If I was in 'Empire of Storms'

If I was Aelin...

Rowan: Look there's fires at the coast! We need to put them out!

Me: ...The coast?

*Makes the villagers use the ACTUAL water they are RIGHT NEXT TO to put out their fires, and saves precious power*

If I was Elide...

Vernon: I'm still your legal guardian!

Me: And I'm an adult!

*Yells for Lorcan to haul his ass over and rescue her*

If I was Aedion...

Aelin: I have an idea...

Me: For crying out loud, spare me the heart attacks and JUST TELL ME your PLANS

*Says words whilst gesturing madly to chest*

If I was Lorcan...

*Has powers that can destroy cities*

*Annihilates the enemy fleet.*

Me: I really should use me magic more. It could save a LOT of time.

If I was Dorian...

*Instead of sitting around in the castle taking dumb-ass lessons that won't help at all, builds an army using the fortune Adarlan clearly has*

If I was Lysandra...

*Turns into massive dragon and steps on the Ilken*

Me: How did I not think of that before?

If I was in that inn, when those lords were giant douches...

Me: YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ERAWAN WITHOUT HER! SHE IS LITERALLY BRANNON REBORN, AND WHERE THE FRICK WERE YOU WHEN YOUR PEOPLE DIED IN SLAVE CAMPS?