Kurt sighed as once again pretty much everyone in his class on the football team walked past whispering 'fag' and laughing to themselves. After a while, you'd think they would stop finding it so funny. Kurt jumped as he felt his phone vibrate against his leg in his bag. He pulled it out and read the message.

What's up? x

He smiled as he read Mike's message. They'd been secretly dating for like, three weeks now, and he loved the way he automatically knew something was up.

Idiots calling me names again. Don't worry, I'll be fine babe x Kurt tried to concentrate on the work in front of him, but his phone buzzed again.

You sure? Doesn't look like it to me :S x

Mike looked at him from across the room, genuine worry on his face.

Sure I'm sure. (: Can't wait until tonight x

Kurt thought that if he changed the subject it might cheer Mike up. He was staying round his house tonight, as Kurt's father was out on a fishing trip with his friends. He looked over and saw Mike smile as he got the text.

Me either. Man, it's gonna be our first proper night together, I'm so excited :D x

Me too! I've got some… stuff planned ;)x

What kind of stuff? X

Kurt could tell from Mike's face that he knew exactly what kind of stuff. He winked at him, and Mike pulled his phone back out.

Don't tell me you've finally decided to go for it… lose the big V? :o :L x

Depends if you're nice to me ;) x

You are not gonna regret this. It's going to be fucking amazing. Don't worry. I'll be gentle (: x

Kurt looked at Mike and looked away. He hated the way he always treated him like a little kid.

No, he didn't want him to be gentle. No, I'm going to fuck you so hard, and you're going to love it;) x Kurt's finger hovered over the send button. 'Oh what the hell' he thought, sending it. He smirked at Mikes face as he read the text three times through, then shuffled on his seat and crossed his legs.

If that what you want… I guess I can oblige ;) But then it's my turn to make you feel good. And I mean good. :P x

And how are you going to do that exactly? :P x

Mike went to reply when Puck tapped him on the shoulder to talk to him. Mike was still struggling to hide his ever growing hard on, and just hissed at Puck to leave him alone. Kurt was trying so hard not to laugh, but when he got Mike's reply… and had a different problem completely.

I'm gonna suck your cock so hard you won't know what's hit you. I'm going make you cum all over my sweaty body, then I'm going to fuck you so hard up your tight ass you'll be begging me for more. X

Kurt groaned, and tried to stifle it with a cough as he squirmed in his seat. He looked over to Mike who had a wicked grin on his face. Kurt was so turned on, he couldn't even reply because he was concentrating so hard on letting no one see his boner. 'I know' he thought, and concentrated on how ugly Rachel's shoes were today. He noticed Puck looking at him. And then he realised - Puck has also noticed the way he was squirming in his seat, the phone on his lap and the way he was looking at Mike. Or at least he thought he did.

"Shit," Kurt said under his breath. If Puck's noticed, the whole schools going to know by third period, he thought. But Puck just looked away and continued doodling in his book. 'Phew,' Kurt thought, then remembered Mike's text. He went to reply when the bell rang for second period. Kurt and Mike both ran from the room, really hoping no one noticed their odd behaviour.

But someone did…

Later at Glee rehearsals…

"Oh my god - Mike my phone's gone!" Kurt whispered to his secret lover.

"You're joking." Mike replyed,

"Did you delete the, uh…"

"No."

"Fuck."

"I know," The two boys exchanged worried looks, but had to get on with Glee.

Two hours later Finn went round Puck's house to ask him if he could borrow his fancy shirt as he was going out for dinner with the family. He went to open the door till he heard a loud groan coming from Pucks room. His parents were out and Finn had to hold back laughter as he realised what Puck was doing, alone in his room.

"Porn again," He laughed to himself, quickly backing away from Puck's room and out the front door. "I'll just wear a normal top."

Little did Finn know that Puck was lay on his bed, totally naked. With a very recognisable blue phone in his hand. He was reading the message over and over:

I'm gonna suck your cock so hard you won't know what's hit you. I'm going make you cum all over my sweaty body, then I'm going to fuck you so hard up your tight ass you'll be begging me for more.

I'm going to fuck you so hard up your tight ass you'll be begging me for more.

Begging me for more.

Begging.

Begging.

And Puck came everywhere, bringing him back to reality. He sighed as he realised he would probably never tell anyone he was gay.

He lay on his bed, trying to avoid the wet patches. 'Hummel can live without his phone for a few days…' he thought to himself, and laughed.