A serie of insanity that will hopefully entertain you for awhile.

Disclaimer: I dont owe any characters in this story nor any references or anything else becouse i was born to late and in sweden.

The adept league

Jaina and Isaac were not enjoying another boring day in Vale. Nothing fun had happened since they rebuild the village and Garet broke his legs. They were sitting in the inn and drinking beer to pass their boredom. As always lately it didn't work. It was no fun spending all your time trying to get wasted and then throw it out. If Garet hadn't ended up in a wheelchair he might drink with them.

"Do you remember then life used to be about something?" Jaina took another sip and looked at him with sympathy.

"!" Isaac had lost his ability to talk because of all the boredom.

The inn door opened and Garet and his wheelchair were being pushed inside by Felix. Garet since he was forever stuck in a wheelchair didn't have a job. Felix however was a lumberjack. But they didn't need to work since the villagers provided them with everything they needed.

"How was your day Felix?" Jaina wasn't interested and couldn't hid it.

"Well I cut off Erik's leg and dropped a tree on Sean." Felix looked really bored and was angry because nobody tried to cheer him up.

"?" was Isaac answer

"No but I wish I had. But apparently that is against the law, Stupid major. Felix didn't think spending the rest of his life cutting trees was going to be fun. And Garets grandpa had passed a law that forbids lumberjacks from killing themselves.

"My grandpa isn't dumb." Garet forgot the fact that his grandpas plan to save the world had been sending to 17 year olds right into the unknown.

Piers entered the room looking sad and heartbroken. Maybe it was over the fact that he could never return home.

"So Felix how are things with Sheba?" Sheba and Felix had been dating since they got back. After a while it had been annoying and everyone tended to stay away. But now they where so bored they felt like they needed to care.

"it sucks she dumped me to play mind poker with Ivan" It was a game for two Jupiter adepts and no one else.

"Awww that so sad." Mia stood behind the bar disk and pored up beer for Piers and Felix. "You would have been so cute as an item." Mia didn't think so but she was so bored that she wanted to make Felix sad.

"Well its over and I'm going to spend the rest of my life cutting trees." Felix was close to start to cry. The only good thing about his life was that Garet couldn't date Jaina because he was in a wheelchair.

"Cheer up you could have ended up as Alex" Isaacs's random comment made everyone laughs; expect Mia who looked really mad. Isaac had to save the situation fast. Before Mia decided to toss a glass against him. "It's nothing to laugh about." Everyone was fast to catch up.

Rumours said that Alex had died a very painful death under MT alpth. But before he died he lost all his hair.

It was then that boring 200 sunny day in a row Jaina came up with an idea. A very very good idea, or not

"You guys remember how many times we got attacked by monsters on our journey?" They all nodded not knowing what she was leading them into. "What if these monsters attack regular people? That won't be able to defend themselves."

"They probably end up dead or robbed, who cares?" They all nodded in agreement nobody cared if some travellers got killed. It was dumb to travel anyway.

"Yes but that could give us an interesting career! What if we use our powers to protect this people!!"

Everyone looked at Jaina for a second then burst into laughter. After awhile they realised that it was a good idea.

"So everyone go and dress up and meet me at the adept mobile. I mean the ship." Jaina rushed into the door excited and drunk. Isaac and the others went home. Expect for Garet who was forgotten in his wheelchair.

The next day

Isaac stood waiting for the others at the adept mobile ehh I mean the ship. The others slowly arrived armed to the death and dressed as nerds. Everyone was there expect Ivan, Sheba and Garet. Felix wasn't happy seeing his ex with someone else so they hadn't told Ivan and Sheba.

Jenna was hyper about the whole superhero thing and was dressed in full red leather. The others were dressed in leather too but not that much. "Okay you guys seriously tell me your codenames are better then your outfits."

Felix looked a little overwhelmed this was getting strange. "Code names?"

Jenna gave him a dumb stare and raised her voice. "What if there foes knows our true identities and go after our family and friends?" Everyone nodded except Piers he didn't have family or friends anymore.

"So what are you people?" Jenna gave them all a chilling stare.

Piers went first he had a good name for himself. It was something that he had forced the kids at school to call him. "I am the heroic Aqua man. With complete control over water and the power to swim."

Jenna looked impressed. Isaac decided that he needed something that was cooler then Aqua man. "I with the power to mute all evil will here after be called Mute man." He felt like he had 1/4 of alchemy then he crowned himself mute man. The sol blade shined brighter then a thousand suns in his hands. On his scarf he cut the letters MM

Mia smiled at Isaacs attempt to look cool. She had a thousand times better name. "And i am Aqua women!"

Everyone raised their eyes. Piers looked very angry and moved his hands to his mace. Mia quickly decided to change name. "No just kidding I'm MIA. As in the reason I'm here is MIA.

Jenna slapped Mia hard and twice. "Well we just name you blue cat" Nobody was going to ruin her superhero team.

Everyone's eyes turned over to Felix. Who kept starring back at them. Felix realised he at least had being ridicules a try. "I am the suicidal shadow who makes villains want to kill themselves. I am Phantom! All Jaina stalkers worst fear." After that he realised that being ridiculous was nothing for him. But he didn't want to be a lumberjack so he just went along.

Jaina was last and dressed for the kill. "And I am all the guys subject and dear. I am the one who burned down Kolima forest. I am Pyromancer."

"And I am Superman." Kraden had jumped aboard on the ship dressed in blue leather with a red cape. On his chest he had painted the letter S in yellow

Mia turned to Felix who turned to Isaac who turned to Piers who turned to Jenna who throws Kraden of the ship.

The ship lifted high into the air looking for people to save. Were ever people needed help the Adept league would show up. Always bringing justice and Alcohol.

To forever guard the world Mute man, Blue cat, Aqua man, Phantom and Pyromancer was born. This was the start of legends.

If you liked it i would ike a review and if you didnt i would like a gun.

But jokes a side im going with this idea. Already got some super villians comming up