DNAngel story, but with Fye from Tsubasa Chronicles and some Fruba characters too. All the DNA characters are seperate and Dark and Krad are now 14 in this, Fye is 14 too. This is told in the POV of some random girl in school, and if I feel like it, I might give the random girl a name and make it a romance... though I'm gunna start off with only randomness...

p.s. the only beginning to stories i can ever think of is, one morning you woke up to the sound of your alarm clock, or something around that area of thought... yeah... i suck at beginnings! lol

Your POV

You woke up one morning to the sound of your alarm clock. (see...) It was time for school, you got ready for school and by now, it had become so much of an instinct that you just daydreamed and then found yourself in homeroom without noticing what you've been doing. But other people did, like that red-head boy you scratched with your binder when aimlessly walking down the halls, and that blue-haired boy you almost ran into when the bell rang. Anyways, you walked into homeroom to hear people singing happy birthday.

"wtf it's not my birthday!" you screamed, coming out of your trance-like reverie. everyone laughed at how stupid you were. You then looked to see a long-haired blonde boy sitting in his seat staring at you. Assuming it was his birthday you started singing when everyone else started again. (you knew it was Krads birthday because he had presents infront of him.)...(who the hell would give him presents anyway?).

Then the lady of doom walked into the class room. No, not the teacher, no, not the principle, no, not the (readers: GET ON WITH IT ALREADY!) ok, Risa Harada walked into the class room. Holding the thing of doom. No, not Dark, no, not a teddy bear with evil glowing red eyes, no, not the devil in a bikini, no, not the (readers: AAARGH!) ok ok, she was holding, Dark. (readers: you passed that the first time!) no no, now I mean pictures of Dark! She had a handful of pictures of Dark!

"omg omg! Takeshi, like, gave me pictures of Mr.Dark! And he said if I do his homework tonight, he'll photoshop it so me and Dark are getting married!" She shouted. Everyone stared at her, some in jealousy, some in shock, some in fear, some in annoyance, some in laughter, some in (readers: if you dont stop im gunna stop reading! and rate this a 1!) ok ok, im sorry! The dudes were staring, with different expressions for each face (not saying every expression).

4 HOURS LATER-Normal POV

The teacher was in the middle of class and everyone was pretty much asleep.

"ok, now if x17, then what is 14x + 167x?" now who the hell felt like multiplying 167 and 17 and then 14 and 17 and adding the sums together and raising their hand happily and ready to shout out the answer. Well, guess what? There is someone who will actually do that. And that boy, is none other than, Daisuke Niwa.

"oh! it's ---- (im not doing that math!)" He shouts, for the world to hear.

"... ummm... thankyou Daisuke...?" the teacher couldn't even move! but, luckily, there was a back-up. And this is another strange boy, who will jump out of the corner of the class and scream a random name. This man will risk going to the principle for kidnapping the school mascot (yes yes, Ayame did say that in Fruba, but 'tis not Aaya). And this boy is none other than, Fye D Florite.

"If you were stranded in the middle of a forest would you eat your foot!" He screamed. Everyone laughed at this random thing he just screamed out of nowhere.

"Fye, if you don't stop that I'm going to send you to the principle," the teacher warned him, for about the thousandth time without actually sending him to the principle (it happens all the time).

"But Foley-pipi!" He screamed

"Foley-pipi! I'm like, 50 and you're referring to me as a Japanese high school girl!"

"ummm... but you look so young..."

"Go to the principle!" she shouted, "no wait,I take that back, you never did anything wrong... HAVE A LOLLIPOP!" She holds out a random bag of lollipops.

"If you were stranded in the middle of a forest would you eat your foot!" everyone screamed, trying to get a lollipop! (oooh, lollipop...) Then Momiji came out of nowhere with a bag of lollipops!

"want a lollipop! or in German, (insert random German here)", He shouted, letting the whole world know for the 15thousandth time that he's, heh, guess what, GERMAN!

"yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssss!" everybody screamed, jumping on Momiji and slurring yay and yes at the same time as jumping up and down with a lollipop. (sounds like pre-schoolers) yet, there was two boys in the back of the class sitting there staring at them all as if they were so superior. One was Satoshi, who you bumped into in the hall, as you now remember doing. And the other one's Krad, who's birthday is today. (September 3rd is Krads birthday)...(sadly, 'tis something i can remember).

