A/N: Yes I know I'm supposed to be working on my other story but writer's block sucks! But anyway, I can't believe no one ever had this idea of doing a fic on this prompt! Nevertheless, Enjoy! :D

Midorima and Takao stood side by side in Shuutoku's gym, unusually quiet and the object of everyone's scrutiny. A heavy silence had settled over the team, who had just learnt that their first string point guard and shooting guard were going out.

"Well, I suppose it's fine as long as it doesn't distract you from basketball." The coach stated.

"Oi! Don't get all lovey-dovey during practice or I'll hit you with a pineapple!" Miyaji shouted, his eyes flaring. Nobody paid any mind to that, since it was a well known fact that it was Miyaji's way of accepting something. Ootsubo grinned and a grumbling Kimura handed him 300 yen. Takao's eyes widened.

"Don't tell me you were bet-" He was cut short by a very loud voice.

"Yippee! So Midorimacchi is not asexual after all! Aominecchi owes me a treat!" Everybody was silent for a while. Then whispered murmurings broke out. ("Hey isn't that Kise Ryouta from the Generation of Miracles?" and "So...so...I've heard he's a model.")

"Kise! What are you doing here?" Midorima's tone was gruff, matching his surly expression.

"Can't it be that I just wanted to hang out with Midorimacchi?" He started dramatically.

"Whatever. Go die." Midorima fixed his spectacles. "Waah! So mean!" Kise cried.

"Shin-chan! Don't be so horrible!" Takao chastised before turning to Kise. "So Kise-kun, what brings you here?" Takao asked pleasantly.

Kise flashed a smile before answering. "Ah, don't tell Kasamatsu senpai, but I didn't go to practice today."

The Shuutoku third years' faces darkened.

Oi, if you're not there, doesn't that mean he already knows?

Midorima voiced their thoughts. "Don't be an idiot Kise. Also, I would appreciate it if you don't go around announcing this piece of news to the world."

"Ehh! But it's such great news! Also, I've money on this, you know!"

Midorima smirked. "I still have that picture of you drawing on Akashi's face while he was asleep."

"You told me you deleted it!"

"I might have kept it around in case you needed…convincing for something." Midorima said with an air of superiority.

"How mean Midorimacchi…resorting to blackmail." Kise huffed. "Fine! I swear I'll keep my mouth shut. Please don't show that to Akashicchi! By the way," He leant in closer to Midorima and Takao so as to whisper, but his voice carried anyway. "I also have money on your blond senpai and his friend. Kimura, was it? So, in case those two ever become an item, let me know."

Straightening up, Kise waved. "Ja! I'll be seeing you then!" After Kise was out of sight, Miyaji spoke.

"Midorima." Everyone turned to find a black aura surrounding Miyaji. "Your friend, can I run him over?"

"You have my approval."