Disclamer: It's not mine, as in any of the characters you recognize, which is everybody, so technically none of it's mine
Disclaimer/2: I was looking around fanfiction and I saw a fic like this. If you want me to take this one down just drop me a review, if you're the author.
21 Things Our Favourite Tortallans Would Never Say
Jon looked down at the sheet in his hand and sighed. That meeting had gone on forever... it seemed as if everyone in Tortall had a complaint to make. And in order to keep his sanity, he'd scribbled down the first things that he had thought of...
Daine: Pass the antelope steaks.
Alanna: Of course I want to go to the convent! I mean really, who wouldn't?
Myles: A new scroll has been unearthed? No, it can wait.
Kel: No, go on hazing the pages. I really don't mind.
George: Aly, would you like to go out into the spying field?
Aly: No thanks. Way to dangerous.
Alanna: Can I wear a dress to the next ball? Pretty please?
Numair: Is pink my colour?
Daine: There's a cat in my room! GET IT OUT!
Kel: Oh no! I broke a nail!
Gary: Actually, knowing how much rainfall each kingdom gets annually is quite boring.
Neal: We can have a jolly good time! Jolly, jolly, jolly!
Merric: Kel, I have no problem with you commanding me in battle!
Thayet: Help out the Riders? No way!
Onua: Horses? Can't stand 'em! Cats are my type of creatures!
Cloud: Moo (?)
Numair: I think I shall only wear black robes for now on!
Maura (of Dunlath): I simply love wolves!
Alanna: I love being short.
Kel: I adore heights.
Daine: Chickens are so my favourite animal!
Jon looked at the sheet, and quickly ripped it in half. No one would ever know about this...
A/N- Wow. This popped into my head. Please review to tell me if it should have stayed there.