Basically my Friend, Ai, and I got together and are writing some silly Christmas/ New Years Eve stories... Have fun...
We don't own Naruto... Sadly... (just his body >>)

It was a cold cold night, and Christmas was around the corner. Sasuke was over at Naruto's for the holiday, and they were roasting their chestnuts in Sasuke'sKaton Ryuuka no Jutsu Naruto gently rested his head upon Sasuke's bare, warm (pasty white) shoulder (but Naruto liked it like that).

"Oh, Sassy…." Naruto sighed with a glimmer in his eyes.

"It's almost Christmas, and then you'll get your real present. So no more pestering me, its going to be a real surprise." Sasuke purred to his tangy mustard haired lover.

An excited look came over Naruto's blushing face. "He's really coming! Santa is coming to town!"

Sasuke, being a pill as usual, gave Naruto an annoyed knowing look. "There isn't a Santa Claus, idiot."

"Whaaaaaat? You don't believe in him?" Naruto yelled, but a grin quickly crept over his face. "I bet that's because…. you are…. a bad boy, Sasuwasu." At this Naruto let out a girly giggle.

"No, I'm serious. My big bro told me when I was three…. I've dwelled on that moment my entire life since….. The day he took everything away from me. I remember it well……"

cheesy flashback music

Everyone was partying late at night. The eggnog was flowing. I was put in a time out in a particularly dark corner for trying to drink my fathers alcoholic eggnog.

Suddenly, the room went dark, and eggnog splattered everywhere as glasses dropped. (It was pretty nasty smelling the next morning…) People fell to the floor dead as if the life had been suddenly ripped from their bodies.

record screeching music

Naruto: snicker booodeh!

Sasuke: Shut up I'm getting to the angsty part.

film does the wavy transition back to the past

Through the darkness I could see a solitary figure standing over my parents fresh corpses. He was wearing a red Santa hat and was glaring at me with our bloodline limit, the Sharingan… Out of his pocket he fished a flashlight, and hurriedly shined it on his face. His mouth was twisted into an evil grimace as he slowly stepped towards my dark corner of horror.

"Mom and Dad…. What happened to them Itachi?" I said to my brother helplessly.

But all he could say were the four cruelest words ever uttered.

"There is no Santa."

end of flashback

Naruto tried to conceal his hot tears. "He is too rea—"

At that very moment, a chimney appeared beside them and a roaring fireplace. Sounds of something coming down could be heard through the whole house. Something big.

Both boys could do nothing but stare and grip each other tightly. A masked face finally popped its head out of the fireplace, his eye squinting with glee. Kakashi Claus jumped out and brushed himself off.

"Boy it's hot in here. Hey hey my trusty reindeer. Come to meeee!" Kakashi Claus yelled up the chimney.

A fat ass stuck itself out if the hole and squeegeed Its way out. It turned around and stood up to face Kakashi. It was none other than Iruka Sensei

Naruto squeeked, "Iruka Sensei!", and was quickly hushed by the man in disguise.

"I don't know what you're talking about,... I'm just a simple reindeer."

"Well," Kakashi ho-ho-ho'ed, "Here's your gift" With that Kakashi Claus pulled out a gigantic bottle shaped package from his great red sack. "Merry Christmas you two." In a poof of smoke, the reindeer, the chimney, and the Santa were gone.

In a frenzy, both the boys tore open the decorated paper to reveal… a gigantic bottle of lotion. (Gingerbread scented too, So hurry to your local Bath and Body Works to pick up your own scented wonder today!).

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