A/N: Omigod! I can't believe I didn't think of this earlier! It's about my friends and I invited the Sanzo-ikkou to a slumber party! Yep, you heard me right. SLUMBER PARTY, YEAH! Hm, maybe I'll invite some other guests, too…
Disclaimers: DON'T SHOOT! NOT MINE…BANG! HEY! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO SHOOT!? I'M INNOCENT DARN IT!
A/N 2: Actually…this is my sick imagination…enjoy!
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Casts: Me as Strawberry
Friend 1 as Apple
Friend 2 as Orange
Friend 3 as Pear
Friend 4 as Grape
Orange: Hey, what time did they say they'll be here?opens window
Strawberry: looks at the clock…Now.
Apple: Hey, they're here!points at nothing in the pitch black night
Strawberry, Orange, Pear rush to the window but see no one.
Pear: Ne, you do have keen eyesight, right?
Apple: Ahahahaha…no such thing. I really saw them.
Strawberry, Orange and Pear looked at each other.
KNOCK! KNOCK!
Apple: Hora…what did I tell you…
Strawberry: About time they got here! The ice-cream cake had been in the freezer for more than 36 hours!
Gojyo: Ladies! Long time no see. Hey, where's my Grape?obviously neglecting the gorgeous girls and searches for Grape
Grape: Tada!emerges wearing crimson lingerie
Gojyo: YEE-HAW! THAT'S MY GIRL!pretends to swirl a lasso and throws it at Grape
Strawberry: WHAT THE FFFF-!? GRAPE!? WHAT'S GOT INTO YOU!?about to lurched onto Grape when Orange, Apple and Pear restraint her
Orange: Strawberry, this IS a slumber party!ducks Strawberry's kick
Apple: Yeah, she should be wearing nightgown!evades Strawberry's uppercut
Pear: It's completely normal!!!! dodges Strawberry's death glare which was a laser beam
Strawberry: That's not what I call as a nightgown! THAT'S A LINGERIE!!took a deep breath and exhaled YOU TWO!points at Gojyo and Grape
Gojyo & Grape: stops making out Hai?
Strawberry: ….Eww…gross…anyway! If I caught you two doing more than just making out in this house, I swear I'll knock your heads off, cut you into pieces, burn your parts and bury your ashes in 1000 places separately! Got it!?
Gojyo: smirked You're saying IF we get caught…ma, darling. We won't get caught, will we?
Grape: Not a chance, baby…
Goku: GROSS!!!
Pear: Hakkai!
Hakkai: waved in his green pajamas with pear fruit pictures on them Hello, Miss Pear. Nice seeing you again.
Pear: Me too. blushes
Strawberry, Orange, Apple, Sanzo and Goku cuddled together.
Strawberry: Oh, dear God! Not another one…
Orange: I'm sorry for Pear, though. God knows how long and deep his love for Hakkai is…
Sanzo: And that idiot didn't even notice…
Apple: Why don't we help her…I mean, them?
Goku: Right! I'm sorry for Hakkai, too. He had been taking care of us since forever and I think he should have some…woman's touch, you know? Unlike that hentai kappa over there…
Strawberry: turns to Sanzo Sanzo, what do you say?
Sanzo: sigh…whatever…
Strawberry: Yeay, you're the best!jumps and gives Sanzo a strawberry-hug
Sanzo: Get off!!!harisen comes out from his purple pajamas with tiny strawberries pictures and hit Strawberry on the head
Strawberry: That obviously means you love me! Ahahahaha!jumps and starts a series of twirling dance
Sanzo: jaw drops What on earth…?
Orange: Sanzo, just ignore her…she hasn't slept for the 24 hours because she tried to finish the new Japanese drama DVD she just bought two days ago. Her head is doing 'that' stuff, if you know what I mean. Plus, we ran out of Milo stock this afternoon.
Goku: No wonder…hey, can I eat this?suddenly points a HUGE cake in the refrigerator, eyes sparkling (Btw, he's wearing orange-coloured pajamas with banana prints on them, what do you expect from a monkey?)
Orange: eyes widens When? How? Huh? When did you get to the kitchen?
Pear: Ah, gomen. I'll go prepare the drinks right away! gets up and her head knocks Hakkai's chin
Hakkai: OH fell backwards and hit Gojyo's back
Gojyo: SHIT fell onto Grape(P/S: He's only wearing a white singlet and red loose pants…oh yeah…)
Grape: NO fell backwards and broke the sliding paper door
The rest watches before resting their eyes on Pear.
Pear: tears start to form in her eyes Go…gomen nasai…I'm such a careless and useless person! knocks head on the brick wall repeatedly
Hakkai: Pear! Stop it!holds Pear shoulder
Strawberry & Orange & Apple & Grape: reach out to Hakkai in a very slow motion DDDOOONNN''TTTT!
Pear: grabs Hakkai's hands and throws him into the air HAIYA!
Hakkai: AAAHHHH!flies in the air
Sanzo & Goku & Gojyo: jaw drop and… HE'S COMING STRAIGHT FOR US!!!! …frantically run for cover
Too late.
Strawberry & Orange & Apple & Grape: slap their own foreheads Pear goes into reflex mode if somebody touches her when she's in the apologizing mode…
Pear: noticed what had happened and rushed towards Hakkai Gomen nasai, Hakkai! I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to hurt you!
Hakkai: ……………………………..it's okay…………………………fell unconscious
Orange & Apple: GOKU! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?grab Goku and pulling him like a toy
Goku: Dai…joubu…desuuuu! Let go!
Titanic's theme song 'My Heart Will Go On' plays suddenly.
Grape: Uwaa….don't die now, Jack! Please don't die! holds Gojyo in her arms, crying bitterly
Gojyo: wipes Grape's tears You must go on, Rose…head tilts to the side (just in the movies when someone says his last words and dies)
Grape: JACK!
Strawberry: For crying out loud, you're both no Jack and Rose!notices something missing and looks around
Sanzo: looks around, too What are you searching for?
Strawberry: stares at him SANZO! YOU'RE ALIVE!jumps and gives Sanzo another Strawberry-hug
Sanzo: Not again! Get off!pushing Strawberry away
Others: Her voice is the loudest…sweat drop
TBC…I hope you guys like that. Chapter Two's coming up soon!