Welp, here's the start of the story. I hope you enjoy the ride :)
Warning: Yaoi
[Monday November 7th]
[10:43 am] Hey last night was great, but I'm not gonna sugar coat this. That was a one night stand so if you would delete my number that would be great. Bye. -GJ
Keigo blinks at his phone not quite knowing how to reply to this text. To his knowledge he's still very much a virgin, so in no way could this text be for him. Keigo stifles his laugh at the outrageous situation. He knows he should just ignore it but it's just way too funny.
[10:49 am] Ha, dude, she must have had the same idea cuz wrong number. -KA
[10:49 am] Are you fucking serious? -GJ
[10:50 am] Ha ha yeah. She beat you to the break up. Ha ha this is fucking rich XD -KA
[10:52 am] Ugh shut the fuck up. Delete my number as well. -GJ
[10:52 am] Awww someone's a little bitter. No one wonder she gave you a fake number. Your personality sucks ha ha -KA
[10:56 am] Fuck off -GJ
[10:57 am] Ha ha okay. Got it. -KA
Keigo laughs a little to himself before entering his lecture hall and taking a seat next to Mizuiro. "You would not believe the text I got."
…
[Friday November 11th]
[11:12 pm] Get over here now. I'm horny. -GJ
[11:17 pm] Wow. You must get all the girls with that pick-up line. -KA
[11:18 pm] Are you fucking serious? I can't believe I clicked on your messages. -GJ
[11:20 pm] Glad to hear from you again. My friend thought it was hilarious that you messaged the wrong number XD -KA
[11:47 pm] Sorry, forgot to message you over my fapping. -GJ
[11:48 pm] Oh my god. You are so crude. Ugh no wonder the ladies give you fake numbers. -KA
[11:49 pm] That joke again. I still get the fuck, so not really complaining. Actually delete my number this time. -KA
[11:52 pm] Don't have to tell me. You're the one that texted me sooooo -KA
[11:53 pm] Fuck off -GJ
[11:53 pm] Such famous last words -KA
[Sunday November 13th]
[3:04 pm] I'm bored. Entertain me. -GJ
[3:05 pm] Are you serious… I thought you were going to delete my number? -KA
[3:05 pm] Doesn't seem like you deleted mine. Anyway, I was drunk and I forgot. -GJ
[3:07 pm] Mmhhmm. You were apparently very horny as well. -KA
[3:08 pm] Yep. Now entertain me. -GJ
[3:09 pm] That winning personality though… Uh, what is a vampire's favorite fruit? -KA
[3:11 pm] Uh idk? A blood orange? -GJ
[3:11 pm] NO, a NECKtarine! -KA
[3:12 pm] Oh my god… You're such a fucking idiot. -GJ
[3:13 pm] Hey! It was just Halloween! I think that joke was amazing! -KA
[3:13 pm] Yeah if I was 12… Wait you're not 12 are you? -GJ
[3:14 pm] No! I'm twenty two thank you very much! -KA
[3:16 pm] That's a little sad -GJ
[3:17 pm] You're the one that asked me to entertain you. Sorry if my joke sucked. Not my problem :P -KA
[3:17 pm] Yeah, that wasn't very entertaining -GJ
[3:19 pm] Wow. Okay. I'm blocking you now.
[3:20 pm] Oh come on. I'm sorry, god. Come on I'm super bored -GJ
[3:21 pm] You really know how to make someone feel special. -KA
[3:21 pm] Oh my god, drop it. Tell me about your weekend. -GJ
[3:23 pm] Fine. Just because I'm bored as well. -KA
[3:25 pm] It's nothing as nice as your one night stands, just saying. I hung out with my friends Friday after classes. We just hung out at my friend's apartment and drank. We literally just played mario kart the entire night. -KA
[3:27 pm] Ohhhh, so you're a student? That's cute. So is the fact that you just hung out at a friends. No girlfriend you should be fucking on a Friday night? -GJ
Keigo really couldn't help the blush consuming his cheeks at the weird compliment diss. How is it cute that he's a student? What's that supposed to mean? Is he older then? Keigo knows he should just block this weird asshole, but it's kind of fun talking to someone he has no idea the identity of. It's really mysterious and this will probably never happen to him ever again.
