Hello. This fanfic was to blow off stream and stress. I hope you will get
some laughs out of it. I normally would not post this, but my brother
convinced me. Also for this to work I have to be an Animorph and I have
very powerful psychic powers. So my name is Katie. Also I use sexual stuff,
but all it is the word not bad scenes or anything. Also I don't own
Animorphs or the songs that I use.
Visser Three's most embarrassing thing ever!
We were all at Cassie's farm. Her parents were gone for the weekend. So we were all there. There meaning Tobias, Jake, Cassie, Rachel, Marco, and me. They were all talking when they noticed me not really concentrating on the meeting.
"Katie!" Someone yelled.
"What!" I yelled back.
"Are you with us?" Jake asked.
"No. I was pulling peoples pants down, because if I don't I will have a psychic overload and destroy the world."
"Okay." Said Marco with sarcasm.
"Though I do have an interesting idea. That's if you guys want to laugh. Also is there a sharing meeting tonight?"
"Yes and why?" Said Rachel.
"Well you won't know unless you guys want to have some fun time." I told them.
Okay, lets do this. We could all use some entertainment. said Tobias.
"Okay! My idea is to kinda take over Visser Three's body and make him do stuff in front of the full members."
"That sounds good, but is he going to be there?" Said Rachel.
"Yeah. I just read his mind and he's going to be there soon." I said with an evil grin on my face.
"But isn't the Ellimist going to stop you?" Asked Cassie.
"No, because he saw what happens when I don't relieve the overload. Just as long as I don't kill him then I'm fine."
"Okay, but how are we going to see this?" Asked Marco.
"I'll put the image in you minds. So without any more questions. Good. Then here's the show."
________________________________________________ At the big full members meeting
Visser Three walks up in human morph and starts talking. After a few words he starts singing "I'm a little teapot".
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is spout
When I get all steamed up
Here me shout
Tip me over and pore me out
While sing this he does the motions to it. All of the controllers are staring at him trying to understand this outburst. Then he talks again.
"Everyone I have important news! I am Gay! I also love all Andalites. Playboy is the best human invention there ever was! I also want you all to now that I love you all." At this he starts to sing the Barney song.
I love you
You love me
Where a great big happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too.
"Also I forgot to say a while ago was that I have no balls!" He yells out loud. And starts singing again.
She's got big balls
He's got big balls
But I've got the biggest balls of them all!
After singing this he cries out "Help! Someone is controlling my body!" When he says this he breaks out doing the Can Can. While doing this he is singing 'It's a small world after all.' When he is done with that song he starts to sing "Man I feel like a woman!"
The best part about being a woman
Is that I get to have a little fun...............
Man I fell like a woman
After he gets done with that he stops going the Can Can and says "Help!" He cries out load. But no one helps, because every one is in shock from what they have seen. He starts singing again.
Aye, aye captain
I can't hear you
Aye, aye captain
Oh who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants
...(Something I can't remember it all)....
Spongebob Squarepants
(And repeats 'till the end)
________________( Cassie's Farm )_________
Everyone is laughing even Ax.
"Any more song requests?"
Make him do the Can Can naked! Tobias says.
"Very good Idea!" I tell him.
_________(Meeting thingy)_________
Visser Three starts sing again.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt (starts taking his shirt off)
I'm too sexy for my shorts
Too sexy for my shorts
Too sexy for my shorts (starts taking off his shorts)
Now he is butt naked! All the controllers cry "Can't look way! Can't blink! Can't move! Help!" Then the Visser starts to do the Can Can.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" All the controllers yell.
All of a sudden Visser One shows up and looks at Visser three and says "Man you're Hot!!!!"
________(Cassie's Place)_________
"Man that's not right! That's my mom!"
"How was I supposed to know she was on a surprise visit?"
"Oh well as long as they don't 'do it' I'll be fine."
_______(Meeting thingy)___________
Marco's mom starts acting like a robot and says "I must get some!"
At this Visser Three stops doing the Can Can and looks around and covers his genitals and backs away with a look of embarrassment on his face. "I'll get you for this Katie!!!!"
___________( Cassie's farm house thingy)_______
That was a lot of fun. We should do it more often! Says Tobias with laugher.
Ax walks in holding a teddy bear. Prince Jake I had nightmares!
Everyone breaks out laughing.
"Well we better get home see you all tomorrow. And Ax want you saw was me playing a joke on Visser Three."
It was not that. It was Visser Three making out with Visser One!
"WHAT!!!!!" Marco yells.
"Bye better run. See you!" I yell to everyone as I run trying to escape Marco's rage.
