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AN/ Lizzie, Miranda, and Gordo are all 15.

"Guess what Lizzie?" Miranda squealed.

"What?" Lizzie asked.

"I can read lips! I was walking down the school halls this morning, and I looked up and saw Kate talking to Claire. Then I wondered what they were saying. And I watched and I read their lips!" Miranda finished with a flourish.

"Wow! Can I see?" Lizzie asked.

"Sure. Just go over there and mouth a word then come back, and I'll tell you what you said!" Miranda replied.

"Okay." Lizzie walked over to another part of the quad.

They were at school eating lunch outside.

Lizzie mouthed a few words, then walked back over to Miranda.

"So?" Lizzie asked.

"You said, I want ice-cream and a hamburger with a cherry on top?" Miranda asked looking doubtful.

"Umm no." Lizzie smiled.

"Then what did you say?" Miranda asked.

"I said, It's so cool that you can read lips Miranda." Lizzie stated.

"Are you sure?" Miranda asked.

"Positive." Lizzie grinned.

"Maybe I need a little more practice." Miranda laughed.

"What did Kate say to Claire?" Lizzie asked.

"I'm not sure I read her lips right." Miranda said.

"Well, what do you think she said?" Lizzie asked.

"I think she said, I have some turtle earrings that you can borrow." Miranda said.

"That sounds right." Lizzie replied.

"Maybe." Miranda said.

"Let me try reading your lips. Okay?" Lizzie asked.

"Sure." Miranda said. She walked over to where Lizzie had stood, on the other side of the quad.

Miranda mouthed a few words, and walked back over to Lizzie.

"So?" Miranda asked.

"You said, Gordo is behind you." Lizzie stated.

"No way! You actually understood me!" Miranda said.

Lizzie turned around. Sure enough Gordo was behind her.

"Hey Gordo." Lizzie smiled.

"Hi." Gordo replied.

"Gordo, Lizzie can read lips!" Miranda said.

"That's cool." Gordo said looking at Miranda.

He was holding a tray with food on it.

"Gordo, lunch is almost over. We were wondering where you were." Lizzie said.

"Mr. Dig wanted to talk to me about my history report." Gordo said.

"What was wrong?" Miranda asked.

"Nothing. He was just impressed with my excellent research." Gordo replied nonchalantly.

"You know what I don't like about him?" Lizzie asked Miranda pointing her finger at Gordo.

Gordo instantly shifted his glance to Lizzie. He wanted to know what was wrong with him.

"What?" Miranda asked curiously.

"He acts like a big deal, is no big deal!" Lizzie laughed.

Gordo lost his worried look entirely.

"It isn't that big a deal for me." Gordo said.

"You know what I don't like about him?" Miranda asked.

"What?" Lizzie asked.

"He doesn't like the same ice-cream flavor I do!" Miranda joked.

"That's a good one!" Lizzie laughed.

"What is this? Did you guys form a club about all the things you don't like about me, or something?" Gordo asked.

"No. Tell me something you don't like about me. Then we'll be even." Lizzie suggested.

Miranda spoke up. "No! This kind of thing always ends up bad!"

But, Gordo ignored her. "Fine. I don't like…your shoes."

"Yeah? Well, I don't like your hair." Lizzie responded taking instant offense, even though she had suggested that he tell her something that he didn't like about her.

"Oh! Well, I don't like your face!" Gordo said almost shouting.

"Well, I don't like you at all!" Lizzie shouted back at him.

"Fine!" Gordo said.

"Fine!" Lizzie said.

Then, they both stormed off, leaving Miranda standing there alone.

Miranda shook her head. "I knew this wasn't a good idea."

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