The Truth About Spandex Space
~Disclaimer of doom~ I don't own it....neither does she..*points at Dream*
AN: This was one of those crazy rants that got started during a phone convo. God help us. *runs away screaming*
Sitting in the safe house one day, the G boys suddenly started wondering, "Where and what is Spandex Space?" Now let it be known, that many have wondered the same thing before. Exactly how does Heero fit all those guns ect. into his shorts? Well, it just so happened that our G boys got lucky today, because Heero Yuy was out on a mission. That meant they could talk about him behind his back all they wanted to! So...let us begin, the question had finally been asked. Heero, where do you keep those guns. ~~~~~~ "Q Man, where the hell is Heero keeping all that stuff", asked a rather confused and amused Duo. "I'm not real sure Duo....but those shorts look skin-tight, surely there's not much room in them", replied the ever- patient Quatre. Suddenly, the normally quiet Wufei (AN: WUFFY!!!) chose to speak up, "He keeps them in his ass. It's obvious. Someone with an attitude like Heero's must have something large up their ass." Duo..being Duo, broke into a wild fit of hysterical laughter, while Quatre and Trowa both tried to contain their snickers. After 15 minutes of constant laughing and snickering the boys finally decided to drop the subject, just incase Duo started hyperventilating again. ~~~~~~ (3 days later, Heero has returned from his mission.) Heero stiffly walked into the bedroom that he and Duo shared and prepared for bed. After shutting down his laptop and brushing his teeth, he crawled into bed next to Duo. Duo rolled over slowly and began staring at "Hee-chan". "Why are you staring at me?", Heero finally asked after being stared at for about 10 minutes. Duo smirked widely and replied, "Oh, I was just wondering how you managed to fit all that stuff up your ass."
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AN: We know...you're going to start throwing things at us....aren't you?
~Disclaimer of doom~ I don't own it....neither does she..*points at Dream*
AN: This was one of those crazy rants that got started during a phone convo. God help us. *runs away screaming*
Sitting in the safe house one day, the G boys suddenly started wondering, "Where and what is Spandex Space?" Now let it be known, that many have wondered the same thing before. Exactly how does Heero fit all those guns ect. into his shorts? Well, it just so happened that our G boys got lucky today, because Heero Yuy was out on a mission. That meant they could talk about him behind his back all they wanted to! So...let us begin, the question had finally been asked. Heero, where do you keep those guns. ~~~~~~ "Q Man, where the hell is Heero keeping all that stuff", asked a rather confused and amused Duo. "I'm not real sure Duo....but those shorts look skin-tight, surely there's not much room in them", replied the ever- patient Quatre. Suddenly, the normally quiet Wufei (AN: WUFFY!!!) chose to speak up, "He keeps them in his ass. It's obvious. Someone with an attitude like Heero's must have something large up their ass." Duo..being Duo, broke into a wild fit of hysterical laughter, while Quatre and Trowa both tried to contain their snickers. After 15 minutes of constant laughing and snickering the boys finally decided to drop the subject, just incase Duo started hyperventilating again. ~~~~~~ (3 days later, Heero has returned from his mission.) Heero stiffly walked into the bedroom that he and Duo shared and prepared for bed. After shutting down his laptop and brushing his teeth, he crawled into bed next to Duo. Duo rolled over slowly and began staring at "Hee-chan". "Why are you staring at me?", Heero finally asked after being stared at for about 10 minutes. Duo smirked widely and replied, "Oh, I was just wondering how you managed to fit all that stuff up your ass."
END!
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AN: We know...you're going to start throwing things at us....aren't you?