Title: When Horror Films Go Wrong…
Author: Susan22 (FanFiction); Nightingale-r3 (LiveJournal)
Beta-Reader: Mirror and Image (FanFiction)
Rating: I only have two: R and not R – this is not R.
Genre: Crack (AU)
Summery: so I had this idea after reading a lot of Itachi/Naruto fics: what would happen in if I put this pairing (and later on, my all time favorite pairing: Doumeki/Watanuki so go check it out), in the moment when the victim (which is usually a virgin) in the horror movies, have no choice but confront the killer? Since I don't write horror fics and rarely watch horror movies I ended up with this…
When Horror Films Go Wrong…
He tiptoed as fast as he could; there were way too many doors in the hallway that refused to open up! He needed to hide before he'd find him – all he needed was one door to open up and perhaps a phone that would work. So far, all phones proved to be either broken or out of order. He could hear those heavy steps creeping up the stairs. He was coming for him and if he couldn't find a place to hide he was done for! Well, not completely... he still has his secret weapon! Though he might have to keep his secret weapon for another time as, finally, a door seemed to open for him! He crept into the room and closed the door just as he saw him turn into the hallway.
The room was actually a large bedroom, with a king side bed which took most of the room in the bedroom. He was thinking about whether he should hide beneath the bed or maybe try jumping through the window (although the fact he was four stories up kind made the first choice seem better).
Just as he was going to hide under the bed, the door opened up and there he was – he'd come for him, Itachi was going to kill him! But Naruto wasn't going to give up! No that wasn't his style, so even though he hoped he wouldn't have to use his secret weapon it was time:
"You can't kill me, I'm a virgin!"
True it was one of the few rules that all killers learned, never kill the virgin. Despite being a known genius, Itachi still couldn't figure out why this rule was ever formed but he wasn't going to be the first one to break that rule – he would be a laughingstock at the Annual Killers Meeting if he'd killed him! However Itachi wasn't a genius for nothing and couldn't help smirking as he replied to the blond:
"I can fix that problem for you"
If there was anyone who was still alive in the house, he would probably have heard a blood chilling scream which oddly enough change shortly into… moans?