(KURT and BLAINE are sitting in the Warbler's meeting room at night. They were at rehearsal, but after everyone left, it started snowing. They wanted to hang out for a while, so BLAINE turns on a karaoke version of "Baby, It's Cold Outside". It's pretty obvious who's singing which part, so KURT jumps in immediately. He is sitting on the arm of a couch and BLAINE is leaning against the table on the other side of the room. The whole song is pure flirting, starting out playfully, but getting more literal as it progresses.)
Kurt: I really can't stay
Blaine: But baby, it's cold outside
Kurt: I've got to go away
Blaine: But baby, it's cold outside
Kurt: This evening has been...
Blaine: (Starts walking towards KURT) Been hoping that you'd drop in
Kurt: ...so very nice
Blaine: (Takes KURT'S hands) I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice
Kurt: (Takes his hands away and starts to walk away) My mother will start to worry
Blaine: (Walking after him) Beautiful, what's your hurry?
Kurt: My father will be pacing the floor
Blaine: Listen to that fireplace roar
Kurt: So really, I'd better scurry
Blaine: (He grabs KURT'S arm. On "beautiful", KURT stops, smiles, and raises an eyebrow) Beautiful, please don't hurry
Kurt: (Turns to face BLAINE) But maybe just half a drink more
Blaine: (Pours a hot chocolate) Put some records on while I pour
Kurt: (Leaning forward against the table) The neighbors might think
Blaine: (Hands KURT a mug) Baby, it's bad out there
Kurt: (Jokingly, holding up the mug) Say, what's in this drink?
Blaine: (Leaning against the table across from KURT, leaning towards him) No caps to be had out there
Kurt: (Looking straight into BLAINE'S eyes, holding the mug up to his mouth) I wish I knew how...
Blaine: (Looking even more into KURT'S eyes) Your eyes are like starlight now
Kurt: ...to break this spell
Blaine: (Reaches up and slowly removes KURT'S hat) I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell
Kurt: (Breaks the trance by turning around and leaning backwards against the table) I ought to say no, no, no sir
Blaine: (Walking around to stand closely next to KURT) Mind if I move in closer?
Kurt: At least I'm gonna say that I tried
Blaine: (Leaning his head against KURT'S shoulder) What's the sense in hurting my pride?
Kurt: I really can't stay
Blaine: (Grabbing KURT'S hand and pulling on it to stand him up) Baby, don't hold out
Both: (KURT sets his mug on the table and gets up with BLAINE) Baby, it's cold outside
(BLAINE pulls KURT into a sweet little spontaneous slow dance. BLAINE wraps his arms around KURT'S waist and KURT puts his hands on BLAINE'S upper arms. They don't do any more than circle stepping side to side, but it is really cute.)
Kurt: (Still dancing, sighs softly but exasperatedly) I simply must go
Blaine: But baby, it's cold outside
Kurt: The answer is no
Blaine: But baby, it's cold outside
Kurt: This welcome has been...
Blaine: How lucky that you dropped in
Kurt: (Leaning his head against BLAINE'S chest) ...so nice and warm
Blaine: (Resting his head on top of KURT'S and looking out the window) Look out the window at that storm
Kurt: (Looking up at BLAINE) My sister will be suspicious
Blaine: (His eyes flicker back and forth from KURT'S eyes to his mouth) Gosh, your lips look delicious
Kurt: (Turning his head in mock embarrassment) My brother will be there at the door
Blaine: (Gesturing to an imaginary horizon) Waves upon a tropical shore
Kurt: (Looking down) My maiden aunt's mind is vicious
Blaine: (Ducking his head to lock eyes with KURT) Oooh, your lips are delicious
Kurt: (Locking eyes with BLAINE) But maybe just a cigarette more
Blaine: (Leaning his face in just a little) Never such a blizzard before
Kurt: (Pulling away and walking towards the door) I've gotta get home
Blaine: (Following him) But baby, you'd freeze out there
Kurt: (Stopping and turning towards BLAINE) Say, lend me a coat
Blaine: (Grabbing his coat and walking right up to KURT) It's up to your knees out there
Kurt: (Taking the coat) You've really been grand
Blaine: I thrill when you touch my hand
Kurt: (Reaching over and taking BLAINE'S hand) But don't you see?
Blaine: (Pulling KURT close) How can you do this thing to me?
Kurt: (Slightly laughing) There's bound to be talk tomorrow
Blaine: (Taking the coat and throwing it over the couch, his eyes not leaving KURT'S) Think of my lifelong sorrow
Kurt: (Unable to leave BLAINE'S eyes, KURT is barely aware of what he's saying anymore) At least there will be plenty implied
Blaine: (Smiling and wrapping his arms around KURT'S waist) If you got pneumonia and died
Kurt: (Putting his hands on BLAINE'S chest, this line with no conviction at all) I really can't stay
Blaine: (Exasperatedly) Get over that hold out
(KURT grabs BLAINE'S tie and pulls him in for a short, sweet kiss. When they break apart, KURT is softly smiling with his eyes closed and BLAINE is beaming)
Both: (Touching their foreheads together and swaying on the spot) Oh but it's cold outside