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Emperor Charles had Prince Schneizel come to his lair. The Emperor said "I appreciate that you came. We have a very important problem to take care of."
Prince Schneizel asked "What's going on?"
Emperor Charles answered "We both need to defeat Lelouch so we can continue with our evil plans. Since we've been rivals with each other Lelouch keeps defeating us. We have separate goals, but we're both on the side of criminals. If we teamed up we could easily get rid of Lelouch."
Prince Schneizel replied "Frankly most of your plans are stupid and bizarre, but this idea has potential."
Emperor Charles said "Lets start focusing on getting rid of Lelouch and his team of fools."
Prince Schneizel replied "Okay." The two villains started working on their newest plan.
The next day Lelouch Lamperouge (dressed as Zero) went to the Black Knights' hideout. He looked around and noticed that most of the Black Knights were gone. Lelouch said "I'm pretty ashamed of my teammates. They should have the dedication to always show up to the meetings."
C. C. replied "Most of them got captured by the villains' guards."
Lelouch said "Well they're still going to lose points for not showing up to the meeting. What's going on?"
C. C. replied "A bunch of guards attacked this hideout. We tried to fight back. We would of done better if you were there."
Lelouch said "I was sleeping which is really important for my energy. If more guards show up I'll throw knock out bombs at them. The bombs won't hurt them, but it'll make them fall asleep long enough to capture them. I'll do a few examples right now." Lelouch threw a knock out bomb at C. C.. She passed out. Lelouch said "I'm really sorry about that. I was trying to prove how great these bombs are. You should wake up soon."
General Tohdoh walked in and said "I'm sorry that I arrived late Zero, but I was trying to think of a way to deal with the bothersome guards."
Lelouch proudly said "I've come up with a great way to deal with them. I'll continue the examples." Lelouch threw a knock out bomb near General Tohoh. The bomb made him pass out. Lelouch said "My master plans are hurting my allies instead of the bad guys."
A few minutes later the Emperor's guards captured C. C. and General Tohdoh. Lelouch tried to fight back, but he accidentally dropped a knock out bomb on himself. The guards grabbed Lelouch.
A few hours later Lelouch woke up. By then he was captured in a room. Lelouch asked "What's happening?"
Emperor Charles said "I've finally caught you Lelouch and I intend to have you be permanently imprisoned."
Prince Schneizel responded "The Emperor and I have teamed up so stopping me won't be something you can do anymore."
Lelouch got worried and said "My two arch enemies have teamed up. I feel doomed."
Emperor Charles replied "That's a very appropriate feeling to have Lelouch. You and the Black Knights won't get to do any more heroic stuff from now on. My plans are going to be much easier to accomplish with you gone." The Emperor laughed.
Lelouch angrily said "I'm really ashamed of both of you."
Prince Schneizel replied "You're the true master of shame Lelouch. You've made everybody in the family feel dishonored that you're in it."
Lelouch whined "It's boring in here. The room of being trapped lacks the fun that it needs." The villains rolled their eyes. Lelouch said "I need some stuff to make this experience more entertaining."
Emperor Charles asked "What can we get for you that'll make you shut up?"
Lelouch said "I want some ripped up comic books, a smashed apart TV, expired food, and icky drinks." The villains had their guards give Lelouch the eccentric items that he wanted. After that the villains went to their planning room. Lelouch said "Thankfully the villains went away. I can find a way to escape now." Lelouch had a guard walk up to him.
The guard asked "What do you need dude?"
Lelouch said "The ads in this comic book are really interesting. You're probably bored being a guard so you should check out these ads."
The guard asked "How recent are the ads?"
Lelouch said "They're super modern. You should open the room I'm trapped in so you can check out the ads. I think that you'll love them."
The guard thought about it and said "It's a really tempting offer." The guard opened the room and said "Hand me the comic book." Lelouch threw the comic book to the guard. The guard started looking at the ads and said "I'm going to save dozens of dollars."
Princess Cornelia came and angrily said "You're a fool for opening the room Lelouch is supposed to be in."
Lelouch replied "Calm down Cornelia. The guard was interested in the really cool ads."
Princess Cornelia angrily said "This guard deserves to be fired." Lelouch tried to get away, but Cornelia put him back into the cell. Cornelia said "You better stay in there or you'll suffer my wrath." Lelouch rolled his eyes so Cornelia punched him in the face. Lelouch really regretted his eye rolling.
Princess Cornelia went into the planning room and said "You fools need to hire better guards. Lelouch almost got away."
Emperor Charles asked "Is Lelouch free now?"
Princess Cornelia said "I had the honor of stopping him."
Prince Schneizel replied "I'm very proud of you. You're the best."
Princess Cornelia asked "What are you two working on?"
Emperor Charles said "We have big plans on how to change the world. Sadly Prince Schneizel keeps trying to make me agree to his terrible ideas."
Prince Schneizel replied "My ideas are way more brilliant than your looney attempts at plan making. You're too outdated to realize that you nostalgia fanboy."
Emperor Charles angrily said "Your plans focus too much on the present. The present has been lackluster. The past is much better so I'm going to bring it back."
Prince Schneizel replied "The past is meant to never come back. You're the opposite of progression."
Emperor Charles said "You only focus on how things are now. The past is the ruler of progress."
Prince Schneizel replied "You're the dumbest leader I've met. The past must be ignored."
Princess Cornelia said "Both of you are missing out on what you should actually be focusing on. Instead of getting the past back or focusing on the current life of the present you should be trying to give the world a bright future."
Emperor Charles responded "The future is irrelevant." Emperor Charles and Prince Schneizel continued arguing. Princess Cornelia gave up on trying to help them.
Meanwhile Lelouch bribed a guard with expired food. Lelouch got out of the cell that he was trapped in earlier. Lelouch was so happy about being free that he did a victory dance. After several minutes of dancing Lelouch helped the Black Knights get out of the cells that they were trapped in.
Prince Schneizel eventually gave up on his argument with the Emperor so he left the planning room. Schneizel walked up to Princess Cornelia and said "Trying to team up with the Emperor didn't live up to the potential. He's such a loopy person."
Princess Cornelia replied "Frankly you're not very reasonable."
Prince Schneizel said "Well I'm the most reasonable between Lelouch, the Emperor, and myself. I have real plans and I actually think about important stuff instead of acting like those two random goofballs. Despite all of the trouble the Emperor has caused I'm glad that he helped me capture Lelouch."
Princess Cornelia replied "Lelouch is our biggest enemy. I hope that he's still captured."
One of the guards said "Lelouch and the Black Knights got out of the cells."
Princess Cornelia asked "Should we start attacking them?"
Prince Schneizel said "Lets escape. We'll let the Emperor get defeated so we can be okay." Prince Schneizel and Princess Cornelia left.
Lelouch (dressed as Zero) and the Black Knights broke into the planning room. Lelouch proudly said "I managed to foil your trap plans. Me and my teammates are all free. You've lost really hard this time."
Emperor Charles responded "I'm ashamed of how successful you are."
Lelouch said "I'm going to attack you. In fact I'm going to win this battle."
Emperor Charles replied "Yeah right. Stopping me is something that's not possible you foolish punk." Lelouch had the Black Knights beat up the Emperor while he did a victory dance. The Emperor almost passed out, but he got up and started running away.
Kaname Ohgi said "We need you to finish the job of stopping the Emperor Zero." Lelouch was too distracted by his victory dance to stop the Emperor. The Emperor ran out of his lair and started heading back to his palace.
C. C. angrily said "Your immature dancing stopped us from defeating our arch enemy."
Lelouch replied "Then I'll do a disappointed dance." Lelouch continued dancing.