[3:30 pm] So what, you're older than me? And no, I don't have a girlfriend. Is that supposed to be a subtle way of asking me if I'm single? Ha ha -KA
[3:31 pm] Ha ha, you wish you were that lucky. And yeah, I'm a little older. 25 for your weird information -GJ
[3:33 pm] Wow, you get more egocentric as we talk. -KA
[3:34 pm] You're welcome. So nothing else? Just a bunch of guys playing video games and wanking each other off? -GJ
[3:35 pm] Man are you crude. What did you do this weekend? Another one night stand? -KA
[3:37 pm] Eh, nothing fun like that. Just worked all weekend. And slept. -GJ
[3:38 pm] Ha ha, well I hoped you slept. What job do you have? -KA
[3:41 pm] Awww thanks for being concerned for me kid. I'm a bartender. -GJ
[3:42 pm] Ugh I'm not. Don't call me a kid :/ -KA
[3:43 pm] Ha ha whatever kid -GJ
[3:45 pm] … Wanna ask each other ten questions? I'm sure it'll entertain you a little. -KA
[3:47 pm] Wow, you really are a fucking kid. Whatever, what's your name? -GJ
[3:47 pm] Shut up. It's Keigo. How about you GJ? What weird initials. -KA
[3:50 pm] It's Grimmjow and it's not weird. Your initials are just ordinary. How many people have you fucked? -GJ
Blanching at the question, Keigo almost wants to lie and say he's banged a couple girls, because it is quite obvious that his texting friend is a huge playboy, but does he really need to lie? It's not like they'll ever meet. He's sure this Grimmjow character will get over his boredom eventually.
[3:54 pm] … You can't actually tell me that's not a weird name… Like wtf… Anyway… I haven't… How many chicks have you banged? -KA
[4:02 pm] Oh my god, you're actually a virgin. That's amazing and I haven't banged any chicks. -GJ
Keigo has to sit there for a second after reading the last text. Didn't Grimmjow have a one night stand last weekend? Oh…. OH.
[4:05 pm] Oh shit. Sorry for just assuming on my part :/ -KA
[4:06 pm] Eh, it's alright. Everyone kind of assumes. You know I'm a huge stud so everyone just thinks I'm straight. What about you? What team do you bat for? -KA
[4:08 pm] Ha ha right. I'm straight. Sorry to burst your bubble. You're not getting into these pants anytime soon -KA
[4:09 pm] Yeah like I want some virgin ass. What's the furthest you've gone? You've had to at least make-out out with some -GJ
[4:14 pm] Ugh… you literally suck… I haven't done anything. Not even a date. Yeah yeah. I'm a huge loser. What about you, playboy? How many guys have you fucked? -KA
[4:16 pm] Wow, what the fuck's wrong with you? You ugly or something? And are you sure you're not gay? Never had that many straight guys asking me how many guys I've fucked. And it's 8 btw -GJ
[4:18 pm] I'm counting all three of those questions... I'm not ugly! I just can't ask a girl out… And yes I'm sure I'm not gay. I have a couple gay friends and they already all tell me about their times whether I want to know or not :P -KA
[4:19 pm] Wow, stingy much. Wouldn't that be funny if I fucked one of your friends and they gave me your number? That would be priceless -GJ
[4:20 pm] Wow… That would be quite something. I doubt that though. Where do you live near? -KA
[4:22 pm] Hold it up, kid. Moving a little fast, yeah? Karakura town if you really want to know -GJ
[4:23 pm] Wow… we actually live in the same town. Fuck, did you really fuck one of my friends? -KA
[4:25 pm] HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Wow, that's fucking great. They didn't happen to be named Ichigo did they? Bright orange hair? -GJ
[4:32 pm] … I'm sorry. BUT WTF? I can't believe Ichigo just gave you my number… wow, just wow…. Ichigo is such a savage -KA
[4:33 pm] Took you long enough. Actually, can you give me his address? I'd like to beat the shit out of him for that little stunt -GJ
[4:34 pm] No! I will not give you his address! Ugh, I'm going to give Ichigo a good talk though! He can't just be giving my number to strangers! -KA
[4:35 pm] Actually, don't tell him that I texted you. I don't want to give him that satisfaction. That little shit -GJ
[4:35 pm] Ha ha bitter much? Fine, I won't tell him. It'll be a better laugh if he asks me about it XD -KA
