Title: Quotes of Dean
Author: Pentagramy
Pairings:
Warnings:
Disclaimer: As much as I would love to lay claim to Sammy and Dean, I'm scared a lawsuits, fangirls, and evil, overly bratty reviewers. So I don't own the infamous Supernatural duo or the Chris Rock bit. I also don't own the Comedy Central month, Hysterical Blackness.
Note: The Chris Rock quote is totally Chris's so, whatever. Props to him and his coolness.
Summary: Dean's always got a quote up his sleeve. Let's venture into his strange little world.

"Dean," Sam sighed angrily, stirring his coffee with vigorously. "The world's not ending. Stop."

Dark taffy eyes rolled. "No, no, Sammy," his brother urged. "Listen. See, if I was turned down for sex, obviously, the world's ending. The whole world's gone coo-coo on us, and we've been so busy we haven't even noticed, Sammy-boy!"

Another pair of eyes rolled; this time from the younger man at the table. "Okay, Dean. I agree the world's crazy. I know. But I bet you don't know why it's so crazy."

Dean smirked cockily. Of course he knew this. Sammy wasn't the only up to date brother. Oh yeah, he's got this one covered. The waitress that turned down Dean's come-on slammed his eggs on the table before neatly placing Sam's down. Her long brown braid was slung over her left shoulder, her curvy figuring swinging to "tease" the older Winchester. However, Dean had totally forgotten her already.

Poor girl. Well, she was the one that turned him down. Neither had noticed her put anything down, despite the banging.

"Well, Sammy, you know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'."

He nodded justly. Sam stared, open-mouthed. "D-D-Dean?" he stuttered. "That sounded… thought out! How'd you make that up just now! That's smart!"

Dean blinked innocently. "I didn't," he answered. "That was Chris Rock on a comedy special last night. It's Hysterical Blackness month. I was watching Chris Rock and Kat Williams all night, instead of, ya know, doing research or work or whatever."

Sam blinked, groaned, and dropped his head to the table in defeat. Too bad he forgot his syrup and melted butter coated pancakes were waiting there for him.

Pent: R&R. Nothing else, really.