Ode to the Rocket Knight
Hip, hip, hooray!
Sparkster saved the day!
Blow the trumpets and beat the drums!
Hail the hero, for here he comes!
Hail to the opossum
Who saved us from the pigs.
He saved us from the lizards, too,
And adieu to them he bids.
Woe to us for rejecting him,
And listening to Sweinhart.
There will be those who want to die
For doing such a blind part.
But the hero never gave up on us
And never stopped the blitz.
He outscored the opposition
With his talents and his wits.
He fought to the death with his foes
And his rival, Axel Gear,
Who wants the glory for himself
And puts us all in fear.
He saved Sherry, he saved Cherry
And he saved his kingdom thrice.
And each time the enemies
Made us all quiver like mice.
Yet he never accepts any reward
That is so well-deserved.
He's happy seeing all of us
All speaking a better word.
Hail to thee, mighty Sparkster!
Hail to thee, we sing!
May thy fortitude prevail
In ensuring freedom will ring!