Sonic Hates B4ndlss
-B4ndlss
I'm not feeling good... so I wrote this... if this sucks please tell me... also please understand that if it sucks, it is because I am sick.
I am sick, so this might not be that good.
All Sonic character belong to SEGA and so on and so forth.
Sonic was on the computer bored, Eggman has died down since his headquarters was destroyed... again. With a sigh Sonic was online searching random things like cereal, new computers, and ice. He didn't care, he never does. After he looked up ice he typed in f-a, then one of the suggestions came up as . Intrigued Sonic clicked on the link. "Wow... look at this... I wonder what is under... uh... let's try games." thought Sonic out loud. He scrolled down the page and found a Sonic the Hedgehog category.
Nervous what it contained Sonic clicked it and found hundreds of stories about him. A lot of them were poorly written, sappy love stories. He noticed the top had a rating thingy. He switched it to mature, which was the second biggest mistake he made since he got online. The first was to go onto fanfiction. Sonic read several stories that sickened him, all of them were lemons... except for the last one that set Sonic off the most. He picked up the nearby phone.
"Hello? Tails, Sonic, get online and go onto... .net. Go to the games category and scroll down to the Sonic the Hedgehog category. No I don't know if there is a Miles Tails Prower category, can you. NO TAILS SHUT UP!! Sorry, no I am not OK. You no what, find the author B4ndlss. Yes that is a weird name. OK you there? … … Tails? Hello? Call me back when you finish reading his stuff." Sonic put down the phone and cracked his knuckles, whoever was B4ndlss was going to pay for what he wrote.
Some time later Tails called back. Anxious Sonic answered the phone. "Sonic here. Yea I know what he wrote was despicable. YOU DID WHAT???? … why? Have they read it yet? … they have? Butbutbut … yes it does involve them, but now it is much more complicated. … … I know, I know they have a right to know and confront him... wait what?. You got ahold of him? Hacked his computer? Via internet? And you wiped all of the viruses off of it? WHY?????? Oh because he has not explained himself... grand Tails, just grand. Wait where are we meeting? Uh OK...? No I don't have an account... neither does he?? Then how do we know whether or not he will show. Fine I'll see you there at 10:00 am our time..."
Sonic hung up and read the rest of B4ndlss' stories. He hated them, except for The Time Team Rocket Won. He hated that one less, so it was more like upset with it. Soon enough it morning, and Sonic woke up at his computer, where he passed out last night.
Without missing a beat Sonic found that website that Tails told him about. He made an account. He scrolled down the empty room page until he saw "B4ndlss roasting". Smiling Sonic entered it.
-Sonic01 has entered "B4ndlss roasting"-
Once he saw that he was in he got up, and began gettign ready for the 'roasting' to begin.
-RedEchidna has entered "B4ndlss roasting"-
-Rouge has entered "B4ndlss roasting"-
-XxShadowxX has entered "B4ndlss roasting"-
-B4ndlss has entered "B4ndlss roasting"-
Tails: Well morning everyone. How are you?
Sonic01: Fine, B4ndlss how could u do that?
XxShadowxX: Can't complain
RedEchidna: Same
Rouge:Tired
B4ndlss: fine I guess... except I am being called out by a bunch of nerds... ok what can I do for you?
Sonic was annoyed... 'Nerds? Doesn't he know that I am SONIC?'
Sonic01: ******** NERDS? No no no no we are not nerds.
B4ndlss: right... that is why you all have names based off of sonic the hedgehog.
Tails: sorry, we are the real deal... I am Tails... I just sent you a pic of me with this screen up.
Rouge: why would you do that Tails?
Tails: because he needs proof or else he might leave.
Sonic01: hey FAKER! NICE NAME lol
XxShadowxX: better than yours ***
B4ndlss: fine let's ASSUME that you ARE REAL. What do you what?
Sonic01: get rid of your stories!
B4ndlss: lol that is it? Pathetic
RedEchidna: To be honest, I did not read your stupid stories, I have more important things to do
Sonic01: lol yea, like being less intellegent than you already are.
RedEchidna: I'LL POUND YOU!!
Rouge: I also do not care, You killed me off, whoop-di-doo, people write about me like I am a *****... I am not, that is just vile.
-Rouge has left "B4ndlss roasting"
-RedEchidna has left B4ndlss roasting"
B4ndlss: you do realize that people write about you guys having *** with each other?
Sonic01:??
B4ndlss:***
B4ndlss: s e x
Tails: … but you are the one that make me go suicidal... s e x is one thing, but suicide is a completely
other ball game
Sonic01: you make me a jack*** to Tails, then you kill me off? How could you do that?
B4ndlss: so you like being a s e x toy sonic?
B4ndlss: …
B4ndlss: Hello?
Sonic01: NO NO NO, how could you even mention that?
XxShadowxX: nice delay
B4ndlss: The point I am tring to make is that you are overreacting
Sonic01: You are stupid
B4ndlss: whatever
Sonic01: where do you live
B4ndlss: why don't you ask Amy?
Sonic01:WHAT!?
Tails: … wasn't that harsh?
B4ndlss: idk I dun think she was
Sonic01: where do you get off insulting us?
B4ndlss: look you pathetic loser, Sonic and his people are fake, FAKE, stop pretending
XxShadowxX: He agrees with me.
B4ndlss: you have a gamers name right? What games you play?
XxShadowxX: …?
B4ndlss: … you don't play games do you?
XxShadowxX: Warcraft 3?
B4ndlss: so you are admitting that you guys are a bunch of fake gamers/nerds?
-PinkSonicLover has entered "B4ndlss roasting"-
B4ndlss: Hello Amy ^^
PinkSonicLover: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SONNIKU!!!
B4ndlss: … Sonic01... you deal with her
Sonic01: nuh uh she is your problem ***
B4ndlss: sigh
Sonic01: SEE WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSED?
B4ndlss: an annoyance that I am about to abbandon?
Tails: I know where you live...
B4ndlss: creepy
Tails: we can beat you up...
B4ndlss: I can call the cops on you guys
PinkSonicLover: I'LL KILL YOU FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE
B4ndlss: sigh... and what have I done?
PinkSonicLover: what?
B4ndlss: sigh
-B4ndlss has left "B4ndlss roasting"-
Sonic01: wow what a *****
PinkSonicLover: what did he do?
Tails: …
XxShadowxX: just forget it, Sonic, you are a loser
PinkSonicLover: Don't you ever say that about Sonikku
-XxShadowxX has left "B4ndlss roasting"-
Sonic01: Tails where does he live?
Sorry if this sucks, I am stuck in bed due to illness, and I was bored.
Ok I am sorry if you can't unread this. g'night