This a twilight IM Fan fiction
Me: ok I don't own anything twilight or the characters used in this fanfic.
Kendra: so does that mean you don't own me?
Me: well technically I do own you because you're not a twilight character and because you're in my story.
Kendra: *sad face* damn now I can't do anything.
Me: you can do whatever you want. (Mumbles under breath more like whatever I want.)
Kendra: yeah yeah hahahahahaha.
Me: no more sugar for you.
Kendra: you can't stop me I could run to your room and steal your Mountain dew.
Me: you wouldn't dare. *glares evilly and stalks forward*
Kendra: VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!
Me: don't you start to my brother already says that whenever I glare at him. (seriously he does)
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Screen names
Edward Cullen: blooddoner
Bella swan: sexyvamp
Rosalie: pinky
Emmit: giantteddybear
Jasper: oldwarrior
Alice: hyperpixie
Kendra: Kendra
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Blooddoner has logged on
Sexyvamp has logged on
Kendra has logged on
Pinky has logged on
Giantteddybear has logged on
Oldwarrior has logged on
Hyperpixie has logged on.
Blooddoner: what up with my name?
Sexyvamp: well I don't know ask the writer.
Blooddoner: I don't want to she's scary.
Me: oh really I scare you?
Blooddoner: *nods head*
Kendra: OMGITSEDWARDCULLENANDBELLASWANITHINKIMGOINGTOFAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pinky: ok that was weird she is more hyper than Alice
Hyperpixie: HEY that is not funny.
Pinky: is to.
Oldwarrior: WTF! What's up with my name?
Me: hey I'm tired ok it 12:16 in the morning.
Oldwarrior: why are you up so late little lady.
Me: call me that again and you die I don't care if we're both from Texas. OMG Kendra damn did she get into my mountain dew stash?
Kendra: lalalalalalalalalalalalalala. Oh hello Hannah I drank your entire thing of mountain dew.
Me: you're so going to die, how am I supposed to live with my god for saken grandfather now? Huh? Got an answer to that elf!!!!
Kendra: do not call me elf.
Me: it's better than Dora the Explora.
Kendra: yeah.
Me: so everyone what have you been up to?
Giantteddybear & pinky: having fun.
Me: ok… TMI you guys.
Oldwarrior: I have been reading and Alice has been shopping.
Blooddoner: I've been trying to figure out my name.
(Me: sorry for the randomness of my friend, normally she is quiet and shy I had to do something about her. And yes I do have a giant stash of mountain dew in my room)
Me: oh Eddie I had to give you that name. it was you or either jasper and I'm afraid he'd eat me, no offense jazz.
Oldwarrior: none taken.