I AM DAVE! YOGNAU(GH)T AND I HAVE THE BALLS. I am writing this because I had sudden inspiration and it's based off this: .com/watch?v=CQVKhp9l64c&feature=sh_e_sl&list=SL.
Simon and Lewis, if your reading this then I hope you enjoy it.
Knight Peculier wandered the lands searching for a hero to help him find Israphel. He came across a young space man named Xephos. Xephos agreed to use his diamond sword to help him.
Meanwhile the great evil Israphel emerged from a portal deep in the bowels of the Earth. He made a deal with the creeper armies to stop the two heroes. If they stopped them, he would tell them their true identity.
Peculier sent Xephos flying over the creepers and after Israphel. Peculier went in alone to face the creepers. Xephos attacked Israphel only to be blocked and knocked back. Israphel fired arrows keeping Xephos back as he blocked them. They battled fiercely until Israphel retreated back. He fired an arrow into the air that exploded when it came back down and hit Xephos. The hero lay fallen.
Then, out of the forest came a dwarf named Honeydew. As soon as he saw his fallen friend he attacked Israphel sending him flying back before helping Xephos to his feet. Peculier smacked Israphel with his sword sending him flying in the other direction.
Xephos attacked while Peculier tried to stab Israphel but Israphel flipped over his head only to be knocked back by Honeydew. Israphel cast dark magic bringing up the grave of Honeydew's lost love Granny Bacon. Enraged Honeydew attacked Israphel beating him senseless.
As a last resort Israphel brought forth a hail of obsidian only for it to land harmlessly around the heroes. Honeydew smirked bouncing a block. Israphel fled outmatched but not defeated.
This was only the beginning.