wheeeee!! another story be me! i thought of this one when i was brushing my teeth what a weird place to think up a story. its my sisters first day of school tomorrow!! on tuesday the 19th!! i bet my mum will start crying. lol. i'll be there to see her. anyway here's the first chap enjoy!!

The microwave

Chapter one

…uh oh

It was a snowy day in Russia, as usual. The snow was falling, people were slipping on ice and falling on there backsides, people were drinking hot chocolate or coffee or tea or cold apple juice.

'Kai, its fucking freezing in here and your drinking cold apple juice?' Bryan asked. He couldn't understand how Kai could drink something cold when the room was like a freezer.

'I like apple juice.'

'Dude, your weird.'

Ian sat up on his bed. 'Hey I've an idea, I'll put the heating on!'

Everyone looked at him. Everyone in question was Kai, who was sitting on the floor leaning against Tala, who was drinking hot chocolate. Spencer was sitting on the floor, leaning against Ian's bed drinking tea and Bryan was sitting on a chair at Ian's desk drinking coffee. Ian was drinking tea.

'You mean we've all been sitting here, freezing our arses off just for you to say,' Spencer tries to do a Ian voice, 'Hey I've an idea, I'll put the heating on.Bleeeuuuh'

Ian glared at Spencer. 'I forgot we had heating. i didn;t say bleeeeuuuh.'

'How can you forget?' Tala asked.

Ian shrugged his shoulders and left the room. He came back a few minutes later and the room started to heat up, slowly. 'So what are we going to do today? We could go to the tournament. The white tigers are going up against that new team, The fogs.'

'The fogs? What kind of team name is that?' Spencer asked.

'Dunno. Hey fluffy?' Tala said to Kai who glared at him. 'Are you sure Hiro is alright with you staying over at mine? He didn't look to happy.'

'Oh he's just jealous. He's got a crush on me.' Kai replied.

'Really!?' Ian asked in shock.

'No don't be stupid. He's straight, he's not happy with me because I'm back on the team. He doesn't trust me. Although I wish he were gay…'

Everyone looked at him, they were all confused. Does Kai like Hiro? They always thought he liked Ray. Bryan cleared his throat. 'So how about some lunch?'

In the kitchen Ian looked around for something good to eat. Kai found some extra strong cheese, Macaroni cheese, sticky toffee pudding, and honey all in the fridge. Spencer looked at the macaroni. 'This stuff is crap.'

'Yeah I know. Mum always puts more cheese in it for more flavour.' Ian said.

There was two tubs of macaroni, three tubs of sticky toffee pudding and one jar of honey. They decided to cook it all in the microwave. Ian wanted some porridge with honey, his mother always heated the honey up, at least he thinks she did. Tala grated cheese and put it in a bowl. They couldn't be bothered shoving everything into the oven so they put it in the microwave. But seeing how they don't know much about microwaves, they didn't pierce the cling foil that covered the macaroni and sticky toffee pudding meaning it would explode. Ian put some honey into a bowl and put it in. he set the timer for five minutes.

While they waited they all went into the living room which was nice and warm and spoke about other bladers sexuality. They all agreed that Oliver, Tyson, Max, Michelle, Emily for some weird reason, Johnny, Lee, Ray, Kane from team psykick, Dunga, Ozuma, Miguel, Brooklyn and Kai are all gay. Stevin, Hiro, Jim from team psykick, Robert and Dunga are all bi-sexual. Everyone else is straight. Although Kai does have his suspicions that Bryan and Spencer are gay.

BOOM! SPLAT! Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

They five boys looked at the kitchen door were the boom and splat came from and of course the hummmmmmm of the microwave. They all stood up and went into the kitchen. They looked at the microwave. The window was covered in food. 'Oh no.' Ian muttered.

He put the timer to zero turning the microwave off. He opened the door and watched some cheese that had explode for some weird reason fall down onto the bowl below. It was a mess. He took the tubs and bowls out and put them in the bin or sink. Kai looked into the microwave and spotted something black. 'Ugh no way. Ian you cooked a fly. Or a spider.'

'Did I?' He went over to the microwave and there was something that looked like it had legs but he couldn't tell what it was.

'Maybe it's a raisin.' Bryan said.

'No its got legs.' Kai replied.

