If I was in 'Empire of Storms'
If I was Aelin...
Rowan: Look there's fires at the coast! We need to put them out!
Me: ...The coast?
*Makes the villagers use the ACTUAL water they are RIGHT NEXT TO to put out their fires, and saves precious power*
If I was Elide...
Vernon: I'm still your legal guardian!
Me: And I'm an adult!
*Yells for Lorcan to haul his ass over and rescue her*
If I was Aedion...
Aelin: I have an idea...
Me: For crying out loud, spare me the heart attacks and JUST TELL ME your PLANS
*Says words whilst gesturing madly to chest*
If I was Lorcan...
*Has powers that can destroy cities*
*Annihilates the enemy fleet.*
Me: I really should use me magic more. It could save a LOT of time.
If I was Dorian...
*Instead of sitting around in the castle taking dumb-ass lessons that won't help at all, builds an army using the fortune Adarlan clearly has*
If I was Lysandra...
*Turns into massive dragon and steps on the Ilken*
Me: How did I not think of that before?
If I was in that inn, when those lords were giant douches...
Me: YOU CAN'T DEFEAT ERAWAN WITHOUT HER! SHE IS LITERALLY BRANNON REBORN, AND WHERE THE FRICK WERE YOU WHEN YOUR PEOPLE DIED IN SLAVE CAMPS?
