" Hey man, I think you should get up... " Jon mumbled, roughly shaking his sleeping friend. Joel groaned loudly, pulling the covers over his head.
" Listen Jon, I went to sleep last night at like, 4 o'clock in the morning trying to put Sonny to sleep, and you're planning on waking me up at what- " Joel uncovered his head, and peered at the clock sitting on his night table.
"-7:22 in the fuckin' morning? I think not. If you don't get your hand away from me in two seconds, Jon I swear I will not hesitate to rip it off, and feed it to my cats " Joel wrapped the silky sheets around his body, desperately hoping Jon would go away.
" Well, 2 hours ago, Sonny broke my front door down, and ate all the shin in my pantry- "
" What?! "
"- He also broke all my windows, and ate all my couch pillows... "
" Where is he now?! "
" I managed to tie him to a chair downstairs, but my house-"
" I don't give a fuck about your house right now, Jon! " Joel exclaimed, hopping out of bed, and quickly running down the stairs. Sonny was attatched to one of Joel's wobbly wooden chairs, trying to wriggle out from under the ropes that help him tightly against the chair. He was whining and making little wub noises, obviously wanting Joel to help him out.
" He tried to bite me like, 20 million times " Jon muttered as Joel began to slowly untie his friend.
" Well, I would be trying to bite your chin off too if you tried to tie me to a fuckin' chair. " Joel laughed, as he threw the ropes onto the couch.
Sonny instantly threw himself onto Joel, clinging onto him, just like a koala would. The little alien barred his razor sharp teeth at Jon, ocasionally swinging and hissing at him.
" Look what you did, Jon " Joel sneered, tucking his lanky arms under Sonny's armpits.
Joel groaned, waving his hand at the two.
" I'm going to go clean up the mess that monster made " Jon said, rolling his eyes, and quickly exiting Joel's house.
Joel nodded, setting the little alien down onto the floor. The 32 year old yawned loudly, looking down at Sonny, who was messing with the hem of his shirt.
" Listen you little shit... " Joel said, crouching down so he would be face to face with Sonny. " You can't be running down the fucking sidewalks, going to people's houses and breaking down their front doors. That'll get you fucking arrested. And probably sent to some super secret lab in China or something. Do you understand? "
Skrillex quickly nodded his head, smiling dumbly up at his human friend. He actually had no fucking idea what Joel had just said, but he wanted to make sure Joel thought he did.
" Well I hope you understood, cause I'm tired and going to bed... "
Hearing the word bed, Sonny automatically yawned, and reached up for his friend.
" Oh so now you're tired? " Joel muttered, gently picking his little friend up off the floor.
Joel trudged upstairs, gently placing Sonny down onto the bed, while he himself shoved himself under the sheets. Right before Joel completely dozed off, he felt a skinny pair of arms wrap around his wait.
" Ni Ni Jo-Jo "
" Listen Jon, I went to sleep last night at like, 4 o'clock in the morning trying to put Sonny to sleep, and you're planning on waking me up at what- " Joel uncovered his head, and peered at the clock sitting on his night table.
"-7:22 in the fuckin' morning? I think not. If you don't get your hand away from me in two seconds, Jon I swear I will not hesitate to rip it off, and feed it to my cats " Joel wrapped the silky sheets around his body, desperately hoping Jon would go away.
" Well, 2 hours ago, Sonny broke my front door down, and ate all the shin in my pantry- "
" What?! "
"- He also broke all my windows, and ate all my couch pillows... "
" Where is he now?! "
" I managed to tie him to a chair downstairs, but my house-"
" I don't give a fuck about your house right now, Jon! " Joel exclaimed, hopping out of bed, and quickly running down the stairs. Sonny was attatched to one of Joel's wobbly wooden chairs, trying to wriggle out from under the ropes that help him tightly against the chair. He was whining and making little wub noises, obviously wanting Joel to help him out.
" He tried to bite me like, 20 million times " Jon muttered as Joel began to slowly untie his friend.
" Well, I would be trying to bite your chin off too if you tried to tie me to a fuckin' chair. " Joel laughed, as he threw the ropes onto the couch.
Sonny instantly threw himself onto Joel, clinging onto him, just like a koala would. The little alien barred his razor sharp teeth at Jon, ocasionally swinging and hissing at him.
" Look what you did, Jon " Joel sneered, tucking his lanky arms under Sonny's armpits.
Joel groaned, waving his hand at the two.
" I'm going to go clean up the mess that monster made " Jon said, rolling his eyes, and quickly exiting Joel's house.
Joel nodded, setting the little alien down onto the floor. The 32 year old yawned loudly, looking down at Sonny, who was messing with the hem of his shirt.
" Listen you little shit... " Joel said, crouching down so he would be face to face with Sonny. " You can't be running down the fucking sidewalks, going to people's houses and breaking down their front doors. That'll get you fucking arrested. And probably sent to some super secret lab in China or something. Do you understand? "
Skrillex quickly nodded his head, smiling dumbly up at his human friend. He actually had no fucking idea what Joel had just said, but he wanted to make sure Joel thought he did.
" Well I hope you understood, cause I'm tired and going to bed... "
Hearing the word bed, Sonny automatically yawned, and reached up for his friend.
" Oh so now you're tired? " Joel muttered, gently picking his little friend up off the floor.
Joel trudged upstairs, gently placing Sonny down onto the bed, while he himself shoved himself under the sheets. Right before Joel completely dozed off, he felt a skinny pair of arms wrap around his wait.
" Ni Ni Jo-Jo "