A/N: My insanity strikes again! Kurt and Blaine are…lizards? –sigh- just read…Oneshot!
The Klaine Lizards
"Seriously, if we get squished, it's your fault," Kurt huffed from his place on the wall next to Blaine.
"Why is everything always my fault?" Blaine pouted.
"Because you always wanna go into people's houses and steal their hair gel. Why do you need gel anyway? We're lizards for Pete's sake! We have scales, not hair!"
"I think in my past life I was some gel-obsessed, curly-haired, hobbit-like creature," Blaine rationalized, receiving an odd look from Kurt.
"Blaine, honey, I can't see you being a human in ANY life."
"You wound me, Kurt," Blaine's face took on a familiar puppy pout.
"Ah, Blainers," Kurt sighed. "I'll make it up to you by helping you get some gel."
The two lizards froze as a shriek was heard.
"FINN! FINN! THERE ARE LIZARDS IN OUR APARTMENT!" Rachel Berry screamed, cowering in the doorway and pointing a trembling finger at the two as Finn came in, looking for the source of danger.
"Aw, c'mon, Rach, they're cute. I'm gonna keep them as pets and feed them crickets and stuff.
"Ooh! Crickets! Sounds fun, right Kurt? Right?" Blaine grinned.
"I'm a very picky eater. I only eat organic insects," Kurt warned, staring up at Finn.
"They're sooo gross," Rachel whined.
"No, they're cute!" Finn grinned. "I'll name this one-" he pointed to Blaine, "Buttercup, and this one-" he pointed to Kurt, "will be named Fluffy."
"Finn, those names are terrible for lizards!" Rachel huffed.
"She's the smart one. I like her!" Blaine grinned (if lizards can even grin), and crawled up her shoe.
"AAH! GET IT OFF FINN! GET IT OFF!" she screamed.
"She's also the dangerous one," Kurt noted, crawling up onto Finn's shoulder as the tall boy reached down and grabbed Blaine, placing him on his shoulder with Kurt.
"Look Kurtie! We get to live in a house and eat crickets and not get stepped on!" Blaine said excitedly.
"I wouldn't count on that last part," Kurt muttered, looking at Rachel out of the corner of his eye. "I would not count on that at all."
A/N: XD! Ah…Klaine as lizards….XD!