Mother?
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"I hope Cloud is okay." Worries Aeris.
"He'll be fine, Cloud has gotten out lots of tough scrapes before." Answers Zack.
"Yes, but marriage, and officially being those kid's father. I'm not sure he can handle it."
" Listen Aeris, after fighting Sephiroth THREE times, I think Cloud will be fine watching after a couple of kids." Zack says back.
"I don't know, kids can be quite energetic. I remember baby-sitting for my neighbors- Aeris is interrupted.
"Mother?" Three silver haired boys ask.
"What?" Aeris asks startled.
"Mother, it really is you. We've been looking all over the lifestream for you." The one with medium length hair says.
Zack raises his eyebrow. "Is there something you're not telling me?" He questions.
"No, I just know these are the three boys Cloud was fighting. I have no idea why they think I'm their mother." Aeris says back. "Listen I don't know why you think I'm your mother but I'm not."
"But I heard you talking to me as I died. Remember, I'm Kadaj, and that's Loz and Yazoo. We helped Sephiroth come back so he could defeat Big Brother Black Sheep. Where is Big Brother?" Kadaj says.
"Who is Big Brother Black Sheep? Aeris asks.
"Why he's Cloud of course. So what do we do know mother?" Kadaj Answers.
"I am not your Mother." Aeris tells the boys again.
"But you are. You helped Sephiroth defeat Big Brother." Loz says.
"Um, just let me discuss this with Uncle Zack." Aeris says.
"In no way are you dragging me into this. I want nothing to do with the Remnants of Sephiroth." Zack says to Aeris.
"Please, I can't do this. You were worried about Cloud and Fatherhood but you're not worried about me and forced motherhood. At least Cloud knows and LIKES his kids"
"I am worried about You and forced Motherhood. I just don't like the idea of these kids. They're not even kids. They're grown men. I mean look at Loz. They are most definitely not kids. Yet they act like 8 year olds."
"I don't like this either. But they're giving me no choice."
"Sure they are, just hit them. Then they'll go away."
"ZACK!"
"What? It's a perfectly reasonable plan."
"You just can't hit people for no reason."
"but you have a perfectly good reason."
"No I don't. Making ki-people go away is a terrible reason."
"Really, so when Cloud fights…"
"For self-defence its fine but this is not anything like that."
"When Cloud fights… I Have the perfect idea."
"Zack"
"I promise, this does not involve violence."
"Mother, is something wrong. You do not seem pleased to see us." Kadaj said.
"Why something is very much wrong. See when Sephiroth attempted to kill Cloud, he failed. He got himself killed in the process. Your mother is very distraught. She depended on Sephiroth to do this task you see. So when he failed she was very angry. And when your Mother is angry, she's ANGRY. She is also angry at you three for not properly helping Sephiroth. She was just calmed downed when you three arrived. If you three stick around though she will get angry again. In fact, that's why you weren't able to find Sephiroth here. Your mother made him disappear from the lifestream." Zack stated.
"WHAT!" all three remnants yelped.
"Sorry Mother. We need to be somewhere else. It was nice meeting you." Kadaj said hurriedly.
"Why Mother, Sephiroth did nothing wrong!" Loz wailed.
"Hush Loz. We need to be going now." Yazoo said.
The three remnants left.
"Zack, I don't know what to say."
"How about a Thank-You and a kiss?"
"Thank-You."
"What about that kiss?" Zack whined.
"I'll give you something better tonight." Aeris said with a sly grin.
The hyperactive puppy was grinning ear to ear at that comment.
Just a little crack fic I wrote awhile back.