John Cena was in the rink waiting for his next opponent, even if it was the Rock. He'd kick that dude's ass until turnip greens began the actual bulb root. There was so little controversy surrounding the front part of John's speedo that you couldn't even throw a grand of sand without something on him moving, if you know what I mean. Some women from the audience began throwing 100 dollar bills at him and he began to construct a dildo out of it using spit and hairs from his bald head.
"I call this "Big Benjamin"," he said and threw it at the Referee. Soon, the lights turned pink as his opponent began to arrive. "Why are the lights pink. What the fuck?!"
Before the referee could fart, a small white cat with pink overalls and a bow in her head apeared. "WHAT'S UP PIMP NIGGAS!" she shouted throw a microphone which she yelled into with a megaphone. She then put it agaisnt her asshole and farted. She got into the ring and punched John in hte nuts and he fell over.