Nature AU
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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AN: This chapter is in thank you to MysterD47 for doing my challenge
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"Get in my mouth!" Screamed a nearly naked half-crazed Beast Boy as he ran after a rabbit through the woods...and then tripped and fell flat on his face.
Beastboy sobbed, "I don't understand! Why haven't I gotten my 'wild side' back yet!?"
"Because you haven't truly embraced it yet!"
Beast Boy turns around and sees a beautiful winged girl! "W-who are you?" He asked stunned.
The girl smiles, "Why I'm mother nature! And I'm here to tell you that your close regaining your wild side! You just need to do two more things! One is removing the last thing separating you from all beasts!"
She points down to his underwear, the only article of clothing he has to his name. Beast boy flusters. "Uh...are you sure?" He asks awkwardly.
"When's the last time you saw an animal wear clothes?" She asked.
"Uh...well...all the time on the internet-
"DO NOT SPEAK OF THOSE DOMESTICATED TRAITORS IN MY PRESENCE!" Screamed the suddenly bigger and fiery nature spirit. "NOW JUST DO IT!"
"Okay! Okay! Whatever you want!" Shouted a terrified Beast Boy. He quickly yanks them down...
Mother Nature takes one look at him...and bursts out laughing! "Oh, my! Your like a new-born sapling! How cute!"
Beast Boy, Embarrassed. Tries to yank his underwear back on. But he dose it to fast, and since the poor article of clothing had already suffered enough abuse the past three weeks-
RIP!
Now beast Boy had nothing...save for the jeers of the animals. "My. My. Mating season will not be kind to you!" Taunts a moose. "He's so small! And I'm a hummingbird!" Teases a hummingbird. "I've found things in my belly button bigger then that!" Mocks a squirrel.
Beast boy bursts into tears and flees. Mother Nature frowns. "Shot, I forgot the final step: finding a mate." Then she smirks. "Oh, well. With genitals that small, that was a lost cause anyway." She dismissed off-hand...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
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