[4:37 pm] Mmmm very true. Anyway, what are you studying? I hope it's not comedy -GJ
[4:37 pm] … No. I'm studying animation and video game design. What about you? Going to be a bartender? -KA
[4:41 pm] Oh wow, that's actually pretty neat. And I guess? You sound like my parents. It's what I want to do right now. -GJ
[4:43 pm] That's cool. I feel like bartending takes a lot of courage and patience. I don't think I could handle drunk assholes all the time :P -KA
[4:45 pm] Are you sure you're not trying to get with me? You really know how to stroke my ego ha ha -GJ
[4:45 pm] Oh my god. Shut the fuck up you perv. I can't even give you a compliment without you fantasizing about me -KA
[4:47 pm] Ha ha you wish, virgin! You'd be lucky to have a taste of my cock -GJ
[4:48 pm] Oh my god actually shut up. Ugh, I forgot that you're such a perverted asshole. -KA
[4:50 pm] Oh stop it. You know you love it Keigo -GJ
Groaning really loudly, Keigo throws down his phone on his bed and glares at it. He really couldn't help the blush consuming his tan cheeks. Grimmjow is such a fucking asshole! Keigo has a sense to just block him and get over the weird experience that has been Grimmjow, but… Keigo can't deny that it's been a little fun. Picking up the phone once more, the brunette flops back down on his bed, a smile conquering his lips as he texts back his new, perverted friend.
…
Keigo and his friend, Grimmjow, have been talking for the past two weeks now. He's learned a lot about him and not everything he wanted to learn. Apparently Grimmjow is a huge cat lover. He has a cat called Pantera and apparently it's Grimmjow's life. Grimmjow's last name is also Jaegerjaquez. Yeah, it's just as bizarre as his first name. He also has a best friend named Nnoitra that's a jackass and a spoon? Keigo has no idea what that's supposed to mean. They both share interests in video games, which is awesome.
Playing with his phone inside his jacket, Keigo tries to focus on his friends hanging out at Ichigo and Shinji's apartment. They are once again playing Mario Kart and Keigo is taking his turn to sit out as Ichigo, Renji, Shinji and Mizuiro play against each other.
"You should really take the corners a little slower Ichigo if you don't want to fall off," Mizuiro taunts with a poorly concealed smile as he passes Ichigo for first place. Ichigo in turns growls and handles the controller roughly as if that would make his character go any faster.
Keigo shifts over a little as Renji bumps into him as the redhead thrashes around violently trying to win beating his controller into submission. In doing so, Keigo bumps into Rukia.
"Ah sorry," the brunette apologizes as he gets up and goes out into the balcony. It's super fun hanging out with his friends, but it can be exhausting keeping up with such a big group of friends. There's literally 18 of them now and counting with boyfriends and girlfriends. It used to be just Ichigo, Chad, Mizuiro, Uryu, Orihime, Tatsuki and himself, but then Rukia and her group of friends joined them at the start of university.
He loves having everyone around, but sometimes he wishes he could go back to highschool and just have the seven of them together. With all these new characters his effect on the group has been a little dull. Keigo is still the goofball of the group… but so is half the group. Keigo doubts any of them have noticed he's gone.
Sighing, Keigo takes a seat on the carpeted balcony and watches as the cold November sunset starts to reach its descent. He shivers slightly, but ignores the biting cold as he plays with the phone in his pocket again. It's only been a day since he last talked to Grimmjow, but the mysterious man would text him by now. Maybe he's busy?
Keigo starts a little as his phone buzzes in his pocket. Smiling, Keigo quickly pulls it out before pausing. His phone keeps on buzzing signaling he has a phone call, not a text. Keigo pales when he see's his friend on the caller ID. Grimmjow has never called him before, so why now? Did he do something wrong?
