Disclaimer: Piewolvesandsuch, not me, owns the experiments 188, 189, 147, and 024. Moreover, this parody is not completely grammatically correct, but very few songs are. (Exception: "This Diamond Ring" by Gary Lewis and the Playboys.) You also should know that I wrote out the chorus every time it was supposed to appear in the song. Lastly, if you don't know what the "id" is, I'd like to say that it's the "bad" part of the brain, according to Sigmund Freud.
Ripping Jack
(To the tune of "Happy Jack," but with more verses)
Ripping Jack was Experiment One-Eight-Eight
His talent was killing; he did it great
The word spread that he'd kill whatever he glanced
So he lived in a cage to get rid of the chance
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
They were very glad that
From them, he'd been hid
But it didn't stop Jack from all his bloodlusting
And they couldn't prevent Jack from any ripping
---
He could hide in the shadows; his fur was jet-black
Four silver-clawed arms were all sprouting from Jack
He had a sharp spike at the end of his tail
Whomever he stung, he could hear their mind wail
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
They were very glad that
From them, he'd been hid
But it didn't stop Jack from all his bloodlusting
And they couldn't prevent Jack from any ripping
---
Jack's worst nemesis was One-Four-Seven
For her, tormenting Jack was just like Heaven
She dragged along her best friend, Zero-Two-Four
Sadly, her talent was to open locked doors
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
They were very glad that
From them, he'd been hid
But it didn't stop Jack from all his bloodlusting
And they couldn't prevent Jack from any ripping
---
One day, Jack met Experiment One-Eight-Nine
She was water-based, and had beauty divine
One-Eight-Nine showed great compassion for Jack
Strangely, though, he showed great affection back
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
They were very glad that
From them, he'd been hid
But it didn't stop Jack from all his bloodlusting
And they couldn't prevent Jack from any ripping
---
He gave her a parasite known as a pup
Jumba decided that the gig was up
In order to tie up the future loose ends
He forbade Jack to see One-Eight-Nine again
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
They were very glad that
From them, he'd been hid
But it didn't stop Jack from all his bloodlusting
And they couldn't prevent Jack from any ripping
---
The experiments each got a tracking device
So as to not evade Jumba's four watchful eyes
Jack soon attempted to leave with his mate
She succeeded, not so much One-Eight-Eight
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
They were very glad that
From them, he'd been hid
But it didn't stop Jack from all his bloodlusting
And they couldn't prevent Jack from any ripping
---
One-Eight-Nine went to the planet of Keehar
Jack, however, did go quite more far
He went to the humans' home planet of Earth
He disguised himself as a dog on their turf
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
Now, out in public
He would obey his id
Jack was driven by all his bloodlusting
No one could prevent Jack from any ripping
---
One night on a beach, for no reason to tell
Jack attacked Six-Hundred, also known as Estelle
Estelle's husband, Ozzy, also Six-Two-Five
Vowed to make sure Jack stopped being alive
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
Now, out in public
He would obey his id
Jack was driven by all his bloodlusting
He'd just practiced a non-fatal ripping
---
Jumba got Ozzy, Pleakley, and also Stitch
To hunt down the creature who for blood would itch
While in the woods, they were caught by surprise
When they met One-Four-Seven with vengeance in mind
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
Now, out in public
He would obey his id
Jack was driven by all his bloodlusting
No one could prevent Jack from any ripping
---
Soon, in an old house, they met up with Jack
He was shaded by darkness, 'cause his fur was black
Notwithstanding, an insult the group delivered
A notorious murderer, they murdered
Jack scared the others
He did, did, did
No longer in public
And he couldn't use his id
All his life, Jack was needlessly bloodlusting
But nothing could prevent Jack from any ripping
---
Wow…I'm kind of astounded. This practically wrote itself. Seriously, it did.
Anyway, did you enjoy that? If you did, that's good, because I have at least five more song parodies planned. (I'd tell you about them, but that would ruin the element of surprise.)