-editors note: hello everybody! just to let you know this is my first story. im going to keep it simple, i don't own naruto, and flame if you like i'll still read it.
'thinking'
'kyuubi thinking'
"kyuubi talking"
"talking"
[book]
*odd noises*
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It was a quiet and peaceful day in konohagakure no sato(1). ANBU(2) level shinobi(3) were rushing across the village to complete there missions, chunin(4) were guarding the gates to the village, and jonin(5) were training there genin(6). And uzumaki naruto was talking to a book like usual…wait what!!
"what the hell are you!?" could be heard across the village by a special blond. said blonde's name was Naruto he was a odd shinobi to-be, at the age of 11 wearing a orange jumpsuit with blue on the shoulders and white along the neck a swirl insignia on the left shoulder, a slightly larger dark orange version on the back. green goggles on his forehead completed his outfit. He was at a fairly short height of about 5'1 with blond spiky hair and clear light blue eyes, three whisker like marks on each cheek and blue wooden shinobi sandals completed his 'origanal' look.
more importantly he just screamed at a weird book. Said book was fairly large, it looked about 300-450 pages thick, it was a hard backed book that looked like its cover and back and been stained in blood. The book however was Innocent and it wasn't what he should be screaming at.
"I am just your…conscious….yes I am your conscious". "I didn't know I had a conscious…or that it could talk". "that doesn't matter! Just read that book!"."aaaaaw do I have to"? "yes you do. Its title is 'necromancy through the ages'. until your done with that book ill be staying around 'to torment you'. Until its time for me to go you can call me…kyuubi".
and so the now the blondie started reading his new book against his will. Occasionally getting instructions on what certain words meant like 'necromancer'(7)and 'lich'(8), and oddly enough he also asked what 'masturbation' meant because everyone would ignore him when he asked. Kyuubi simply ignored him as well making naruto pout, until kyuubi told him he was a "slacking freeloader who needed to hurry the fuck up".
~one year later~
the now 13 year old boy had a slightly different look. he grew a few inches and his hair got a little lighter than his regular blonde, his jumpsuit somehow got a even darker orange and blue, almost like some sort of dark energy was corrupting it somehow...
What naruto didn't know was that reading 'necromancy through the ages' slowly but surely made him a much, much darker person. And the more he read and the more he practiced with his new skills the closer he was to being an evil being, still dense and a idiot...but a evil being none the less.
"whoohoo!!! One page left!" 'I wonder what a transformation ritual is? I should ask kyuubi'. "kyuubi what's a transformation ritual?". "its what can turn you into a lich". "what! Why didn't you tell me?! I would be much closer to being hokage (9) if I could become a lich! It could save me years of my longer lifespan to turn into a lich now!"(10)'annoying brat' "because your not ready to turn into a lich yet you little meat sack! You still haven't made a single thing from that book! You'll need to make lots of skeletons, golems, ghouls, zombies- wait why should I be telling you all this crap! Just reread the sections on this! And why ask me about the ritual when you can just as easily read about it on the next page you little shit!"
[transformationritual: the transformation ritual will make any necromancer exceptionally more powerful. The ritual itself is fairly easy just draw a circle around yourself and sacrifice roughly 10-20 live humans. The more the better! Remember to drink a little bit of blood from each human though. Remember DO NOT LEAVE THE CIRCLE! When you kill each human just put a little blood from each into a cup then ingest the blood. The ritual itself takes at least 5 minutes to at most 30. After the ritual you will be twice as strong as usual. Every spell will be more powerful, and any of your dead will be significantly more powerful.
-warning: after the ritual you will be very weak! The worst case was calculated at 3% total power. The weakness will last for a total of 7 days. Make sure to do this in a secluded spot. Anything of holy descent or with holy powers WILL hunt you down. Only 27% of the necromancers who did this ritual survived. It is recommended to have a large army of dead to guard you during this period.]
"oh, so i need to have a large army... i should get started! first i should train my magic first though...lets see...page 27...how to use 'icebolt'....i need to channel the energy to my hands....then look like I'm holding a small ball of something...ok now think cold thoughts" 'icecube....iceburg...refridgerator... sasuke's humor...' "now i need to push the energy out! *whistle* *whoosh* "no! i just froze my bed! i was aiming the other way to!!" 'guess i need to work on my aim.'*whistle* *whoosh* *crash!* "what the!? i cant feel my legs!" "quick someone get a med-nin!"(11) 'it went out the window!'needless to say the window was closed the door was locked and when an anbu team got to where the bolt came from naruto was practicing at the park.
7:00 PM(2 hours later)
"i did it! i really did it! the frost bolt actually went in the right direction this time! i can even make it turn a little! crap its getting late i should head home." so he ran back to his house *crash!* "ow! what the fuck!?" his jumpsuit was just a tad to small, so it snapped at the leg resulting in him hitting a wall...then falling onto a trashcan. "there should be some out behind that one store..." indeed there were, however these were black and blue not orange and blue. "what! NOOOO! i need the orange!!" "shut up and grab the damn jumpsuits! these are much better for a ninja 'even if its a jumpsuit' *grumble grumble* "fine..." *yawn* "must be time to go to bed." so he ran back to his apartment building, unlocked the door, took off his sandals, and tripped on his forgotten book. *crash!* "....fuck it ill use the book as a pillow...I'm to damn tired..." *snore*
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and that's the opening, really though if enough people like it ill make another chapter. i may even write the whole story for just one person.
1-konohagakure no sato-village hidden in the leaves
2-ansatsu senjutsu tokushu butai- Special Assassination and Tactical Squad
3-shinobi-ninja
4-chunin-medium ninja-
5-jonin-high ninja-
6-gening-low ninja-
7-necromancer- basically controls the dead, makes experiments on the dead, brings back spirits, mostly insane or evil.
8-lich- basically a necromancer with a truckload of steroids. I'm going with the they are NOT immortal approach. they usually control the dead to a greater degree than necromancers and they most likely can control necromancers.
9-hokage-fire shadow- leader of konoha
10-I'm a firm believer that necromancy can prolong your lifespan
11- a shinobi that specialises in healing