! Porccccuuuuupiiiiiine! Get youurrrr chocolate chipppp iiiiccceee
creeeeaaaam! *bow*
Inuyasha: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sesshoumaru: INUYASHA! I TOLD YOU TO DIE!!!!!
Inuyasha: You're not the boss of me!
Me: He isn't?! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! *runs away*
Sesshoumaru: BAKA AHOU! IT TOOK FOREVER TO CAPTURE ME!
Inuyasha: Why would you capture yourself?
Sesshoumaru: What? I wasn't talking about Yourself, I was talking about Me!
Besides, it's too hard to capture Yourself.
Inuyasha: I know you weren't talking about myself! I was just asking why
you would want to capture yourself!
Sesshoumaru: I already told you! I don't!
Inuyasha: Don't what?
Sesshoumaru: I DON'T WANT TO CAPTURE YOURSELF!
Inuyasha: I ALREADY KNEW YOU DIDN'T WANT TO CAPTURE MYSELF!
Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP!
Inuyasha: NO, YOU!
Sesshoumaru: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO DIE!
Inuyasha: Yeah, sorry, I forgot. *promptly falls over and dies*
Kenshin: Hm. I seem to have devoured a porcupine, de gozaru yo.
Tsukasa: O.O" You ate Fluffy!!! He was the best POISONOUS porcupine EVER!
*wipes away a single tear*
Kenshin: 0.0 Did you say...poisonous?! *falls over, unconscious* X_x
Tsukasa: O.o I was just kidding.
Kenshin: .......... x.X
Sanosuke: *is wearing a weird Mexican outfit and waving maracas while
dancing to disco music* Disco feeeeeeeeeever!
Everyone (besides Sano, and including the now possibly dead Kenshin): O.O
*backs away slowly* *trips over a porcupine and falls over*
Xelloss: *waves his finger* Now that is a secret! *jumps off the same cliff
Mr. Giraffe and the squirrel leapt off and dies.*
Inuyasha: Well, that was stupid.
Sesshoumaru: DIE, DAMMIT! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE! *starts
chucking random things at Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: What the he—-Ow. X_x
Jaken: Lord Sesshoumaru!
Sesshoumaru: SHUT UP! *throws a porcupine at him*
Jaken: o.o Uh oh. *dies*
Tsukasa: *begins playing the violin*
Zelgadiss: NUUUUUUUUU! *covers his ears* Violins! My only weakness!
Kagome: When did you get here?
Zel: I dunno. When did you get here?
Kagome: *shrugs*
Tsukasa: STUPID INSTRUMENT! *eats the violin*
Sano: WHY DID YOU DO THAT?! NOW IT CAN'T GO TO HEAVEN!!!
Tsukasa: Or...can it...? O.O *stares at Sano eerily*
Sano: O.O I dunno...*falls over*
Kenshin: Gooooooood morning! AH! WE'RE STILL IN PORCUPINE WORLD!
Yusuke: YES, YOU NUMBSKULL!
Kenshin: *sniff* Y-you...You didn't have to be s-so *sniff* m-mean! *sniff*
Yusuke: Aw, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, buddy!
Kenshin: o.0 Since when are you my "buddy"?
Yusuke: I DON'T KNOW! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
Kenshin: Okay.
Sano: Jeez, you're all so stupid! I mean, two plus two is SO not four! I'm
suing my lawyer! *leaves*
Kenshin: Me too! *also leaves*
Sesshoumaru: You're stupid. *leaves as well*
Everyone: *says something random and meaningless, then leaves*
Porcupine 79709212314697: Nobody ever answered my question! Hey...Where's
Fluffy?!?!
THE END.
~*&*~O_O~*&*~
Well, that was...strange. Review? Please?