Sun, Shoes and Sombreros

Chapter 1

Edward's POV

To think I thought this would be fun. I swear when i signed up for this vacation i was kidding myself that it would be even remotely normal.

One minute I'm saying bye to Renesmee [A.N she's gone to China with Jacob], then i'm sitting on a plane as my family terroizes the civilians. Currently they are:

Alice-Confusing the air hostesses. I think its because they asked why she was remodelling the plane. Last time she answered i think it was because "it doesn't have enough passaz!!" Because thats the perfect reason to rip of the planes wall covering and change it to leopard print and change the seats to horizontal multi-coloured stripes. I have to say it amazes me that she ever gets through customs. I mean how can she conseal glue guns in a bag.

ANYWAY

Jasper-Well for a while he watched Alice but as of 10 minutes ago he decided that it would be good to join Bella and decorate the plane.

Bella-Don't ask me why but in response to the dramatic makeover she decided that everything millimetre of the plane should be decorated. After grabbing the old pink and blue striped seat covering she decided to decorate the onboard kitchen. At this moment the kitchen is as follows- Microwave with a flourescent pink border and pink and matching striped cutlery and cupboards (yes the seat covers).

Now she's sitting cross-legged on the floor with Jasper holepunching (yes it was in Alices bag) the in flight demo/instruction cards. Last time i asked (after getting threatened with the various pieces of equipment) she said the plane needed flags, so now there are 30 instruction cards hanging from the overhead compartments.

Ah,well.

Rosalie-By the looks of it she is making a carrot. OK, now that she's thrown it at me i can see it's a paper-mache plane made out of all the phone numbers she has recieved since entering the airport.

Emmett-After threatening those responsible for Rose's plane (and after growling and chewing the top of all the surrounding seats (apparenty he was bored) he decided to raid the kitchen and eat all the oreos. Needless to say not a good idea considering he is now jumping up and down going "jumping is so fun, omg Eddie you have to try this" amazingly he now has a small band of followers and oh god they've decided jumping is boring (big suprise there) and have gone onto singing Mary Poppins songs.

I think the air hostess is having a breakdown.

But god her thoughts are brill, ooh she's gone into OCD mode. Be afraid be very afraid!

Alice's POV

God do these freaks ever shut up. I'm sure in my vision they weren't this bad.

All i did was take the old and tacky seat covers off-like anyone wants to sit on pink and blue seats, not that pink and blue isn't a good combo but my dress nearly matches and i cannot risk any snide remarks that my dress matches a airline seat, i could never live down the embarassment.

Anyway the plane is vastly improving thanks to me and Bella it actually looks presentable. If the people even think about trying to take any of this down i will personally make them clash with my fists.

How can anyone handle listening to these people. That does it, they want a problem passenger their gonna get one!!!

"Attention everyone!!!" I announced over the loudspeaker. "This is your flight crew speaking could everyone please take their seats so we can start with the festivites." The cabin crew glared at me begging me to stop but i knew better then them all what would happen...

Emmett's Pov

As i finished the second chorus of 'A Spoonful Of Sugar' Alice, yes Alice, announced we were gonna have a party.

Ok she didn't say party she said "festivites" god thats a big word anywho it means party to me. Leaving behind my new jumping group i ran to the front of the plane to help Alice.

I thought she would tell me to go back to my seat (or what's left of it) but she let me help her with the well i think she said "Cabin Crew Karaoke" but i wasn't sure. So i fetched the berks that were supposed to be professional hostesses, I don't think so, and Alice began...