Chapter 1: The Shocking Accident
Leon was just in high school but was really undercover to inject the teacher with some antidote for the g-virus. It would be difficult cause the teacher was a crazy bitch. So Leon took a while. Finally one day after class the teacher Mr.CRAaZYPANTS was alone after school. So Leon stayed after school and told him he needed extra help because he had mild retardation. While they where studying the teacher did some weird stuff to Leon he felt super weird. But he thought it was ome side effects of the virus. Eventually he charged at the teacher with the antidote and stung him with it but was bitten by the dude but took away the virus with the antisote. Then out of nowhere in big letters in the sky it said MISSION COMPLETE. Then in a little box said do you want to go back to headquarters and he pressed yes. When he got back his boss said WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME BACK WITHOUT FINISHING THE MISSION!!. He was super worried.
Chapter 2: The Shocking Truth
So Leon was like WTF I injected him with the antidote. But the Colonel said it says here he still infected. No he's not I know I injected him. Then Leon mentioned that he was bitten by the dude so they did some stuff on Leon and found out it was a new G virus it was the ……………………….GAY-Virus. So Leon fainted then woke up thinking it was all a dream but they said it was not a dram and he got fired because they didn't like gays. Leon was all sad because he was gay and no job would hire him but they hired him in the gay hooters so he though it was a cool job. After a while he was called to do a game about all gay characters from different games. Many people were invited like Vamp and Volgin from the MGS series. There were also many others but the very gay special guests for the game were The Jonas Brothers and Chris Brown.
Chapter 3: Things Go Bad
Later on while making the game everything was going on super fabooo. He even became very good friends with Nick wich was the gayest Jonas Brother. Later on everybody got a break and so they all went to the spa to get super manicures so they would look super faboo for the rest of the game. While shooting the game Leon got a call from the colonel said that the thing about being gay was just a joke because he was being a total asshole so then the game company sued Leon for impersonating a gay. He was jumped by all gays, was sent to jail was, became poor, and for some reason always kept dropping the soap in the shower but I think you know the rest. When Leon came out he was killed by The Gay Pride Parade. He was really killed by The Jonas Brothers wich were part of The Gay Pride Parade.
