A Reversal of Roles
Rose and the Doctor were on the planet Icthaln for a break from their never-ending adventures. They heard loud music and people talking and went along to join in the party. As soon as they arrived though, everybody went silent and stared. The Doctor waved sketchily and said, "Hello! I'm the Doctor, and this is Rose, my plus one." Within seconds, they had been chased out, only just reaching the safety of the TARDIS in time. The great being herself rumbled and hummed, laughing at her human counterparts. She flashed a document up onto one of the screens which caused the Doctor to groan loudly. "Of course! Icthaln… the only planet with a single sex living on it. Rose – only women live here because of some tragedy that happened several centuries ago. I'm not entirely sure what happened, but the males were at fault, hence why they were kicked out onto the neighbouring planet, Sacra, and are only used for reproduction now. Give me a few minutes; I'll be back soon."
And he walked off towards the TARDIS's extensive wardrobe, spanning several floors. Rose sank into the captain's chair and begun contemplating what her companion had just told her. But she didn't have long to do so before the Doctor reappeared in a floor length midnight blue dress. It was high necked, covering every part of his body. He was wearing tights, and was carrying a pair of stiletto-heeled shoes in a matching shade of blue. Rose laughed, and the Doctor looked very hurt, before saying, "Well, after our hard work, we deserve a break, and I'm not one to let a 12-banana smoothie-containing-party go to waste. So help me." Rose then spent the next 20 minutes teaching the Doctor to walk in heels without tripping over, or looking too much like a man.
They re-entered the party, not drawing too much attention to themselves. Everything went smoothly until the barwoman changed shift, exactly one hour and 43 minutes after and the Doctor had arrived (for the second time). The Doctor was buying himself his 14th smoothie while Rose was sipping at her third coke-equivalent. The barwoman looked at him closely, peering down her tapir-like sky-blue nose, before saying, "Haven't I seen you before somewhere?"
"Er…" the Doctor cleared his throat and took his voice up an octave, "I don think so, no. Sorry dear."
"I have! It's you! That, that…" she spat the word out disdainfully, as though it were poison, "man. Out. Out! OUT, NOW!!"
The Doctor and Rose ran out of the hall, the tarted-up Time Lord clutching onto his ¾ full smoothie and wobbling a lot. When they reached the TARDIS, he carefully placed his drink on the kitchen side before collapsing to the floor to remove his heeled shoes.
"What is the point of heels? I mean, sure they make you taller, but they sure make walking hard. How do girls do that Rose? And I mean, running…that's pretty much impossible. How are you meant to do that with a pair of shoes like this?" he held up his 3 ½ inch heel. Rose smiled to herself before answering.
"Now you know, Doctor, why I always wear trainers around you!"
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