I don't know how I came up with this! It just came to me while I was doing math homework.
Warning: It is very random and maybe slightly cheesy.
Chad's POV
I went to Condor Studios feeling like I do everyday. Confident, beautiful, and perfect in everyway. Yes, I am perfect for one reason: because I am Chad Dylan Cooper.
"Hi Goldfarb." Sonny said as we walked past each other.
"Hi Sonny." I said back. But then I stopped. Did she just say Goldfarb?
"Excuse me, but could you repeat what you just said?"
"I said hi Goldfarb."
"My name is not Goldfarb. It's CHAD DYLAN COOPER."
"Maybe it is now. But once upon a time it was Chad Dylan Goldfarb."
"Don't call me that!"
"Why? Does it bother you?"
"YES!"
"Then I'll just have to call you Chad Dylan Goldfarb from now on."
No! How could this happen to me? I'm perfect! I'm Chad Dylan Cooper! Not Chad Dylan Goldfarb! I knew one day that name would come back to haunt me. Just hearing the name gives me goosebumps. I hate you Blondie! I ask you to keep one secret! One secret! And you have to tell everyone that the greatest actor of our generation used to have the stupid name Goldfarb!
When I turned to Sonny to fight back, she was already gone. Why must this happen to me? Why?
Sonny's POV
I have the best idea ever! Why should Tawni and I be the only people to know Chad's unusual name? Why can't everyone in Condor Studios know?
Chad's POV
The next day I was feeling less confident than usual. Can you believe it? I, Chad Dylan Cooper am feeling unconfident. But when I walked into Condor Studios, my confidence was completely gone.
Everywhere there were flyers with my picture and Chad Dylan Goldfarb under it. Everyone started to laugh when I walked in. I think I even saw Mr. Condor laughing.
After I got through my half-hour humility, I realized who was up to this.
Sonny Monroe.
I marched down to her and Blondie's dressing room and burst in.
Sonny started to laugh at me and said, "Did you read the flyers?" and then laughed some more.
I was too angry and humiliated to even say anything else. So I ran out of Condor Studios, went to the grocery store, and bought a pint of ice cream. I was sitting there at home eating when I realized, Sonny has to have a secret too.
Sonny's POV
The next day I came in ready to make fun of Chad some more. This is so much fun!
"Hi Haufhenberry." He said as he passed by.
"Hi Goldfarb." Wait. Did he just say Haufhenberry?
"Excuse me, could you repeat what you just said?"
"I said hi Haufhenberry."
"My name is not Haufhenberry. It's Sonny Monroe."
"Maybe it is now. But once upon a time it was Allison Haufhenberry." Is he mocking me.
"How did you know that?"
"Because you have a very nice mom." He said. Mom? Can't you keep one secret of mine.
"Fine. I'll stop calling you Goldfarb if you stop calling me Haufhenberry."
"That sounds like a reasonable deal. But I want one more thing."
"What?"
"Dinner on Saturday night."
I told you it was going to be random. And I really don't know where I got the idea for Haufhenberry. I just typed it in randomly!
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