Then the unimaginable happened. Krad jumped out of his seat, ran up to Satoshi, and hugged him until Satoshi could no longer breath. At the same time as screaming, "MY SATOSHI-SAMA!" for about the billionth time. Well, it was his birthday...

Then Takeshi came up from behind you out of nowhere and screamed, "look it's a really hott girl! is she new here!" Everyone stared at him.

"She's been in our cless since the beginning of the year moron," Riku said.

"I wish Mr.Dark was in our class!" Risa shouted. Just then Dark randomly appears coming in through the doorway. (nopez, he does not magic out of nowhere)

"Hey ladies, who in here wants to go out with me? huh?" He says, as the flirtatous man he is.

"KILL HIM!" krad shouted out, "KILL HIM FOR MY BIRTHDAY PRESENT GROUPIES!" Everyone, including the Krad groupies, just stared at him, not in shock, not in amusement, not in joy or anything else, not in (readers: goddammit get on with it!) ok ok, they stared at him in shock (readers: you passed that!) ok ok, then in horror! they stared at him in horror! Okay? got that?

"way to lose all your groupies weirdo! we all love Dark!" The Krad groupies screamed. (heh, Krad's getting the birthday present of lonliness this year, which is more of a take then a give, not a good present, haha to him).

"IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! BOO-YEAH BOO-YEAH BOO-YEAH WHOA-YEAH! OH PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! OH PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASEBALL BAT! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A BASBALL BAT! OH WHOA YEAH WHOA YEAH WHOA YEAH WHOA YEAH-" Fye randomly started singing. (yes yes, I DID feel like typing that shit out, lol) And everyone was soon dancing. now for his drama. "PEANUT BUTTER JELLlllyyyyyyyyyyy! PEANUT BUTTER JELLYYYYYYYYYYY TIIIIIIIIIIIIIME!" yes, he was doing, none other than, the peanut butter jelly song opera style! But who will win the contest of randomness?

"MY-A HEE, MY-A HO, MY-A HA, MY-A HAHA, MY-A HEE, MY-A HO, MY-A HA, MY-A HAHA!-" and so on Dark went with the Numa Numa song. And with everyone dancing along (hey, that rymed!). now for Darks opera. "NUMMAAAAAAAAA NUMAHA, NUMAAHAHAHAHA! NUMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

FIVE HOURS LATER

Dark and Fye are done with the random contest and parents don't get why their kids haven't come home from school yet. The office is getting a shitload of calls about just that and then, they find out the cause.

"Mr. Dark Mousy, we think you were being misguided by an insolent(stare at fye), so we will let you off the hook, cause your normal school routine is to flirt, which is alright as long as you dont rape." The principle says, not even realizing that saying words like that is what would get you in trouble. "But I do have one question, where was the teacher during all of this? Care to tell us, Fye?"

"Well, one beautiful morning a bird woke up, the bird was no ordinary bird though, which was something it was going to find out just that day. It was actually the decent of the King of Birds, the creator of the birds, and all other wild life! Which is why, he, the bird decent of the Bird King, must go on the Royal decent journey. He must find his bird teammates, a shrubbery, before time ran out. He was so close to not getting that shrubbery. He had only 3 days left to find it! He couldn't wait. He couldn't stop and take a break, for if he did not find that shrubbery in the next 3 days, the Bird King's spirit would awaken, and steal all the lollipops of the world! He mustn't let that happen! The lollipops mustn't be wasted on a foul creature as horrible as a bird! Which is why, the Bird Kings decent, had appointed me, to help him find a shrubbery in the next 3 days. I recently found out that Foley-pipi has a shrubbery in her front yard. Thus, I had no choice but to knock her out and lift her shrubbery! But how? This was not possible! So, now all the Bird King's decentand I could do was gather all the lollipops of the world, and eat them here and now!" Fye explained, actually having a straight face. (kinda like Ayame did, heh)

"oh ok! Then here, have a lollipop Fye! And you too Dark! Have the whole bag of lollipops! goodbye!" The principle said, waving to them as they walked out the door and into the hallways.

"moron!" Dark shouted, laughing hysterically.

"heh heh, see how great I am?" Fye said

"yup!"

The next chapter is about grated cheese... no no, I'm kidding, although now that I think about it I should include that whole thing Hatsuharu mde up somewhere, whatever, see ya till next time!