Hello! This is 'The Complete Idiot's Guide To Getting Killed By The Akatsuki'!
You have tried to drown Kisame.
You have yelled at Kakuzu.
You've had a staring contest with Itachi.
You dye Hidan's hair pink.
You stole Kakuzu's money.
You called Deidara a girl.
You burned all of Sasori's puppets because there wasn't any firewood.
You told everyone Tobi's secret identity. (He WILL find you.)
You have sprayed weed killer all over Zetsu.
10. When Pein was talking to you, you put a magnet by his head.
11. You told Hidan that Jashin isn't real.
12. You ask Konan how old she is. (Never ask a girl how old she is.)
13. You interrupt an important Akatsuki meeting.
14. You try to kill Pein. (He doesn't call himself God for no reason.)
15. You try to be a damsel in distress. (Trust me, if you aren't useful they WILL kill you!)
16. You send the Akatsuki death threats.
17. You are always happy. (If they aren't happy, then you can't be either.)
18. You ask why Itachi killed his clan but didn't kill Sasuke. (Ask at least 25 times.)
19. You give Itachi glasses as a present.
20. You ask Zetsu what his parents were. (Bad memories!)
21. You mock Deidara by adding 'Yeah' and 'Un' at the end of sentences. (He is probably very sensitive about that.)
22. You cut off Deidara's hair.
23. You call Sasori's puppets dolls.
24. You wave money in Kakuzu's face.
25. You tell Hidan that you think his religion is stupid. (He WILL kill you!)
26. You tell Tobi he will never be a good boy.