This is my new story that Im writing. It will have some of the songs in iTunes that I will put in shuffle. This story will be told by Sasuke and Hinata. Some bashing of characters mostly Sakura since I hate her. I will put up the next chapter to "It's All Because Of a Will" on Tuesday since im going to a friend's funeral. R.I.P. Daniela.
"Hi my name is Hinata Hyuuga and im 15 years old and I go to Konoha high. This school is the most amazing school ever with lots of strict rules. How is it amazing if it has strict rules you may ask, well you see in this school even though we have lots of rules we actually can do whatever we want. We have some perverted teachers like Kakashi-sensei, Anko-sensei, and the schools tutor Ebisu-sensei. But we also have really smart teachers to like Ibiki-sensei. We have cool female teachers like Kurenai-sensei (who is pregnant but still teaches.) and Shizune-sensei, who is also our school nurse. And of course we have the powerful and very beautiful Tsunade-sama, who could have thought that she was in her fifties!!"
"Hey, my names Sasuke Uchiha and im also 15 and go to Konoha high and Im going to tell you about some of the students. Well you already know me and Hinata but I'll tell you some more about us. Hinata is the daughter of the multi-millionaire Hyuuga Hiashi who is also owner of a big oil company who is about to pass all his riches to Hinata. He is also the leader of the Hyuuga clan who can be easily distinguished by their eyes which are usually white but for some weird reason some have a light lavender tinge and their pale creamy skin color. All of this should tell people that Hinata has a bunch of cash, but no one even knows. Hinata has dark indigo hair which used to be short and made her look boyish but now its long and goes to her back."
"How do you know all of this?"
"It's in the script."
"Oh okay."
"Well like I was saying they are easily distinguished. Now in the Uchiha's case, we have onyx eyes and pale skin as well, but…we have a special eye technique that turns our eyes red with weir designs on them. Me, my brother, and my uncle are the only Uchiha's left. Another thing about the Uchiha's is that we are irresistible. I mean one look at us and we all have fans."
"Stop boasting about your clan so much."
"Sorry but you can't deny im the schools heartthrob."
"Whatever. Well now our next student is no other than Naruto Uzumaki! He's a great guy with beautiful cerulean eyes and spiky blonde hair. He has three little whiskers on each cheek. Which get thicker when he's angry." She says while blushing.
"I swear I bet he made them with a sharpies maker."
"Shut up. Well like I was saying he's strong and confident and very sweet."
"In other words he's her crush. I'll finish him in 5 seconds. Okay he's a loud mouth. Has no brain. Is a weird guy that only eats ramen and can't fight for shit." Sasuke says rolling his eyes.
"Oh shut the fuck up Sasuke. At least I don't have a pink haired THING following me everywhere I go looking for me even in the restroom and leaving cooked food with pieces of her hair in it."
"What the hell?! She puts hair in the food I eat?!"
"My point exactly. Well that pink things name is Sakura. Let me just say that she's a pink haired whore. That has anger issues and the flattest chest in the whole world. She almost has anorexia from so many diets she does! She dyed her hair thinking that maybe Sasuke liked anime and that, if she painted it pink like a hentia cartoon that all the guys love, he'll love her. She has, I can't lie, some really pretty emerald eyes. They just look at you and tell you what to do like the little bossy bitch she is. Well now that were finished with her, Sasuke why don't you tell us about our next student. Sasuke…? Are you okay?" Hinata looks at Sasuke who is on the floor shaking holding a plate of food with rice. "Um Sasuke are you okay?"
"You were right." Sasuke says in a voice differently from his own. Hinata walks over to him and bends down grabbing a pair of chopsticks and moving the food around. She finally see's a small piece of pink hair in the rice. "That is so wrong."Hinata says dropping the chopsticks and standing up."Im never eating her food ever again! Who knows what else she put in it" Sasuke says.
"Well let's just keep going. Our next student is a girl named Ino Yamanaka who has blonde hair and blue eyes. She dresses a bit slutty but is amazingly very nice. By amazingly I mean because she's friends with Sakura. She usually puts her hair in a ponytail so she can do cart wheels and flips around the halls when she wears her cheerleading outfit. Of course Sakura's a cheerleader too but she is at the bottom while Ino's at the top. Ino's parents are also the owners of the "Yamanaka Flower" shop. Now Sasuke, please just get over it."
"Why? You're not the one who ate pink hair!" Sasuke yelled. "Just get over it and say you're fucking lines!!" Hinata shouted. "Fine, our next student is Shikamaru Nara. He is the laziest and the smartest guy in the whole school. It's amazing how someone could have that combination. He is at the top of our class and school. He's the captain of the chess team and math team."
"He also has 1/3 of the schools fan girls."
"So, next up is…Shino. A guy who wears sun glasses inside of school and who also wears hats. That's all I know. Okay next is-"wait! He's also the schools smartest guy on insects. And he's also one of the guys that are quiet and mysterious."
"That's all?"
"Yeah that's all."
"Well next are Tenten and Lee. They are both in the next grade but good friends with everyone. Lee is too…too…too weird. His eyes, his hair, his great strength, even his teacher is weird. We sometimes think he's gay. He's the captain of the soccer team. Tenten is a girl with dark brown eyes and hair. She's the schools karate expert. And she likes to wear Chinese style clothes."
"Next is my cousin Neji. He's the schools martial arts champ. He's very emotionless and only opens up to Tenten. They are secretly going out. Neji used to hate me but now he loves me like a sister. Kiba is one of my guy friends just like Shino. We've been good friends for sometime so I know him the most out of everyone. He has spiky brown hair and has a cute dog named Akamaru and some red fang marks on his face. Chouji is a boy with brown hair and with little swirls on his cheeks. He is…um…big because if he wasn't he wouldn't be tough. Now he loves potato chips and can't let anyone take the first or last bite out of anything."
"Oh we also have Karin who is a red head and wants to have sex with me. She wears glasses and acts sometimes like Sakura. We also have Juugo and Suigetsu who hang out with Karin. Juugo is crazy and Suigetsu is part fish. They all work for me. Did we mention we have a gang too? Well they are called Akatsuki. My brother Itachi is in it with his friend Kisame who is also part fish."
"Well that's everyone I think. If we forgot someone well they'll appear later on in the story. Well thanks for reading this dumb introduction and we hope you like the story which will feature some songs that go with the chapters. Well im Hinata and this is Sasuke. Peace!"