No one will know
Based off the recently-revived cartoon short series, Villainous. All rights go to their respective owner.
P. S. Sorry for any grammatical mistakes, OOCness or anything else that make this story suck. Hope you enjoy.
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Demencia had had enough. She loved Black Hat to a fault, but she needed to know. She needed to know what was under Black Hat's top hat. She once saw him with a bowler hat under his top hat, but what else? Did he hide another hat? Was he bald? Was there something under his hat that he was hiding? The mystery had driven her crazy ever since she had wondered, but today she would find out. She already had a plan. She couldn't sneak into his room while he was sleeping at night. He had a security system that was more dangerous than the one at the entrance. So, she would just have to find out while he was taking a nap outside of his room. She was currently quietly sneaking around the house (She never knew where he might be). Her first destination would be his office. She made her way there and quietly opened the door.
Lo and behold, he was sleeping at his desk. Even better, he was sleeping with his chin on the desk, so his hat was in the open.
'He looks so handsome even when he's asleep.' She thought, but quickly shook that thought from her head. It went against almost everything she stood for, but she could fawn over him later. Right now, her priority was his hat.
She snuck her way around to the back of his chair, making as much noise as a mute mouse on shag carpet. She made her way there and leaned over the top of the back of the chair to the back of his head. She moved her hands to the bottom of his hat, and pulled it of as quickly as she could without making noise. Luckily, he stayed asleep. She looked and saw what she first expected: a black bowler hat. She moved her way to the base of the bowler the same way she did with the top hat, and pulled that one off and was surprised to see a black full-sized sombrero appear on his head, grown out from the bowler. She laughed inwardly when she saw how funny he looked in a sombrero. All the same, she wasn't done yet. She pulled off the sombrero and saw a black…pirate's hat? No matter, she still had to know what was under his hat, no matter what hat it might be. She took off the pirate hat and saw a black fedora. She took off the fedora and saw a black baseball cap. She took off the baseball cap and saw a black beanie, wrapped completely around his head.
'This is it.' She thought, 'There can't be anything else.' Because of the hat's position, it looked like he was bald, but it was still nothing to go by. She knew he was capable of the impossible, so she wouldn't be satisfied until all hats were completely off. She was extra careful about this (she didn't want to risk touching his head and waking him up). She started pulling it off slowly, but eventually she took it off directly at once and saw…another black top hat!
But before she could wonder, 'Seriously?' the hat quickly grew longer, bent itself at an angle with the top pointed right at Dementia's face! The top opened and showed a missile! Before Demencia could react, the missile fired and sent Dementia flying right through and out the window.
The hat returned to normal and Black Hat, with his head still on his desk, smiled evilly, opened his eye and looked at the readers.
"No one will ever know." Black Hat said, fixing his hat on his head.
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