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~/A MONSTER IN THE ATTIC!\\~
In the hangout room, I'm sitting on the couch watching Friday Night SmackDown with the rest of the band.
"Come on, Taker! Whup Punk's ass!" I shouted at the TV screen.
"Dude, what the fuck is Kane getting involved for? Fuck you Kane, you piss-swimming jerkoff!" Murderface yelled, flipping off the TV screen in the process.
"Hey, uh, any of you guys seen Toki?" Nathan asked the rest of us. Pickles took a swig from his vodka bottle.
"Yeah, he's missin' all the fun. Where could he be?"
"ERIN!" Toki runs into the room faster than the speed of sound. The poor little Norwegian guitarist jumps onto me and holds me in fear.
"Toki? Erin can't breathe," I said in a muffled voice, the result of my face being smashed against his chest.
"Sorrys," Toki said climbing off of me.
"What's wrong now?"
"We gots a BIG problems in the house!" Toki said, flailing his arms wildly in the air.
"Everything always seems to be a big problem when you're fucking sugar-high," Nathan said under his breath, but Toki's sharp ears caught what he was saying.
"I am's not sugar-highs!" He yelled at Nathan
"It's true, I haven't even seen him take a single lick of a lollipop today," I defended. "So again, what's wrong?"
"Dere am's a...a m-m-m-MONSTER IN THE ATTIC!" Toki yelled in fear
" 'Monster?' Please Toki, there's no such thing as monsters," I relied.
"Ja, you am's talkings nonsense littles Toki," Skwisgaar said without looking up from his guitar. "Not evens I believes in monsters."
"I'm not's lyings! I saws a monster with a long tail, horns, and claws! It trieds to fucking kill me!"
"We're not saying you were lying," I said, trying to calm him down. "We're just saying that it's probably not the whole truth. You could have probably just seen a rat, or maybe even a raccoon."
"You dont's believes me, fine! Alls of you comes with me and I'll shows you!" He takes me by the hand and the rest of the band follows. Before we headed to the attic, Toki runs into the kitchen and grabs a knife to defend himself.
XxX
up in the attic...
"This had better be good because I'm missing some prime Undertaker whup-ass time," I said flipping the light switch on.
"Believes me, it is," he reassured us. Suddenly, one of the boxes falls and shuffles around near him. Toki hold up the knife, ready to defend himself at any moment. "Shows yourselfs!" the box moves closer to him and he backs up like it was a bloodthirsty vampire. I lift up the box to reveal...*suspense!*
"Shadow!" I said lifting up my blacker-than-the-blackest-black-times-infinity kitten into my arms and cradling her like a baby. "I was wondering where you were, pretty kitty. See Toki? It wasn't a monster you saw. It was only my kitten." Toki scratches her behind her ears and she starts to purr like a lawnmower.
"That's nice, but there's only one problem," Toki said. "Shadow wasn't whats I saws."
"What?" Suddenly, a dark shadow looms over us. My cat yowls, jumps out of my arms, and bolts down the attic stairs. An evil red monster, exactly as Toki had described it, started to make it's way over to us.
"MONSTER!" Everyone shouted. We all start running away, then close and lock up the attic as fast as we possibly could, moving large pieces of furniture in front of the attic door so no one can get in or out of there ever again. Nathan then takes out his recording device.
"Idea for song; five guys and a girl get chased and almost eaten by a giant monster..."
~/END\\~
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