A/N: I hope you all enjoyed it. Also I don't care if you review or not! SO TRY YOU'RE WORST!!!!!!!!
Visser Three's most embarrassing thing ever!
We were all at Cassie's farm. Her parents were gone for the weekend. So we were all there. There meaning Tobias, Jake, Cassie, Rachel, Marco, and me. They were all talking when they noticed me not really concentrating on the meeting.
"Katie!" Someone yelled.
"What!" I yelled back.
"Are you with us?" Jake asked.
"No. I was pulling peoples pants down, because if I don't I will have a psychic overload and destroy the world."
"Okay." Said Marco with sarcasm.
"Though I do have an interesting idea. That's if you guys want to laugh. Also is there a sharing meeting tonight?"
"Yes and why?" Said Rachel.
"Well you won't know unless you guys want to have some fun time." I told them.
Okay, lets do this. We could all use some entertainment. said Tobias.
"Okay! My idea is to kinda take over Visser Three's body and make him do stuff in front of the full members."
"That sounds good, but is he going to be there?" Said Rachel.
"Yeah. I just read his mind and he's going to be there soon." I said with an evil grin on my face.
"But isn't the Ellimist going to stop you?" Asked Cassie.
"No, because he saw what happens when I don't relieve the overload. Just as long as I don't kill him then I'm fine."
"Okay, but how are we going to see this?" Asked Marco.
"I'll put the image in you minds. So without any more questions. Good. Then here's the show."
________________________________________________ At the big full members meeting
Visser Three walks up in human morph and starts talking. After a few words he starts singing "I'm a little teapot".
I'm a little teapot
Short and stout
Here is my handle
Here is spout
When I get all steamed up
Here me shout
Tip me over and pore me out
While sing this he does the motions to it. All of the controllers are staring at him trying to understand this outburst. Then he talks again.
"Everyone I have important news! I am Gay! I also love all Andalites. Playboy is the best human invention there ever was! I also want you all to now that I love you all." At this he starts to sing the Barney song.
I love you
You love me
Where a great big happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too.
"Also I forgot to say a while ago was that I have no balls!" He yells out loud. And starts singing again.
She's got big balls
He's got big balls
But I've got the biggest balls of them all!
After singing this he cries out "Help! Someone is controlling my body!" When he says this he breaks out doing the Can Can. While doing this he is singing 'It's a small world after all.' When he is done with that song he starts to sing "Man I feel like a woman!"
The best part about being a woman
Is that I get to have a little fun...............
Man I fell like a woman
After he gets done with that he stops going the Can Can and says "Help!" He cries out load. But no one helps, because every one is in shock from what they have seen. He starts singing again.
Aye, aye captain
I can't hear you
Aye, aye captain
Oh who lives in a pineapple under the sea
Spongebob Squarepants
...(Something I can't remember it all)....
Spongebob Squarepants
(And repeats 'till the end)
________________( Cassie's Farm )_________
Everyone is laughing even Ax.
"Any more song requests?"
Make him do the Can Can naked! Tobias says.
"Very good Idea!" I tell him.
_________(Meeting thingy)_________
Visser Three starts sing again.
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt (starts taking his shirt off)
I'm too sexy for my shorts
Too sexy for my shorts
Too sexy for my shorts (starts taking off his shorts)
Now he is butt naked! All the controllers cry "Can't look way! Can't blink! Can't move! Help!" Then the Visser starts to do the Can Can.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!!!" All the controllers yell.
All of a sudden Visser One shows up and looks at Visser three and says "Man you're Hot!!!!"
________(Cassie's Place)_________
"Man that's not right! That's my mom!"
"How was I supposed to know she was on a surprise visit?"
"Oh well as long as they don't 'do it' I'll be fine."
_______(Meeting thingy)___________
Marco's mom starts acting like a robot and says "I must get some!"
At this Visser Three stops doing the Can Can and looks around and covers his genitals and backs away with a look of embarrassment on his face. "I'll get you for this Katie!!!!"
___________( Cassie's farm house thingy)_______
That was a lot of fun. We should do it more often! Says Tobias with laugher.
Ax walks in holding a teddy bear. Prince Jake I had nightmares!
Everyone breaks out laughing.
"Well we better get home see you all tomorrow. And Ax want you saw was me playing a joke on Visser Three."
It was not that. It was Visser Three making out with Visser One!
"WHAT!!!!!" Marco yells.
"Bye better run. See you!" I yell to everyone as I run trying to escape Marco's rage.
A/N: I hope you all enjoyed it. Also I don't care if you review or not! SO TRY YOU'RE WORST!!!!!!!!