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Alex: "Come on, just admit it. You're still a virgin"
April "No I'm not"
Alex: "Hey, there's no shame in it"
April: "Really?"
Jackson: "No, there's shame"
Alex: "A lot of shame. Tell her Mer"
Meredith: "I, um... was gonna say something, and then I forgot to stop drinking. Has anybody seen Cristina?"
Lexie: "Okay, so today only one person looked at me like a psycho who might run down the hall naked and Dr. Bailey screamed like a little bitch baby over a spider, so I'm feeling pretty good, you know, for a crazy person"
Jackson: "Well, nobody gives a crap about if you're crazy. We're all crazy"
Alex: "Yeah, look at April, she's still a virgin."
Lexie: "Well Mark gives a crap. Okay, he stares at me like a menace to myself and everyone around me. Wait, you're still a virgin?"
April: "Stop. Okay just stop. I'm a virgin. Yes. so what? It's not something I talk about, okay? We all have things we don't talk about. Alex, you've been afraid of the elevator for like a month, but I never said anything because it's none of my business. And Jackson, you wake up every night screaming because you have nightmares. And Meredith you don't talk about Cristina because you're afraid she's never gonna be the same Cristina again. And Lexie, for god sake, Mark never thought you were a psycho. He loves you. That's why he stares at you, because he can't keep his eyes off of the woman he loves. Of course, he's never gonna say anything because he doesn't think he can. Look, we all have stuff we don't talk about. I am a 28-year-old virgin. Mainly because I wanted my first time to be special, and then I waited too long, and partially because I'm pretty sure guys find me annoying. I'm a virgin. That doesn't make it drinks conversation. We all have stuff we don't talk about."
Meredith: "Oh April, I'm liking you more and more"
April: "Thank you"
….…
Cristina: "You're not on call tonight?"
Owen: "No. No, I'm home all night"
Cristina: "Good"
Owen: "Come here. How was your day?"
Cristina: "I think… I could be happy being a plumber"
(Callie and Arizona come in laughing, kissing, and throwing their clothes all over Cristina and Owen)
"We have to get our own place"
….
"We have to get our own place"
"I love you too. I love you too. I love you too", Lexie said, practicing what she would say to Mark, as she fixed her make-up in the elevator. She got louder as she got closer to his apartment, looking down, extremely nervous that April was wrong about what she said.
Mark heard something in that all too familiar tone that was Lexie's. He broke the kiss with Amelia and looked up to see Lexie saying 'I love you too'. Lexie saw what was going on and turned to run back to the elevator, when Mark said, "Wait!"
Cliffhanger! (I'm pulling my own Shonda ;)