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Razor Blades.
It was an early Monday morning that Horatio woke up and walked into Natalia's bathroom to get ready for work. The couple had been dating for about five months now and slept over at the place that suited them the most at the time. This time it was at her place.
Horatio did his business and washed his hands before he grabbed his razor to shave. Unforunatly for Horatio this morning his blade was no longer sharp enough to preform the task, and he knew he needed a new one. Sadly his supply of that was at his place.
He cursed before his eyes happened to slide over to Natalia's razor. He shook his head, no he couldn't do that. Unless…unless she never found out of course.
He grabbed the razor and started to look for a new blade, as he didn't want her to shave her body with the same blade had used on his face. Nor did he know what part of her body she shaved the last as she was always clean cut.
After finding a blade and quickly changing it, his eyes slide over to her supply of shaving gels as he did not want her razor to smell like the ones he used. Lavender kiss, alluring avocado and floral passion. Horatio wrinkled his nose, none of them sounded very appealing, not to mention he would most likely reek of it afterwards. Not very manly.
He sighed heavily before he grabbed the one called lavender kiss wondering how deep he could actually sink to have his face shaven. He put some of the gel on, it actually didn't smell half bad, before he slowly started to shave it off.
Just then Natalia opened the door saying, "Horatio have you seen….is there something you would like to tell me?"
His face quickly became in the color of red as he said, "I…I ran out of razor blades."
"And you found it best to use my supply," she said, frowning at him, a bit amused.
"Well a razor is a razor, and I did change the blade first, but I must say that you women have more to pick from when it comes to shaving gel," he said honest.
"We do, but next time will you please ask first, for all I knew you could be trying to get in touch with your feminine side," she said with a giggle.
"I most certainly am not, I simply just needed to shave," he said annoyed roling his eyes.
"Lighten up will you," he said as he washed of the remains of the gel.
He didn't answer her at that just changed the blade back and put it back in the shower before turning to her saying, "So ready to go?"
"In a moment, need to fix my make-up, or did you want to borrow some first?" she asked, with another giggle.
"Funny, I'll wait outside," he said in a very dry tone, leaving the bathroom.
A moment later she came out to join him saying, "Handsome, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to upset you, and I know you are all man."
"It's okay I suppose everything considered, but please don't mention this to anyone," he said with a sigh.
"I won't," she said, kissing his cheek before she added, "You smell delicious."
He couldn't help but let a chuckle escaper before saying, "Shall we?
She nodded as she let her hand slip into his, walking towards the car.
Natalia didn't rightly hold her promise about not telling, as she just had to tell Calleigh, which told Valera, which told Ryan, which told Eric and so on, until everyone knew. And for over two months Horatio had to live with being called, "The lavender Lieutenant."
He didn't rightly care as long as Natalia was all his they could say what they wanted.
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