Author's Note: This collection of four snarky drabbles contains slash, both male/male and femmeslash, and it may entirely change your view of "Left Behind." Don't know what "slash" is? Well, read and find out, sweetie pie.
Second author's note: These are NOT examples of my serious yaoi writing, if you know my real identity on here. You see, the quality of my writing is dependent on the canon. If the canon is excellent or at least passable, I attempt to write good fic. If the canon is the literary/artistic equivalent of a fresh cow pie, I write fic at the same level.
Disclaimer: "Left Behind" and it's characters belong to Tyndale House, Tim LaHaye, and Jerry B. Jenkins.
Rating varies from chapter to chapter, but all can be contained under an M/R rating.
Chapter title: "Watch Your Behind."
Pairing: Rayford Steele/Buck Williams
"In the land of milk and honey, there should be some lube," Buck groused as he walked to the bed in the King David Hotel. "I mean, real stuff, not this olive oil."
Rayford laughed. "Olive oil works better than industrial lubricant."
The younger man smirked. "Guess the rumors about pilots are true."
"There's a reason why they called it the 'cockpit,'" the taller man said, startling as Buck reversed their positions. Now sitting on top of Rayford, Buck stared into his ice blue orbs.
"Surprise, Ray," he said, as he slid his gigantic manmeat into Rayford's tunnel of love.