Disclaimer: I do not own Resident Evil so please don't sue me.
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Misadventures in Therapy: A case file of the many adventures of a child psychologist.
Documented By: Ayane
Case file #01: Resident Evil (Resdient Idiot!)
~Chapter 1: The Doctor is In...Well not really...~
Jill slowly became more and more frustrated as the ever constant battle cry of "S.T.A.R.S." was heard from behind her as she ran through the streets of Raccoon City. Hadn't that stupid creature stalked her enough? She turned the corner once more hoping to finally get rid of or at least shake off the miserable creature she had nicknamed Nemisis. Unfortunatly Jill had never really had good luck, as she rounded the corner into an alleyway full of trash she stepped on a rather greasy bannana peel which only helped to send her flying face first into the nearby dumpster with a loud crash that could probably be heard from miles around. But that didn't stop our resident idiot from not hearing it from about three feet away! The massive Tyrant peeked its bald head around the corner, "S.T.A.R.S?" It looked around quizzically. Thus seeing no sign of the woman he was out to kill Nemisis stalked off causing Jill, and several zombies to open the lid on their respective hiding places. Jill being the ever obseverant person she was decided that it would now be okay to make as much noise as possible. The zombies meanwhile looked at eachother with odd looks on their rotting faces, They grunted several times to eachother (Translation: Hey Bob how many times is she gonna pass by here without noticing us? Zombie 2: I don't know Jim.) before going back into the trash cans.
You know the real problem with Jill's plans was that they always somehow backfired in her face, thus, this one was about the result in the same thing. Slowly she krept around the corner to find the Nemisis staring bleakly into oblivion, taking a few minutes to aim, and then shooting down the crows that were now hacking up their own feathers on the power lines. Jill slowly readied the makeshift slingshot and inserted several Firecrackers into the center of the slingshot. "HEY BOZO!" She called over to the stunned Tryant who turned around shooting the slingshots ammo, and then pulling out a grenade. Jill being the small minded person that she was, was easily confused and was never really sure if she was suposed to throw the grenade and put the pin in her mouth, or if she was suposed to throw the Pin and put the grenade in her mouth, of course she did the latter so what insued was the reason why our dear friend Jill will never be smiling in the next Resident Evil games. In what at one point might have seemed heroic she hurled the ever threatning Pin at the creature called Nemisis only succeeding in hitting him in the eye. The burned and frightened creature proceeded to scream what might have been (If translated) a series of curse words that would make this story un suitable for the younger readers, as he held his eye and screamed Jill finally got the pattern right, just as the grenade blew up in her face, also manageing to knock out part of her two fronth teeth. Her face covered with soot every zombie within distance slowly killed over from hysterical laughter that caused them to fall apart limb from limb.
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Jill walked into the bar in which she had meet Brad, and sat down. "Care to order up a drink?" Came a female voice from behind the counter as a red haired girl, dressed in a black turtle neck with a matching skirt, and a pair of grey tights, and a pair of heeless dress shoes climbed up onto the counter put down a glass and mixed up a martini. "What's a kid your age doing mixing alcoholic beverages?" Jill asked as she gulped down the contents of the small glass. "I'm a master of all trades." She remakred as she sat down in front of Jill "Penny for your thoughts?" Jill belched a little as she lay her head down on the counter. "Yeah you wouldn't know how to get rid of huge monster stalking me would you?" The girl smiled as she sat up a large sign: Advice and Therapy, for The Mentally unsure, Creatures of the mind, and biologically enginered weapons. Cost: 50 cents. With this she sat down a large plaque in front of her that read in gold letters "The Doctor is In." Jill looked dumbfounded at the girl as she handed her the two quarters "Wow." Was the only thing she could say.
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Okay I know this is short but it's just the first chapter, I'm going to be doing several of these little stories with diffrent survival horror games Including Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame, as to were I can put the Fatal Frame one I have no ideal but lets just give you a little Ideal for each:
Silent Hill: James being the sucker he is pays Danielle an excess fee to get rid of the Pryamid head, Laura however has payed Danielle an even large fee to get rid of James, enter Maria, who has payed her twice as much to kill them both, along with discovering the biggest mystery in the game...Were does Eddy's Pizza come from!?
Fatal Frame: Miku wants Danielle to see if she can reason with the ghosts of the Himoru mansion, of course it's not easy to reason with beings that are trying to do everything from strangle you right down to decpaitating you and pulling you limb from limb.
