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Welcome to the Link Potion Show! A show where Link solves people's problems with potions and a twist!
"Ok!" shouts Link. "Everyone has agreed to be my test subjects! Let's welcome Zelda!"
Everyone claps.
Zelda comes on stage blowing kisses to everyone. Unfortunately they were kisses of death so half the audience died.
"Zelda!" shouted Link happily. "What's your problem?"
"Well," She replied. "I always wanted to be cuter. If it's possible!"
She winked at some guys in the audience and they fainted.
"Ok!" says Link. "Let's begin!"
He pulls out a pink potion and plucks a hair from Zelda's head.
"I need a DNA sample so the potion will make ZELDA cuter than she already is."
He puts the hair into the potion. The potion turns green.
Link hands Zelda the potion.
Zelda drinks the potion. (Duh)
POOF! PIF! PIM! MOUP! SOUP! WHAT NOISE IS THERE LEFT TO MAKE!
Zelda was turns into a golden retriever.
Than she sees a banana and eats it and for some reason, starts speaking French.
"Link! Tu es un cochon! Je ne veux pas être un chien! Mange merde!"
Eventually Zelda got tired and got a job as a guide dog.
"Our next test subject! Please welcome Captain Falcon!" Said Link.
Captain Falcon walked on winking at girls in the audience.
Unfortunately, nobody thought he was hot.
Suddenly, a fat, ugly, stupid girl named Nobody ran on stage and hugged Captain Falcon.
"TAKE ME I'M YOURS!" she shouted.
However, Captain Falcon was so stupid that when Nobody touched him, she melted to the ground, for some reason.
"Ok, what's your problem?" asked Link.
"I need to be sexier!" says Captain Falcon.
Suddenly, Captain Falcon farts.
Then he farts again.
Link plucks a hair from Captain Falcon and puts it into a purple potion. The potion turns orange.
Captain Falcon pulls out a fork and uses it to drink the potion.
FLUFF! FLIM! MOT! TUD! I SEE NO POINT IN CONTINUING!
Captain Falcon is turned into a rock.
Suddenly, the girls start screaming stuff like-
"OMG! HE'S SO HOT!" and "WE LOVE YOU, CAPTAIN FALCON!"
Then a fan girl kidnaps the rock that is Captain Falcon.
"Our next test subject is Marth!" shouts Link!
To be continued
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Author's notes: READ AND REVIEW!