My life is a wedgie

by happy molecule

this really belongs under the catagory of stupidity, but since there is no such category *hint hint*, its down here. the fellowship must go on a long and arduous journey *COMPLETE!*

1. Default Chapter

9:57 AM

Hello my brand-new little diary.  You were a gift from my beloved Arwen, so that I may write about all that happens whilst we are separated.  We are going on a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong, dangerous journey; across giant mountains, through desolate wastelands; fighting terrible creatures; travelling through some of the harshest conditions in Middle Earth.  Yep.  We have to go to the supermarket and buy Legolas a new bottle of shampoo.