Before he can think about it, Keigo opens his phone and puts it to his ear. "Uh, hello," Keigo tries, a frown forming on his lips. Did he sound like a wimp just now? Before he can think further into his thought, his ears are bombarded with the sexiest voice he's ever heard.
"Sup, Keigo. Thought I would call instead of text. Ya not busy or something, right?" what Keigo assumes to be Grimmjow asks, his voice a little breathy. Is he out of breath about something?
"Oh, uh no! I'm not busy at all. Just chilling outside on my friend's balcony. I was literally just taking a break," Keigo insists. He cringes a little at his overly hyper response. He sinks a little lower in his sitting position, his face becoming a little red.
Keigo hears a little cough on the other end before Grimmjow begins talking again. "Oh good then. How was your week so far? University kicking your ass yet?" Grimmjow then chuckles after his statement, his laugh shocking Keigo a little.
It's so weird to hear a laugh after his comments. Keigo has always imagined such a laugh after his snide comments, but to hear it… and his voice too! "Oh, ha, yeah a little bit. Midterms are coming up right before break sooo yeah… How have you been? You working tonight?" Keigo asks trying to pronounce every word as well as he could, the corners of his mouth turning down even more. Was there a point to this call other than awkwardness or is it just him being awkward?
"Mmmmm yeah I'm working tonight. Nnoitra told me he's visiting me at work. I fucking can't stand it when he does that," Grimmjow growls, the sound making Keigo gape a little. Should he be so surprised that he's so aggressive?
"Awww why? I think it would be sweet that a friend wants to visit you at work," Keigo tries, a small smile replacing his frown. Keigo shifts a little so he can dangle his legs off the balcony and lean his face against one of the railings.
"Ugh, Nnoitra isn't sweet. He's just going to embarrass me or something of the kind. That bastard's goal in life is to ruin mine…" Grimmjow trails off. Keigo is about to laugh at the comments, but Grimmjow picks up again, his voice a little softer. "Anyway, didn't really call to complain about my idiot friends. I was wondering if you had gotten the new Soul Society game? It's fun as hell."
"Oh yeah, I did a couple days ago. Unfortunately I haven't been able to play much. I've only gotten past a couple chapters in the story mode. It's really good then?" Keigo muses, his shoulders beginning to relax. This isn't too bad.
"Oh my god, yeah! There's literally so much blood. It's a lot more realistic than the older games. It spurts out blood where you actually slash and not just randomly spurts out blood. It's really fucking cool," Grimmjow brags, no doubt a grin on his lips.
Keigo cringes a little at his last thought. It's not like he knows what Grimmjow looks like. Shaking away his thoughts he begins excitedly talking about the new video game. They stay on the phone for a couple more minutes, their voices getting louder as they explain their strategies and techniques. Keigo ends up laughing at Grimmjow's bizarre and insane strategies in defeating the first couple of bosses.
"Ha ha ha, there's no way that could work! Are you crazy? If I tried that I would immediately die!" Keigo laughs, tears coming to his eyes as chuckle after chuckle leaves his lips. He's still gasping for air when Grimmjow answers.
"Well, that's what I did and it was fucking awesome! I was down to the last bit of life, but I got it done. It was fucking insane!" Grimmjow gives his own hearty laugh, it's noise contagious as Keigo completely leans against the polls to support his shaking body.
"Oh my god, I can't wait to play it this weekend. I don't know if-" Keigo starts before the balcony door suddenly slams open almost literally scaring the shit out of him. "Ahhhhh! Holy shit Ichigo. What the fuck is your problem?" Keigo asks, his voice hoarse from screaming like a little girl. How lame can he be?
Ichigo stares him down for a couple of seconds, his glare piercing him deep inside. Shit. Does he know? "Who are you talking to?" Ichigo demands, his famous scowl in place.
