Scorpius
"You know how I've been slightly moody lately? And been nauseous a lot?"
"Slightly moody? You nearly broke my hand when I tried to get to second base."
"How did you even pick up a baseball metaphor? You're a wizard."
"What's baseball?"
"But you just said second base."
"Rose, are you feeling okay? You look a bit pale. Maybe you should go see Pomfrey."
"I've just come from there. I need to talk to you."
"Maybe you should go back."
"You know how last month you said you'd do anything for me?"
"That was actually two months ago and I wanted to get into your pants, which I did. Several times. In one day."
"Yes, well about that..."
"Look, Rose who am I murdering? I need a good reason too. Guys like me don't last in prison. I'm too pretty."
"Ouch. What was that for, Rose."
"I'm trying to be serious here."
"No, that's my cousin."
"It had to be said, Rose."
"It really, really didn't."
"I think it did."
"I'm pregnant."
Thud!
"Did you just faint?"