Twenty ways to Annoy Fire Lord Ozai
1: Tell him he's being a bad boy and is on time out. Don't let him off the chair.
2: Ask him when he's gonna reveal the scar Zuko gave him during the Agni Kai. Gasp dramatically when people say they don't know what you're talking about.
3: When he gets a letter saying Zhao is dead, pat his shoulder soothingly saying you understand and it'll all work out in the end…then add 'for Aang that is.'
4: When you walk into the War Room, look around with tears in your eyes. When someone asks you what's wrong, say 'nothing, it's just so stinkingly hot in here and it's really heightening the aromas.'
5: Give him a furby for his birthday. Snicker when it talks and scares him. Look innocent when he glares at you. Remember to not laugh during the last one.
6: Sneak up next to him and crack your knuckles right in his ear. Be sure to hide behind Azula when he comes after you.
7: Laugh maniacally when the Generals in the War Room think of another plot. Say that Iroh was better then all of them and don't understand how they could have possibly let him go.
8: Start singing 'The Song That Never Ends' when there's a small pause in the meetings.
9: Mix gas and water and dump it over his head. When he's about to flame up, say that if he does, he'll explode.
10: Casually explain that his son is going to marry a Waterbender. Say he can't do anything about it since he banished him.
11: Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
12: Knock on his door late at night. Run away before he opens it.
13: Encourage him to take a yoga class. Don't tell him what it is until he's already there.
14: Whack him at random intervals and yell 'mosquito'…very loudly. When asked what they are, just smile and say they carry deadly poisons. Then look at a General and say that there's one on his arm. Be sure to hit him afterwards.
15: Watch him curiously. When asked about it, say you don't know how he could be threatened by an eleven year old kid.
16: At a feast, play with your food.
17: Pout and give him puppy eyes when he's about to blow up at you. Add a little whimper if needed.
18: Tell him his crown is really rather silly looking and offer to make him a new one. When you give him the flower shaped piece of metal, don't tell him where he old crown is so he has to wear it.
19: Slip some sleeping powder into his food before a grand feast. Be sure to leave obvious clues that it was you so the cooks don't get blamed.
20: Talk to thin air before he comes around the corner. Say you're talking to Sozin and he never wanted the war to begin with and is disgraced that Iroh didn't take the throne instead.
If someone wants to use this and make an actual fic out of it, be my guest. You don't even have to ask, just send me the title so I can read ;). Also, I know some of these are kinda out there, like the furby, but I don't care! HA!
For Non-Zutara: Number ten is just a passing comment. I'm a Zutara shipper, but it doesn't really matter.
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-Edited to fix some mistakes; such as Azula instead of Zula (been a while, hasn't it?).