Dischamber: I do not own Red vs Blue or Halo i do not own any of these characters Summery: Tucker's Baby daddy comes back
Tucker & Caboose were Teching Junior the basics of reading writing talking and ext when a large ship landed.
Tucker said "Caboose to find Church and see whats going on"
"Blarg momma whats going on hock"
" momma doesn't know Junior but i wont let anything happen to you "
"Tucker Junior we need you out here " Church yelled into the base .
Slowly Tucker and his alien son walked outside to see Crunchbite who had a smile on his and made those honk's and blargs ,which suprisingly tucker could understand .
" Hello Tucker" Crunchbite said
"W-wh-what are you doing here ... oh hell no your not taking my baby away from me "Tucker said scared
"Momma Momma who the mean man "
" Dont worry Junior uncle Caboose will take you inside for some Orange juice and some cookies " Tucker said and ushered caboose into the base with junior .
" LEAVE NOW CRUNCHBITE " " what i just come here to get my wife and child back and they treat me like im not here "
" IM NOT YOUR WIFE YOU BASTARD ALL YOU DID WAS KNOCK ME UP AND COMEBACK A YEAR LATER GET AWAY FROM ME US THIS WHOLE CANNYON "
Church went inside not wanting to get in the middle of the mommy daddy argument .
" Oh you'll see you are my wife i put my seed inside you and made you bear my child you are mine and you will bear even more of my child " Crunchbite said shooting a tranqlyzer dart at tucker who passed out shortly after wards.
Caboose and Junior who came outside to stop the argument saw a passed out tucker and a big alien who had him bridal style in his arms taking him back to the main ship.
" Where are you going with my mom you big mean alien dude "
" You and Your mother are comeing with me son "
" Im not your son you werid man if you dont put mommy down im going to get Aunt Shelia to blow you up "
"Uhh Shelia could you come over here " Caboose said
" what is it Caboose dear ( yes caboose and Shelia are back together & and Shelia is in a human mode she has gray skin well more silver , with funky looking lines and circles all over it ) Oh who is the man who has Tucker in his arms and why does he have a tranqulyzer dart in his neck ...WHAT DID YOU DO TO TUCKER " " Aunt Shelia He's trying to take momma away " "Dont worry " Her arms Truning into machine guns " I wont let any harm come to my family " ( Writers note : well idk wht to say ummm well the teams are familes so to speak command said the war wont end for god knows howlong and mostly everyone will die so they decided to become family's ) Bullets went firing , hitting Crunchbite and missing Tucker ,Caboose was also firing his gun but just around crunch bite because he was afraid he would hit tucker . Church hearing all the racket came outside and seen what was going on he got Junior away from the fight telling him it wasnt safe .
The Battle lasted for 12 hours until the big massive Alien gave up but said in purfect human english Well tell me what you think and tell me what i should have in the next chapter ... Ive been wanting to make a Red vs Blue fanfiction plz dont tell me about Grammer problems i love how i got Shelia as a human oh if you wanna know how she got back with Caboose well Lopez was being a dick and calling her useless and Caboose helped her back on her feet and she realised she was inlove with him ; Oh they also will have 2 cyborg kids yeah she was preg in teh battle but oh well shes bad ass dont ask me how she got preg hey tucker got preg in the show so Ha im aloud to have what evea i want
" I WILL COME BACK FOR HIM "