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Misadventures in Therapy: A case file of the many adventures of a child psychologist.
Documented By: Ayane
Case file #01: Resident Evil (Resdient Idiot!)
~Chapter 1: The Doctor is In...Well not really...~
Jill slowly became more and more frustrated as the ever constant battle cry of "S.T.A.R.S." was heard from behind her as she ran through the streets of Raccoon City. Hadn't that stupid creature stalked her enough? She turned the corner once more hoping to finally get rid of or at least shake off the miserable creature she had nicknamed Nemisis. Unfortunatly Jill had never really had good luck, as she rounded the corner into an alleyway full of trash she stepped on a rather greasy bannana peel which only helped to send her flying face first into the nearby dumpster with a loud crash that could probably be heard from miles around. But that didn't stop our resident idiot from not hearing it from about three feet away! The massive Tyrant peeked its bald head around the corner, "S.T.A.R.S?" It looked around quizzically. Thus seeing no sign of the woman he was out to kill Nemisis stalked off causing Jill, and several zombies to open the lid on their respective hiding places. Jill being the ever obseverant person she was decided that it would now be okay to make as much noise as possible. The zombies meanwhile looked at eachother with odd looks on their rotting faces, They grunted several times to eachother (Translation: Hey Bob how many times is she gonna pass by here without noticing us? Zombie 2: I don't know Jim.) before going back into the trash cans.
You know the real problem with Jill's plans was that they always somehow backfired in her face, thus, this one was about the result in the same thing. Slowly she krept around the corner to find the Nemisis staring bleakly into oblivion, taking a few minutes to aim, and then shooting down the crows that were now hacking up their own feathers on the power lines. Jill slowly readied the makeshift slingshot and inserted several Firecrackers into the center of the slingshot. "HEY BOZO!" She called over to the stunned Tryant who turned around shooting the slingshots ammo, and then pulling out a grenade. Jill being the small minded person that she was, was easily confused and was never really sure if she was suposed to throw the grenade and put the pin in her mouth, or if she was suposed to throw the Pin and put the grenade in her mouth, of course she did the latter so what insued was the reason why our dear friend Jill will never be smiling in the next Resident Evil games. In what at one point might have seemed heroic she hurled the ever threatning Pin at the creature called Nemisis only succeeding in hitting him in the eye. The burned and frightened creature proceeded to scream what might have been (If translated) a series of curse words that would make this story un suitable for the younger readers, as he held his eye and screamed Jill finally got the pattern right, just as the grenade blew up in her face, also manageing to knock out part of her two fronth teeth. Her face covered with soot every zombie within distance slowly killed over from hysterical laughter that caused them to fall apart limb from limb.
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Jill walked into the bar in which she had meet Brad, and sat down. "Care to order up a drink?" Came a female voice from behind the counter as a red haired girl, dressed in a black turtle neck with a matching skirt, and a pair of grey tights, and a pair of heeless dress shoes climbed up onto the counter put down a glass and mixed up a martini. "What's a kid your age doing mixing alcoholic beverages?" Jill asked as she gulped down the contents of the small glass. "I'm a master of all trades." She remakred as she sat down in front of Jill "Penny for your thoughts?" Jill belched a little as she lay her head down on the counter. "Yeah you wouldn't know how to get rid of huge monster stalking me would you?" The girl smiled as she sat up a large sign: Advice and Therapy, for The Mentally unsure, Creatures of the mind, and biologically enginered weapons. Cost: 50 cents. With this she sat down a large plaque in front of her that read in gold letters "The Doctor is In." Jill looked dumbfounded at the girl as she handed her the two quarters "Wow." Was the only thing she could say.
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Okay I know this is short but it's just the first chapter, I'm going to be doing several of these little stories with diffrent survival horror games Including Silent Hill, and Fatal Frame, as to were I can put the Fatal Frame one I have no ideal but lets just give you a little Ideal for each:
Silent Hill: James being the sucker he is pays Danielle an excess fee to get rid of the Pryamid head, Laura however has payed Danielle an even large fee to get rid of James, enter Maria, who has payed her twice as much to kill them both, along with discovering the biggest mystery in the game...Were does Eddy's Pizza come from!?
Fatal Frame: Miku wants Danielle to see if she can reason with the ghosts of the Himoru mansion, of course it's not easy to reason with beings that are trying to do everything from strangle you right down to decpaitating you and pulling you limb from limb.