Keigo freezes at the comment. Putting the phone to his chest, the shaking brunette tries to ignore the laughing on the other end. "God, Ichigo. I'm just talking to a classmate about an assignment we had the other day…"
"Your last assignment was about a videogame?" Ichigo inquires with his brows raised and a hand coming up to his hip. He heard all of that? Was he being that loud? Fuck.
"Well we got a little side tracked… What's it to you? You my mother or something? Anyways, I am a videogame major. It wouldn't be unusual," Keigo tries to laugh off the intense situation. He didn't say Grimmjow's name or anything did he? Even if he did, it's not like they had to find out that Ichigo was the mutual contact.
Ichigo looks off to the side, his scowl softening a bit. "...Just be quiet. My neighbors are going to complain again, okay?"
"Oh, yeah! Sorry about that Ichigo! I'll be a lot quieter," Keigo whisper yells with a sheepish smile. Ichigo nods once more before going back inside and closing the balcony door. "Damn, that was intense," Keigo laughs as he puts the phone back to his ear.
"Oh my god, that's fucking priceless! Did he actually ask who you were talking to? That's awesome," Grimmjow gets out between laughs, his voice raspy. Keigo couldn't help blush.
"Ugh, that's so embarrassing. Was I being that loud?" Keigo asks, the cold air not cooling him down in the least. Keigo looks down at his phone and widens his eyes realizing they have been talking for a little over an hour now. Shit, everyone is probably going to get pizza soon.
"Ha ha, I didn't think we were being that loud, but I might just be biased. I'm always fucking loud," Grimmjow barks.
"Mmmmmm, maybe… Anyway, I should probably get going. I think we're gonna have pizza soon. I'll talk to you later, okay?" Keigo whispers, a small blush dusting his cheeks. Why does this seem so weird? It's not like he's ditching Grimmjow for his friends, it's actually the opposite.
"Ah, yeah. I need to get ready for work anyways. Oh shit. It's getting pretty late. Fuck," Grimmjow curses. Keigo can hear the other man moving some things around in the background.
"Well, have fun at work. Bye Grimm-"
"Wait! I forgot to ask you something…" Grimmjow trails off. Keigo hums for him to continue, his heart picking up at the sudden question. "Ummm, I was wondering if you'd like to, like, hang out or something…"
Keigo freezes, his heart seeming to stop. Grimmjow wants to meet him? They only talk on the phone… They're texting buddies… Can they be more than that?
"... We can play the new video game… You know what, we don't have too. It was stupid-"
"No!" Keigo exclaims a little too loud. He quickly turns to the door and after a couple moments he continues to talk. "Um, what I meant was that, yeah, that sounds like a lot of fun," Keigo manages to whisper out, a crimson blush now consuming his entire body. His breaths come out shallow and quick making Keigo tilt the phone a little away. What is he so nervous about? They're friends, right?
"...Cool. Tomorrow good with you?"
Keigo manages to hold back his surprised gasp at the suddenness of the meeting. "Yeah! Sure! Sounds great, Grimmjow. Text me tomorrow morning, yeah?"
"Uh, sure-"
"Great! See you tomorrow!" Keigo exclaims before promptly ending the call and stuffing his phone in his pocket. God, why is he so fucking awkward? Keigo groans thinking about his abrupt end to their conversation, but honestly… Keigo doesn't know if he could have held out for much longer.
He's actually going to meet Grimmjow… How the fuck did this happen? This was all just a joke so why is he treating this weird guy as his friend? This entire thing was just a joke!
"Ahhhhhh!" Keigo groans before flopping down on his back. The sun has fully set and the stars are shimmering brightly tonight, no clouds in sight. Keigo lays there for a couple more minutes, his legs still dangling off the edge and his eyes staring up at the full moon.
It'll probably be fine. There's nothing Keigo should be worried about. They're just going to be playing video games anyway. Finally calming down, Keigo lets himself smile. It might be a little refreshing hanging out with someone new, Keigo reminds himself as he sits back up. Keigo glances to the moon one more time before finally getting up.
"Hope you guys didn't eat all the pizza!" Keigo yells, his usual goofy expression plaguing his face as he enters back into the crowded apartment.
Thanks so much for reading! Hope you liked it :)
