Snapey Baby (Sung to the tune of "Santa Baby."|
Props to Eartha Kitt
Snapey baby, slip a potion under the tree, for me
I've been an awful good girl
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight
Snapey baby, a lovely serpent of my own too, from you
I'll wait up for you dear
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight
Think of all the snark I've missed
Think of all dark delights that you haven't dished
Bring the handcuffs, I'll bring the hood
We can go right down the list
Boo doo bee doo
Snapey honey, I want it hot and really that's
Not a lot
I've been an angel all year
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeons tonight
Snapey cutie, there's one thing I really do need, do the deed
blow my ever-loving mind
Snapey cutie, and hurry out the dungeon tonight
Snapey baby, I'm stocking up my chest with K-Y, ah sigh
Rated 'X' all the time
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight
Come and curl my little toes
let me run my fingers down that sexy nose
I really do believe in you
Let's see if you believe in me
Boo doo bee doo
Snapey baby, forgot to mention one little thing, your thing
I don't mean a bone
Snapey baby, and hurry out the dungeon tonight
Hurry out the dungeon tonight
Hurry out the dungeon tonight
XD
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A/N: I know, I know. I'm really twisted. Merry Christmas all ****