'What's a raisin?' Spencer asked. Everyone sighed.

'A raisin is that little black wrinkled currant thing stupid.' Bryan explained. 'It's probably just a bug.'

'I don't have bugs in my microwave!' Ian protested.

'Yeah sure you don't.' Spencer said.

'I cant see what it is. It's too far back. Do you think it might be hair?' Kai asked.

'Ugh!' Tala said. 'That's horrible.'

'Its food! Not a fly or anything like that!' Ian said angrily.

'Only one way to find out.' Spencer walked forward and peered in. He needed to go closer so he put his head right in to see. All his friends couldn't believe how dumb he was, he's going to get cheese and toffee all over his hair. 'I think Ian's right. Yep its cake.' The whole microwave moved back as he tried to remove his head. He grabbed the sides and tried to pull his head out. No success. He tried again but failed, it just hurt his hair. '…uh oh.'

'What?' Bryan asked.

'MY HEADS STUCK!!' He stood up straight lifting the microwave up with his head. He yanked at the microwave to get it of but failed miserably so he did the next smart thing, panic. He ran around the kitchen and pulled the plug out of its socket. 'ITS STUCK! MY HEADS STUCK IN THE MICROWAVE! HELP!! I CANT GET IT OFF!!' The rest of them roared with laughter. Kai was filming it his mobile. The mobile shook with all his laughing. Spencer continued to run around with the microwave on his head and ran into a wall.

'HELP ME!! I'M STUCK!! WAAAAAAAAAAH!! NOOOOOO!! OH GOD IT SMELLS LIKE STRONG CHEESY FEET!! UGH!!'

Tala had to run of to the bathroom before he wet himself, Ian was on the floor laughing, Bryan was pointing at Spencer and laughing and Kai was trying his best to keep the mobile still. Spencer finally came to his senses and stay still. He calmed down a bit and tried to pull the microwave off his head. Bryan decided to help, he grabbed the microwave, still laughing and pulled.

'AAAAAAAAARGHH!! STOP YOU FUCKING IDIOT!! MY HAIR!! MY HAIR!!'

Bryan let go and bend over in laughter. 'ITS NOT FUNNY!!' Kai struggled to catch his breath through all his laughing, he hasn't seen something this funny since the time Tyson sat on the barbeque and his trousers caught fire. This was definitely going on you tube, maybe he'll post it off too 'you've been framed' and get two hundred and fifty dollars for it. Or he could post it to the news if Spencer ever bugged him.

Tala came back, he was still laughing. He laughed so much he had to sit on the toilet in order to pee otherwise the toilet seat would have gotten wet. He laughed even harder when he saw that Spencer still had the microwave on his head. Of all the things Spencer could do…he was usually the smart one, it was Kai that did dumb things.

'GUYS ITS NOT FUNNY!! HELP ME GET THIS THING OFF!!'

It took another fifteen minutes for everyone to calm down Kai had put his phone away ready for blackmail. The four boys grabbed the microwave and pulled. Spencer screamed the house down, the microwave wasn't budging. Spencer kicked and punched everyone away, making them all angry.

'Look we cant help if your going to kick us Spenc.' Bryan told him.

'It's not just that. It must really hurt.' Ian said.

'TOO FUCKING BLOODY RIGHT IT HURTS!!' Spencer (well who could it be) half shouted and half sobbed.

Tala absent-mindly scratched his head, wondering what to do. Sticky toffee, cheese. How could they unstuck him? Unless its not the cheese and toffee and its just that his head is too big. This was a hard one to figure out. How can they get his head unstuck? 'Hmm. How?'

'How what?' Ian asked.

'How are we gunna get his head unstuck what else?' Tala replied.

'I've an idea.' Kai said. Everyone, except Spencer, looked at him. 'Why don't we go onto Yahoo answers and ask for advice?'

'Hey yeah great idea Kai! Can we ask how to make brownies too?' Bryan asked with a huge hopeful smile. Kai pouted.

'Didn't need to be sarcastic about it.'

Bryan looked taken aback. 'W-what? I wasn't, I was being serious!' Kai cheered up. 'Kai it's a good idea.'

'Ian, got a computer?' Tala asked.

'Yup in my room.'

hope you enjoyed the first chappy!! it was fun to write! hee hee hee!! please review!